Mad As Cheese ..?

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CorpPunk
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Cheese is far too excellent a conversationalist to be mad.
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Mmmmm...cheese.
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Toast is mad.
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Mmmmm...cheese on toast.
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Losing the plot Jen. And check your yahoo. :innocent:
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Obviousman wrote:It hasn't got anything to do with the Dutch, does it ;D :?
I know a kees that fits the discription :innocent:
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mad as a cat, in this house
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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In Sweden we say "Mad as a donkey".

Or, actually, "Stupid as a donkey"
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rian wrote:In Sweden we say "Mad as a donkey".

Or, actually, "Stupid as a donkey"
No Rian, this is a 'mad' thread. :roll:

If we wanted to say 'stupid' we'd say stupid Scandinavian foreigners. :wink:

Try to keep up to speed ... :innocent:
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Johnny M wrote: If we wanted to say 'stupid' we'd say stupid Scandinavian foreigners
:?
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Johnny M wrote: If we wanted to say 'stupid' we'd say stupid Scandinavian foreigners
:?
Ahh ...trace elements of Loki still in my blood stream .... :oops:
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Johnny M wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Johnny M wrote: If we wanted to say 'stupid' we'd say stupid Scandinavian foreigners
:?
Ahh ...trace elements of Loki still in my blood stream .... :oops:
well get a blood tranfusion quickly :wink:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote: :?
Ahh ...trace elements of Loki still in my blood stream .... :oops:
well get a blood tranfusion quickly :wink:
I'm trying but haven't quite worked out how we can extract 100% blood and replace it with 100% alcohol and still make the body viable. :roll:

The research is fun though ... and I do Like Abba if that helps? :innocent:

:D
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Johnny M wrote: I do Like Abba
I do believe you just said that on a public forum :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Johnny M wrote: I do Like Abba
I do believe you just said that on a public forum :lol:
:oops:

Libby, that's two of them you got me to post in a very short time. Stick around. We like you. :lol:
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with ABBA. :evil:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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no indeed, and i bet they eat cheese.
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markfiend wrote:I'm a fan of Mr mackem's box of frogs.
They speak highly of you too, sir :innocent:
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emilystrange wrote:no indeed, and i bet they eat cheese.
Cheese eating cheese. cannibalism :eek:
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nick the stripper wrote:
emilystrange wrote:no indeed, and i bet they eat cheese.
Cheese eating cheese. cannibalism :eek:
Mind your words, Nick. :evil:
I already had sexual intercourse with someone, who was sitting on Agnethas knees as a toddler. So I'm kinda the 5th band member, y'know.
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canon docre wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
emilystrange wrote:no indeed, and i bet they eat cheese.
Cheese eating cheese. cannibalism :eek:
Mind your words, Nick. :evil:
I already had sexual intercourse with someone, who was sitting on Agnethas knees as a toddler. So I'm kinda the 5th band member, y'know.
:eek: :eek: :eek:

What? You had sex with someone while they were sitting on Agnetha's knees as a toddler? Wooaaahhhh there, girl. I think there's laws about that kinda stuff. :eek: :wink: :lol:

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markfiend wrote:I'm a fan of Mr mackem's box of frogs.
they've got to be more entertaining than the band "box of frogs" IIRC
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FFS Dave wrote: :eek: :eek: :eek:

What? You had sex with someone while they were sitting on Agnetha's knees as a toddler? Wooaaahhhh there, girl. I think there's laws about that kinda stuff. :eek: :wink: :lol:
What? Are you making fun out of my bad grammar? :evil: That is not nice, Davey.

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this thread is as daft as a mahogany frying pan
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