One day I will rule the world.
Be thankful it was just your head. This time.
Mine's Bigger Than Yours
Deed done by the way.CorpPunk wrote:One day I will rule the world.
Be thankful it was just your head. This time.
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you got the same hat size as I do, 6 and 7/8 what seems to be 56 cm at least that is what my hat says.Debaser wrote:Not having a tape measure I'm going to have to give you my riding hat size, which is 6 and 7/8th's What that is I have no idea...I just believe what I'm told by money grabbing hat sellars
Another Shade of You.
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Having stopped laughing hysterically about this thread, I have now measured my head (with my husband looking at me sideways asking "what the fcuk are you doing now - so ok this may not be the weirdest thing I've ever done, but you've got to admit its a bit strange )
.........23 inches with hair - but my hair isn't that thick
.........23 inches with hair - but my hair isn't that thick
I never talk during music, at least during good music. If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation.
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I'm amazed at how many of you own tape measures.
Then at how many will measure your own heads.
Then at how many will post the results on here.
My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.
/looks scared/
Then at how many will measure your own heads.
Then at how many will post the results on here.
My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.
/looks scared/
Names are just a souvenir ...
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From which I will extract that you would measure your head and post the results here, if only you had the correct tool.andymackem wrote:I'm amazed at how many of you own tape measures.
Then at how many will measure your own heads.
Then at how many will post the results on here.
My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.
/looks scared/
Will someone get this boy a tape measure?!
i have a tape measure here because I'm selling clothes online... and some people are too stupid to figure out what dress size they areandymackem wrote:I'm amazed at how many of you own tape measures.
Then at how many will measure your own heads.
Then at how many will post the results on here.
My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.
/looks scared/
I have very little to do today. I'm too sunburnt to move.
seems reawonable right now
it was worth it. I met Rev Hammer.Johnny M wrote:d00mw0lf wrote: I'm too sunburnt to move.
d00mie, you go out in the day time?
Now I'm scared.
Whatever that means in gothy black nonsense,d00mw0lf wrote:it was worth it. I met Rev Hammer.Johnny M wrote:d00mw0lf wrote: I'm too sunburnt to move.
d00mie, you go out in the day time?
Now I'm scared.
have a few of these.
I'm not that old.
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It's not even vaguely gothy....
it's just this bloke who's kinda like god in a silly hat.
it's just this bloke who's kinda like god in a silly hat.
Sorry, stereotyping. Again. Complete with sp?d00mw0lf wrote:It's not even vaguely gothy....
it's just this bloke who's kinda like god in a silly hat.
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23".(no hair at all).
@CorpPunk-is this your answer to being left off of the "saddest HL thread" thread on the chameleons forum?
@CorpPunk-is this your answer to being left off of the "saddest HL thread" thread on the chameleons forum?
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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The really sad thing is, I already knew.andymackem wrote:I'm amazed at how many of you own tape measures.
Then at how many will measure your own heads.
Then at how many will post the results on here.
My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.
/looks scared/
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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Thank f**k I'm in the office on my own at the moment...
String and a ruler: 61.7 cm
Handy conversion thing on my mobile phone: that's 24.3"
I win.
I can never get hats to fit.
String and a ruler: 61.7 cm
Handy conversion thing on my mobile phone: that's 24.3"
I win.
I can never get hats to fit.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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Let's not, and say we did.CorpPunk wrote:From which I will extract that you would measure your head and post the results here, if only you had the correct tool.andymackem wrote:I'm amazed at how many of you own tape measures.
Then at how many will measure your own heads.
Then at how many will post the results on here.
My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.
/looks scared/
Will someone get this boy a tape measure?!
Names are just a souvenir ...
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i'm with andymackem on this oneandymackem wrote:Let's not, and say we did.CorpPunk wrote:From which I will extract that you would measure your head and post the results here, if only you had the correct tool.andymackem wrote:I'm amazed at how many of you own tape measures.
Then at how many will measure your own heads.
Then at how many will post the results on here.
My gaster has been well and truly flabbered.
/looks scared/
Will someone get this boy a tape measure?!
you freaks
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
I'm trying to be objective here and take the wider view. However, the fact that people all over Heartland are measuring their heads with a variety of different instruments and posting their result in a public forum is simply terrifying.
Nutters. All of you. Freaks is good as well.
Nice thread.
Nutters. All of you. Freaks is good as well.
Nice thread.
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I'm not really a meerkatboudicca wrote:*glances at your avatar*markfiend wrote: I can never get hats to fit.
*raises eyebrow*
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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Don't think that posting a pic of a bloke giving a cheesy thumbs-up with someone from Status Quo is going to convince us.
You'll always be a meerkat for us.
You'll always be a meerkat for us.
Names are just a souvenir ...
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Like you'd recognise affection. Pah!
Names are just a souvenir ...
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