apart fom the bleedin' obvious....

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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nick the stripper wrote:*Blatant Plugging*


I like the name for my current band/project - The Nipple Erectors
With another drunk,toothless,2nd generation irish ,genius on vocals i hope?! :twisted:
I'm a quarter irish, and if i must get drunk in the name of Rock'n'Roll, so be it. 8)
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OK, which one are you?

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James Blast wrote:OK, which one are you?

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The one wearing the pearls. :innocent:
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Was impressed by Prostitute Disfigurement in this week's listings. I knew this game should start up again :lol:
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Fist Fuck Deluxe deserve a mention.
Last weekend I got to see a band called Whapweasel.
Big electric cat is just a fantastic name for anything.
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Anal Beard

Never heard them, but they're regularly playing down the Hobgoblin pub in Brighton
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lazarus corporation wrote:Anal Beard

Never heard them, but they're regularly playing down the Hobgoblin pub in Brighton
Anal Chunder were this unlistenable bunch of drunks i used to know.they ended up telling venues that they were the Alan Chunder band to get gigs,then claiming "printing errors" when the landlord inevitably complained about their fly-posters.
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@ d00my Adrian Belew - Big Electric Cat
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andymackem wrote:Was impressed by Prostitute Disfigurement in this week's listings. I knew this game should start up again :lol:
Damn you beat me to it!! Also on the bill are Gorgarrotted .........
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I always felt that Lemmy and co should have stuck with Bastard.
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markfiend wrote:I always felt that Lemmy and co should have stuck with Bastard.
as far as discarded names go its far better than the captains of industry :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:@ d00my Adrian Belew - Big Electric Cat
Nah. took more than two seconds to load so didn't bother. Am I missing much? :P
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d00mw0lf wrote:Am I missing much?
Nup, it's a track from a former Bowie and Talking Heads guitarist/vocalist, he's now in a noisy, angular version of King Crimson.
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James Blast wrote:he's now in a noisy, angular version of King Crimson.
Angular... that's muso-speak that is... :P :wink:
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Fair enough. It looked like it may have contained vampires or like it was about to start singing at me, so i closed the window.

I don't "do" singing vampires.
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Holy crap! :eek: There is already a band called the Nipple Erectors

I wondered why James and Scotty mentioned Shane MacGowan from the Pogues.

Back to the drawing board I go :roll:
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The funniest band name I've ever heard doesn't seem to come to my mind right now, but the best adaptation I've ever heard was on this Italian site, when I was surfing about a bit before I became a die-hard Sisters fan which had quite an article about 'Le Sorelle della Misericordia' on it :lol: (which is Italian for the obvious Sisters of Mercy)
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nick the stripper wrote:I wondered why James and Scotty mentioned Shane MacGowan from the Pogues.
ah, the penny's finally snapped :roll:
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nick the stripper wrote:Holy crap! :eek: There is already a band called the Nipple Erectors

I wondered why James and Scotty mentioned Shane MacGowan from the Pogues.

Back to the drawing board I go :roll:
Well that one went tits up then :innocent:
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nick the stripper wrote:
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nick the stripper wrote:*Blatant Plugging*


I like the name for my current band/project - The Nipple Erectors
With another drunk,toothless,2nd generation irish ,genius on vocals i hope?! :twisted:
I'm a quarter irish, and if i must get drunk in the name of Rock'n'Roll, so be it. 8)
Sorry to burst the bubble :oops: :innocent: !
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scotty wrote:
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scotty wrote: With another drunk,toothless,2nd generation irish ,genius on vocals i hope?! :twisted:
I'm a quarter irish, and if i must get drunk in the name of Rock'n'Roll, so be it. 8)
Sorry to burst the bubble :oops: :innocent: !
Doesn't matter :D the band was going no where fast!

The other guys weren't commited enough to the band and kept missing band practice among other things.

I think I'm going to take my song Tina is God and go back to my old solo project, which involved wind instruments, bass, synthesizers, sequencers and everything midi compatible, and start over again.

'The Nipple Erectors 1.5' are no longer in existance.

I've actually been looking for an excuse to break the band up.
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nick the stripper wrote:
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nick the stripper wrote: I'm a quarter irish, and if i must get drunk in the name of Rock'n'Roll, so be it. 8)
Sorry to burst the bubble :oops: :innocent: !
Doesn't matter :D the band was going no where fast!

The other guys weren't commited enough to the band and kept missing band practice among other things.

I think I'm going to take my song Tina is God and go back to my old solo project, which involved wind instruments, bass, synthesizers, sequencers and everything midi compatible, and start over again.

'The Nipple Erectors 1.5' are no longer in existance.
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nick the stripper wrote:I think I'm going to take my song Tina is God and go back to my old solo project, which involved wind instruments, bass, synthesizers, sequencers and everything midi compatible, and start over again.
I decided to do that with my last band when I started a song called Deathrider. The demo just had me singing, playing guitar (with my mic against an 8-watt amp, even picking up background voices) and a too-loud drum machine loop.

I split up my band, took Deathrider, found some synth software, and now the remade version is Gemini.


Splitting up your band may well be the best idea. It may become a brilliant new project, so keep at the music. :D
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why don't you call your new project Pogue Mahone, Nick :lol:
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Maybe I should become like Eldritch and become utterly bitter and make all my new songs about speed and detest for former band members. :lol:
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