Not very kitten friendly.... BUT

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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sisxbeforedawn
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Clicky

so far I've got 739, but with a very guilty conscious
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938ft. And no guilt at all.

Just upped that to 1318. Damn, I'm good.

Would've been more but I hit spikes.
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Oh Jesus. :eek: :urff: I'll have nightmares now.
If I didn't know you have a cat whom you treat well, sisxbeforedawn, I'd have to kill you for playing such games. :lol:
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Just made it 1525. Sorry Emma.

I really need to get out more. This is fast becoming a new penguin affair.
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_emma_ wrote:Oh Jesus. :eek: :urff: I'll have nightmares now.
If I didn't know you have a cat whom you treat well, sisxbeforedawn, I'd have to kill you for playing such games. :lol:
I do feel guilty and not paying too much attention that it is a cute, sweet little kitten :D trying to imagine it is marlyn manson :lol:
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I'm lovin' it

wee bastards! :twisted:
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My current best is 931, it seems I'm a natural at chucking cats :innocent:
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931? Pah! Less than four figures and I don't bother counting.
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Clearly, any kitten fired out of an 88mm flak cannon would be pureed instantly.
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timsinister wrote:Clearly, any kitten fired out of an 88mm flak cannon would be pureed instantly.
Wanna bet? :twisted:
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2648.

Really, guys, you know I am the HL MEISTER when it comes to these games :von:

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now, if it had been 2468, I'd have been more impressed IZ :lol:
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nick the stripper wrote:
timsinister wrote:Clearly, any kitten fired out of an 88mm flak cannon would be pureed instantly.
Wanna bet? :twisted:
Are you proposing that the massive explosion and result g-force stress wouldn't turn said animal into a semi-liquid mess? I'd be all up for a field test if you can secure a baby cat for me to blow into smithereens.
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timsinister wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
timsinister wrote:Clearly, any kitten fired out of an 88mm flak cannon would be pureed instantly.
Wanna bet? :twisted:
Are you proposing that the massive explosion and result g-force stress wouldn't turn said animal into a semi-liquid mess? I'd be all up for a field test if you can secure a baby cat for me to blow into smithereens.
My neighbour has four cats, she wont notice if one goes missing :twisted:
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nick the stripper wrote:
timsinister wrote:
nick the stripper wrote: Wanna bet? :twisted:
Are you proposing that the massive explosion and result g-force stress wouldn't turn said animal into a semi-liquid mess? I'd be all up for a field test if you can secure a baby cat for me to blow into smithereens.
My neighbour has four cats, she wont notice if one goes missing :twisted:
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Will this do? :lol:
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Woho! Just scored 2,927.
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Oh, crash and burn"
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1731

This was fun :lol:
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I don't seem to get more than 600 and a bit.
but somehow i don't feel bad about my poor results ;-)
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653... not more O.o
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