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...something i don't know.
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deliberatley is actually spelt deliberately. :roll:
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RicheyJames wrote:...something i* don't know.
The i* should be a capital letter. :roll:
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hallucienate wrote:deliberatley is actually spelt deliberately. :roll:
a typo. how embarrassing.
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RicheyJames wrote:...something i* don't know.
The i* should be a capital letter. :roll:
i think i covered that here.

3/10 must try harder.
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How can I tell you something you don't know when I don't know whether you know something or not?

If you could furnish me with a list of everything you do know, I'll cross-reference with my knowledge and any of mine that you don't possess, I'll gladly pass on.

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[patronise] 2 + 2 = 4 [/patronise]
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Dark wrote:There's nothing but the knife to live for.
Everyone knows that :roll: :lol:
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Yer old mates have all gone and got fat and now release records named after a certain brand of cranberry juice... :innocent:

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He walked up Market Street, and he went in the Orange phone shop.
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ruffers wrote:All ginger people are descended from the same Russian couple.
I thought the "ginger gene" was from Denmark...? :urff:
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There was some suggestion a while ago that the "ginger gene" was from Neanderthal Man; however, more recent phylogenetic analysis suggests that Homo neanderthalensis and H sapiens didn't interbreed, and their most recent common ancestor was probably late H erectus or H heidelbergensis.
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And there's me thinking I was just making up absolute rubbish! :lol:
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