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Well,getting ready to go to a pish[most likley]wedding reception,full of chavs and farmers,fcukin'great! :evil: ,conversation will be this springs terrible lambing weather and some prick called kevins citreon saxos body kit :evil:.I truly hope no other Heartlanders are being put through torture like this tonight :cry: .I can almost hear the disco,robbie williams,kylie and chirpy chirpy fcukin'cheep cheep!
PLEASE wish me good luck and god speed! :twisted:
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Tell your missus her arse looks fat in that outfit. Should get you out of going. :lol:
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an stay awa frae thay sheep! :lol:
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:urff: sounds awful - Good Luck.

Do what we usually do in these situations - get really drunk :lol: :lol: :lol: Although the last time we did that Paul and I ended up dancing to Abba :eek:
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only Gimme, Gimme, Gimme is alowed round here Alice :D
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James Blast wrote:only Gimme, Gimme, Gimme is alowed round here Alice :D
........and it wasn't that :oops:
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scotty wrote: PLEASE wish me good luck and god speed! :twisted:
good luck, hope you are having fun somehow! :wink: I've survived 2 hours of kiddies party today - lots of screaming kids, going mad in a tiniest bouncy castle and a bunch of gossiping mums... what a pleasure :urff: My child had fun though!
@ Black Alice - Dancing Queen? :wink:
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@ Black Alice - Dancing Queen?
Clever girl :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Black Alice wrote:
@ Black Alice - Dancing Queen?
Clever girl :lol: :lol: :lol:
I only know because it happened to me too on a few (drunken) occassions! :lol:
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nothing shameful about dancing to ABBA

everytime they're played...i'm dancing...
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meet Burn oor resident Dancing Queer :lol:















ye ken ah'm only jestin' Andie
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James Blast wrote:meet Burn oor resident Dancing Queer :lol:

















ye ken ah'm only jestin' Andie
I was going to ask if that was a typo then realised that with an "n" or an "r" it was just as bad/ funny :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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now you'd better stand clear James

i've been caught dancing to Duran Duran, ABC and The Human League...Dead Or Alive and even Divine (so you think you're a man but you're only a boy)...

being straight in a gay club is wonderful fun!!...now i understand why i like it here!!
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Hell! I think Go West's first album is a classic. Duran Duran have no shame attached to them whatsoever, even to this day.
Spandex Woolies however...
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*stands back to let the boys sort this out*



:lol:
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James Blast wrote:Hell! I think Go West's first album is a classic. Duran Duran have no shame attached to them whatsoever, even to this day.
Spandex Woolies however...
i draw the line at the pandex boys...and the takethatandpartylads...

can we all sing along to Living In A Box now?... :notworthy: :wink:
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no
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but then you must remember Johnny M Hates Jazz, non?
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.......but now I've got that song in my head :( Quick - put some Sisters on - drown it out :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:but then you must remember Johnny M Hates Jazz, non?
i do...but i dunno if he does :wink: :lol: :notworthy:
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Woke up this morning, closed in on all sides, nothing doing
I feel resistance as I open my eyes, someone's fooling
I've found a way to break through this cellophane line
'Cause I know what's going on in my own mind

Am I living in a box, am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box, am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box

Life goes in circles, around and around, circulating
I sometimes wonder what's moving underground, I'm escaping
I've found a way to break through this cellophane line
'Cause I know what's going on in my own mind

Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box, woh oh

(Living)
I can't stand another (living), oh oh
(Living)
Woh, oh oh

I've found a way to break through this cellophane line
'Cause I know what's going on in my own mind

Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box (living)
Am I living in a box (living), am I living, am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living, am I living, am I living
Am I living, am I living, am I living
(Am I living in a box) am I living, am I living
(Am I living in a cardboard box) am I living
(Am I living in a box) am I living, am I living
Am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box
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calls Andrew a poodle poker, then runs away...
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Burn wrote:Woke up this morning, closed in on all sides, nothing doing
I feel resistance as I open my eyes, someone's fooling
I've found a way to break through this cellophane line
'Cause I know what's going on in my own mind

Am I living in a box, am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box, am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box

Life goes in circles, around and around, circulating
I sometimes wonder what's moving underground, I'm escaping
I've found a way to break through this cellophane line
'Cause I know what's going on in my own mind

Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box, woh oh

(Living)
I can't stand another (living), oh oh
(Living)
Woh, oh oh

I've found a way to break through this cellophane line
'Cause I know what's going on in my own mind

Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box (living), am I living in a cardboard box (living)
Am I living in a box (living), am I living, am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living, am I living, am I living
Am I living, am I living, am I living
(Am I living in a box) am I living, am I living
(Am I living in a cardboard box) am I living
(Am I living in a box) am I living, am I living
Am I living in a cardboard box
Am I living in a box
Thanks - that really helps :evil:

*turns up volume on cd player - sod the neigbours :twisted: *

NB - I live in a detached house - they can't hear us ......... honest :twisted:
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Tart!
I'm still in a semi, of the bungalow variety of course
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James Blast wrote:calls Andrew a poodle poker, then runs away...
i'm sure there's a response to this kinda thing....


but i'll be buggered if i can think of it!! :wink: :innocent:
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