chav highland wedding!

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Andie
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James Blast wrote:Tart!
I'm still in a semi, of the bungalow variety of course

yeah right! :wink: we know what you meant! 8) :eek:
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
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James Blast wrote:Tart!
I'm still in a semi, of the bungalow variety of course
:lol:

Believe me - you wouldn't want to be attached to me (in the domicile sense :D ). Having got into a stand-up row with an 80 year old woman it was time to make sure that BA had some space :lol:


(I didn't start the argument BTW :eek: )
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and here's lil old me...


Living in a box...well...a terrace...but not Villiers Terrace
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I’ve been up to villiers terrace
To see what’s a-happening
There’s people rolling ’round on the carpet
Mixing up the medicine


I’ve been up to villiers terrace
I saw what’s a-happening
People rolling ’round on the carpet
Biting wool and pulling string
You said people rolled on carpet
But I never thought they’d do those things


I’ve been up to villiers terrace
I’ve been in a daze for days
I drank some of the medici-i-i-ine
And I didn’t like the taste


I’ve been up to villiers terrace
I’ve been in a daze for days
People rolling ’round on your carpet
Biting wool and pulling string
You said people rolled on carpet
But I never thought they’d do those things


Been up to villiers terrace
To see what’s a-happening
People rolling ’round on the carpet
Passing ’round the medicine


Been up to villiers terrace
I saw what’s a-happening
There’s people rolling ’round on my carpet
Biting wool and pulling string
You said people rolled on carpet, boys
But I never thought they’d do those things


Bopsie waddy waddy
Shake your money
(been down to villiers terrace.
Bopsie waddy waddy
Shake your money
(been down to villiers terrace)...
Bopsie waddy waddy
Shake your money
(been down to villiers terrace)...
Bopsie waddy waddy
Save your money
(been down to villiers terrace)...
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sorry..

welcome to the songs in my head department
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well thats us back,mrs scotty full of white wine and the fruits of spring :innocent: !and me starting work in 6 hours so couldnt have a: drink :evil: ,full of chavy weegies it was, in rangers tarten kilts and BENCH tracksuit tops[classy :twisted: ],but the thaught of BA dancing to abba got me smiling again :lol: ,anyway,glad to see you'v' all had a good time while i've been in hell :twisted: .Oh and just got ghost dance cd single on ebay ,so the night wasn't a total disaster :lol: .
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:urff: even worse than I thought - a wedding without being able to get pissed :urff: but.........
but the thaught of BA dancing to abba got me smiling again

........glad to be a ray of sunshine :lol:
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James Blast wrote:calls Andrew a poodle poker, then runs away...
How dare you!!!

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not you my good man, some weird guy frae Em'bra of whom I owe a Suedefest (I haven't forgotten), back tae Scotty were there any Burberry kilts being modled by the massed neds?
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James Blast wrote:not you my good man, some weird guy frae Em'bra of whom I owe a Suedefest (I haven't forgotten), back tae Scotty were there any Burberry kilts being modled by the massed neds?

No burberry kilts,a few baseball caps and handbags though!.Must be hard to be a chav rangers[refuse to give that word a capital :twisted: ]supporting weegie,being able to walk AND drag their knuckles on the ground at the same time :twisted: :lol: !.
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