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I currently have not one, but two full grown cats on my lap, this is making it very difficult to reach the keyboard. I hate to think what is gonna happen when I need to go to the bathroom :?

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you need a cat-theter. :lol:




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or a catapult :roll:
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lazarus corporation wrote:you need a cat-theter. :lol:
I think I might be able to help you there! :lol: :wink:
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:innocent: <---- click for the thread that answers this problem.
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tut
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and I really do have a catheter which is driving me mental!
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are we to asume that the cats have taken control of your very life force?...


or have you just decided to shut down your puter and stroke your pussies!
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hallucienate wrote:I currently have not one, but two full grown cats on my lap, this is making it very difficult to reach the keyboard. I hate to think what is gonna happen when I need to go to the bathroom :?

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Well you must have a large lap or small cats. When mine sits on my lap, he hangs over the edges - and he ain't fat! When I need to get up, I just tell my cat this. He's heard it so many times, he understands and (reluctantly) jumps off my lap.
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Andrew S wrote:When I need to get up, I just tell my cat this. He's heard it so many times, he understands and (reluctantly) jumps off my lap.
Gawd I love it when you're domineering!
Catburger a'la Blast! on Thursday? :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:
Andrew S wrote:When I need to get up, I just tell my cat this. He's heard it so many times, he understands and (reluctantly) jumps off my lap.
Gawd I love it when you're domineering!
Catburger a'la Blast! on Thursday? :innocent:
Actually the trick is to speak to your cat very nicely, otherwise he doesn't move. And veggieburgers are getting more appealing by the minute!
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hallucienate wrote:I currently have not one, but two full grown cats on my lap, this is making it very difficult to reach the keyboard. I hate to think what is gonna happen when I need to go to the bathroom :?

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Have you tried Pampers? ;D
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My cat always sleeps on my Laptop. She likes the heat I guess, but it's hard to type with a cat on half of the keyboard

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Cats just tend to do that. Open a book or a magazine - and you have a cat jump up and have a seat in the middle of it just as if it was a throne set up for this particular reason. Put a fresh dry folded towel or tablecloth or linen on a shelf, turn around for a few seconds - and there's the cat sat in the middle of it. Sit by the keyboard - there's the cat. There is no point in trying to fight it. All cats do that. The reason why I always type from work is that I share a house with 4 cats. :? :lol:
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so much pussy on you, you can't move.
what's a guy to do
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Fifteen posts before a pussy joke? Are we getting old or something...?
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timsinister wrote:Fifteen posts before a pussy joke? Are we getting old or something...?
:lol:


yeah, I guess so....
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am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems... :?
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and it's on topic still. what is going on?
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Delilah wrote:am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems... :?
I hate dogs myself. And our next door neighbours has 2 Rottweilers :eek:

They say that the dogs are nice. Yeah, sure... :?
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Delilah wrote:am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems... :?
I've been catphobic in my youth :lol: But now I'm over that, I guess...

I just still don't like the nails and all that...

Ah, well, I'm happy with my dog :)
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Obviousman wrote:
Delilah wrote:am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems... :?
I've been catphobic in my youth :lol: But now I'm over that, I guess...

I just still don't like the nails and all that...

Ah, well, I'm happy with my dog :)
Nails?

I think you mean claws. :innocent:
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rian wrote:Nails?

I think you mean claws. :innocent:
That sure does make it sound a lot more savage :eek:
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Obviousman wrote:
rian wrote:Nails?

I think you mean claws. :innocent:
That sure does make it sound a lot more savage :eek:
Yes. The eat and kill birds an mice, you know
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