I want my Gonzoid back...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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I've been promoted, against my will I might add. I'm not worthy enough warrant any UBGness. Can I maintain my Gonzoid credibility, please?
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False modesty really doesn't become you Timothy dear... :P
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1. keep posting
2. get to 1000 posts
3. slip QB £20 via the Heartland Aid Appeal PayPal link
4. choose an appropriate and unique rank, which may or may not contain the word 'gonzoid'
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lazarus corporation wrote:1. keep posting
2. get to 1000 posts
3. slip QB £20 via the Heartland Aid Appeal PayPal link
4. choose an appropriate and unique rank, which may or may not contain the word 'gonzoid'
You can skip the 3rd one if you ask nicely... :innocent: :wink:
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boudicca wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:1. keep posting
2. get to 1000 posts
3. slip QB £20 via the Heartland Aid Appeal PayPal link
4. choose an appropriate and unique rank, which may or may not contain the word 'gonzoid'
You can skip the 3rd one if you ask nicely... :innocent: :wink:
true, but if you skip it then you have to do a dare and impersonate an advert in your avatar.

:innocent: :lol:
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lazarus corporation wrote:
boudicca wrote:
You can skip the 3rd one if you ask nicely... :innocent: :wink:
true, but if you skip it then you have to do a dare and impersonate an advert in your avatar.

:innocent: :lol:
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I shall just rise above it...
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Tell you what Laz, you get the twenty for that stroke of genius. ;D
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timsinister wrote:against my will I might add
Since when did your will matter?
timsinister wrote:credibility
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Chairman Bux wrote:
timsinister wrote:against my will I might add
Since when did your will matter?
I might not get what I want, but I certainly don't want what I've just got.
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timsinister wrote:credibility
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Alright, a proviso - the credibility of an exceptionally low rank?

Aren't you a bit further afield than your normal stomping grounds?
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timsinister wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:
timsinister wrote:against my will I might add
Since when did your will matter?
I might not get what I want, but I certainly don't want what I've just got.
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timsinister wrote:credibility
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Alright, a proviso - the credibility of an exceptionally low rank?

Aren't you a bit further afield than your normal stomping grounds?
All will fall under my gaze. Or somesuch.

It would appear that I am after all an Ascended Master. :roll:
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Are you complaining? :wink:
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timsinister wrote:Are you complaining? :wink:
I think the smell of the Yetis has got to him.

Or llamas.
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