I have cats and the scars to prove itrian wrote:Yes. The eat and kill birds an mice, you knowObviousman wrote:That sure does make it sound a lot more savagerian wrote:Nails?
I think you mean claws.
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I don't like them eitherDelilah wrote:am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems...
- unfortunately I think they can sense that so they try to make friends 
just to p*ss me offI never talk during music, at least during good music. If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation.
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Ooh yes, they're maliciousBlack Alice wrote:I don't like them eitherDelilah wrote:am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems...
Nope ,dont like the buggers either,more of a dog man{suppose it's like being a breast man or leg manBlack Alice wrote:I don't like them eitherDelilah wrote:am I the only one in here that doesn't like cats? they don't like me either it seems...
},much more trustworthy!Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Cats have their uses. I have refused to do any decorating since Pam's scratched the wallpaper I had just spent a week putting up 10+ years ago.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Target practiceFrancis wrote:Cats have their uses.
<ducks for cover>
I never talk during music, at least during good music. If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation.
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lazarus corporation wrote:I have cats and the scars to prove it
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Will someone else make a pussy joke please,timsinister wrote:lazarus corporation wrote:I have cats and the scars to prove it
I can't be seen to post two such jokes on the same thread..
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_emma_ wrote:It's 3 from now on, actually.I wrote:I share a house with 4 cats.
One was run over by a car yesterday.Biedus Biedusik, my lovely vagabound from the woods.
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I wouldn't dream of it; I have my reputation to think of.Ocean Moves wrote:Will someone else make a pussy joke please,timsinister wrote:lazarus corporation wrote:I have cats and the scars to prove it
I can't be seen to post two such jokes on the same thread..
Quip on, young man!
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sorry to hear that emma._emma_ wrote:It's 3 from now on, actually.I wrote:I share a house with 4 cats.
One was run over by a car yesterday.
we lost our cat a few months back.pretty certain it got run over (it wasn't the sort of cat to run off) but in the abscence of a body the kids still keep expecting it to come home.heartbreaking little buggers,cats.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Very sorry to hear that... Even if you don't like the species (like me), it always is heartbreaking to loose someone near to you which your pets mostly are too (as the cat was to you)..._emma_ wrote:It's 3 from now on, actually.
One was run over by a car yesterday.
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I once had a girlfriend with a red pussy. She used to sit on my lap all the time, purring and softly scratching my belly and thighs.Ocean Moves wrote:Will someone else make a pussy joke please,timsinister wrote:lazarus corporation wrote:I have cats and the scars to prove it
I can't be seen to post two such jokes on the same thread..
Then my next girl had her pussy shaved bald. She was convinced it was unhealthy to have a hairy pussy in the middle of a 32 degrees' summer...
Ta.
*coat*
IZ.
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Modern-day Francis of Assisi! Good on yer.
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awesome!_emma_ wrote:And it's 4 again!
I found a kitten behind a local grocer's yesterday! It's a he, looks about 2 months old, ginger with white patches, seems homeless (well, not anymore), neglected and hungry. A gift from heaven to wipe my tears.
i'm chuffed for ya! 
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Actually, mine tend to fall when I get up.Andrew S wrote:When I need to get up, I just tell my cat this. He's heard it so many times, he understands and (reluctantly) jumps off my lap.
~dead stars still burn~