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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005290511,00.html
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you read The Sun? :urff: :|
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Scardwel wrote:you read The Sun? :urff: :|


Nah... I work in media monitoring.. come across all sorts of stuff... :wink:
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They pay you to read The Sun?
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They'd have to pay me if they wanted me to read it. Pay me an awful lot.
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Nobody actually reads the Sun, surely. Except for the sport of course. :innocent:
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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I get paid to read all kinds of crap.. and write about...

Oh how I laughed when I realised that Rubber & Plastics weekly wasn't an S&M magazine after all....
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What exactly are you monitoring the media for?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Francis wrote:What exactly are you monitoring the media for?

Whoever wants our service.. i.e lazy companies that can't be bothered to read the newspapers themselves...
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Seemingly Pete Docherty swears by it :roll:
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It's on my shopping list.
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Chairman Bux wrote:It's on my shopping list.
You read newspapers? (Yes I know that the Currant Bun is stretching the term a little.)

I was under the impression that knowledge of all things passed to The Chairman through his Remote Viewing capabilities.

Or is The Chairman not, as I had assumed, an ascended master?
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It's terribly bad for you, that stuff.














Have you seen the crap they put in cereals today?
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markfiend wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:It's on my shopping list.
You read newspapers? (Yes I know that the Currant Bun is stretching the term a little.)

I was under the impression that knowledge of all things passed to The Chairman through his Remote Viewing capabilities.

Or is The Chairman not, as I had assumed, an ascended master?
The Prophets lie.

Or Don’t believe the hype.
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Chairman Bux wrote:The Prophets lie.

Or Don’t believe the hype.
Damn. I had this mental picture of a fortress deep in the Himalayas, with Yetis waiting on your every whim...
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markfiend wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:The Prophets lie.

Or Don’t believe the hype.
Damn. I had this mental picture of a fortress deep in the Himalayas, with Yetis waiting on your every whim...
What you can train a yeti to do is nothing compared to what you can train a llama to do.

And llama’s don’t tend to wander off and form their own bands.
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Chairman Bux wrote: And llama’s don’t tend to wander off and form their own bands.
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amusing name or no,Coco Rocks are quite disgusting.nowhere near as good as original coco pops,or my current favourite chocolate weetos.

as for the sun,even if it wasn't a fascist rag written for/by retards i wouldn't buy it after their "reporting" of the hillsboro' disaster. :evil:
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