Johnny....

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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canon docre
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Johnny, wenn du Geburtstag hast,

bin ich bei dir zu Gast die ganze Nacht.

Johnny, ich träume soviel von dir,

ach, komm doch mal zu mir

nachmittags um halb vier.



Johnny, wenn du Geburtstag hast

und mich dein Arm umfaßt die ganze Nacht,

Johnny, dann denke ich noch zuletzt,

wenn du doch jeden Tag Geburtstag hätt'st.

Marlene Dietrich :notworthy:

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Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Planet Dave
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I couldn't agree more.

Happy birthday, old man. (as Kraken once said, probably).

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have an utterly b@stard groovy birthday John!all the best mate.
:notworthy: 8) :wink:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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doc P
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Ich war jung, Gott, erst sechzehn Jahre
Du kamest von Birma herauf
Und sagtest, ich solle mit dir gehen
Du kämest für alles auf.
Ich fragte nach deiner Stellung
Du sagtest, so wahr ich hier steh
Du hättest zu tun mit der Eisenbahn
Und nichts zu tun mit der See.
Du sagtest viel, Johnny
Kein Wort war wahr, Johnny
Du hast mich betrogen, Johnny, in der ersten Stund
Ich hasse dich so, Johnny
Wie du dastehst und grinst, Johnny
Nimm die Pfeife aus dem Maul, du Hund.

Surabaya-Johnny, warum bist du so roh?
Surabaya-Johnny, mein Gott, ich liebe dich so.
Surabaya-Johnny, warum bin ich nicht froh ?
Du hast kein Herz, Johnny, und ich liebe dich so.


Zuerst war es immer Sonntag
So lang, bis ich mitging mit dir
Aber schon nach zwei Wochen
War dir nicht nichts mehr recht an mir.
Hinauf und hinab durch den Pandschab
Den Fluß entlang bis zur See:
Ich sehe schon aus im Spiegel
Wie eine Vierzigjährige.
Du wolltest nicht Liebe, Johnny
Du wolltest Geld, Johnny
Ich aber sah, Johnny, nur auf deinen Mund.
Du verlangtest alles, Johnny
Ich gab dir mehr, Johnny
Nimm die Pfeife aus dem Maul, du Hund.


Surabaya-Johnny, warum bist du so roh ?
Surabaya-Johnny, mein Gott, ich liebe dich so. Surabaya-Johnny, warum bin ich nicht froh ?
Du hast kein Herz, Johnny, und ich liebe dich so.



Ich hatte es nicht beachtet
Warum du den Namen hast
Aber an der ganzen langen Küste
Warst du ein bekannter Gast.
Eines morgens in einem Sixpencebett
Werd ich donnern hören die See
Und du gehst, ohne etwas zu sagen
Und dein Schiff liegt unten am Kai.
Du hast kein Herz, Johnny
Du bist ein Schuft, Johnny
Du gehst jetzt weg, Johnny, sag mir den Grund.
Ich liebe dich doch, Johnny
Wie am ersten Tag, Johnny
Nimm die Pfeife aus dem Maul, du Hund.

Surabaya-Johnny, warum bist du so roh ?
Surabaya-Johnny, mein Gott, ich liebe dich so. Surabaya-Johnny, warum bin ich nicht froh ?
Du hast kein Herz, Johnny, oh meine Gott und ich liebe dich so.

Happy Birthday my dear friend :notworthy: 8) :von: :P
Es ist grausam.
Dafür hat es aufgehört zu regnen.
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Happy Birthday!!!!
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All the best mate.

:D
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Happy Birthday Mr M - have a good day

Just trying to make sense of these new surroundings
I only changed my name a couple of times
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Happy Birthday! :D
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Happy German Songs Day :D
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doc P
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@ CD : nice avatar for the b-day guy :-D :notworthy: :innocent:
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For my best VIRTUAL (so far..) Friend... Great listener, who does not get annoyed by bunny boiling and ridiculous banter at 1.30 am!
Have a great Birthday, Love, and may all your dreams come true! :kiss:
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Ohne deine hilfe, verliere ich mich in diesem Ort

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like wot they said :D
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happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear... oh you know the rest! :wink:
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Happy Birthday Mr M =)
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ditto............. :wink:
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Happy birthday! :P
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Enjoy your geburtstag
Chucking another log on
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just another day of Zimmerdom
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Happy Birthday from this corner too :D

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Happy birthday old chap. :D
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Get 'em in, man. Have a wild one!
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Hope you had a great day 8)

Blimey judging by the times on these posts, everyone was up very early for a saturday! :wink:
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