RSS Feed of Sisters items on Ebay

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Since Dark is obviously a slack bastard who has a social life (an observation prompted by the fact that he has failed to post his regular "Sisters items on Ebay" posts recently) I have been forced to use http://www.rssauction.com/ to create an RSS feed of Sisters items on Ebay.

The feed only looks in the Music section of Ebay, which should filter out apalling Sisters of Mercy Mugs & T-Shirts and Sisters of Mercy *ahem* 'bedroom costumes' from the likes of Ann Summers. Items ending soonest will be at the top of the feed.

This feed lists Sisters items available to buyers in the UK:
http://www.rssauction.com/cgi/rssget.cgi/25934.rss

This feed lists Sisters items available to buyers in Belgium:
http://www.rssauction.com/cgi/rssget.cgi/25935.rss

This feed lists Sisters items available to buyers in the Netherlands:
http://www.rssauction.com/cgi/rssget.cgi/25936.rss

This feed lists Sisters items available to buyers in the USA:
http://www.rssauction.com/cgi/rssget.cgi/25937.rss

This feed lists Sisters items available to buyers in Estonia:
http://www.rssauction.com/cgi/rssget.cgi/25938.rss

This feed lists Sisters items available to buyers in Sweden:
http://www.rssauction.com/cgi/rssget.cgi/25940.rss

This feed lists Sisters items available to buyers in South Africa:
http://www.rssauction.com/cgi/rssget.cgi/25944.rss

is everybody happy now?
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Where's the feed that lists Sisters items available to buyers in My Bedroom? :evil:

Slack bastard ;)

On a more serious not, thanks muchly, sehr nutzlich :D
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Thank you, you Geek-With-No-Social-Life. :wink:
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hallucienate wrote:Thank you, you Geek-With-No-Social-Life. :wink:
and to think I created a 'Sisters items available in South Africa' RSS feed just for you! :evil:


I expect to see all these feeds parsed into XHTML on your website, Hal

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Very happy!

Thanks to your RSS feed, I found THESE nice items:

"The Satanic Mass CD Church Of Satan Anton Lavey"

"2 CDs "Sinéad O'Connor/Alannah Myles/Roxette/Snap"

"RARE_CHER_Not.Com.mercial_CD_SEALED_OOP"


;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Very happy!

Thanks to your RSS feed, I found THESE nice items:

"The Satanic Mass CD Church Of Satan Anton Lavey"

"2 CDs "Sinéad O'Connor/Alannah Myles/Roxette/Snap"

"RARE_CHER_Not.Com.mercial_CD_SEALED_OOP"


;D

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OK, it's not perfect. But at least you didn't get offered any dodgy tshirts. ;)
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o0o, can we have a dodgy shirt feed?

Pretty Please? ;D
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Motz wrote:o0o, can we have a dodgy shirt feed?

Pretty Please? ;D
since you asked nicely:

http://www.rssauction.com/cgi/rssget.cgi/25947.rss
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:notworthy:

Danke Schoen :lol:
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lazarus corporation wrote: OK, it's not perfect. But at least you didn't get offered any dodgy tshirts. ;)
True ;D

Only an old hat and pants...

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lazarus corporation wrote:
hallucienate wrote:Thank you, you Geek-With-No-Social-Life. :wink:
and to think I created a 'Sisters items available in South Africa' RSS feed just for you! :evil:


I expect to see all these feeds parsed into XHTML on your website, Hal

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Nah, won't happen. I'm pretending to have a social life :innocent: I set it up in as a newsfeed in Thunderbird though. Happy?
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Motz wrote:o0o, can we have a dodgy shirt feed?

Pretty Please? ;D
since you asked nicely:

http://www.rssauction.com/cgi/rssget.cgi/25947.rss
what about one for the cushion :lol: :lol: :urff:
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:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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And I knew the words to every song.
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Whaddaya mean slack cause I've not posted "recently"? :roll:

It didn't look like anyone was bothering to use them, and I think the fact that you consider the 16th of April (the last post on that thread) to be "recent", then it looks like SOMEONE'S not been paying attention, thereby proving my point that I was wasting my time. :lol:

So to spite you, I'll start doing it again ;). The old-fashioned (in techie terms anyway) method: of searching each page for rarities.

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Dark wrote:So to spite you, I'll start doing it again ;). The old-fashioned (in techie terms anyway) method: of searching each page for rarities.
It's too late now - your job has been taken over by a machine.
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Dark wrote:So to spite you, I'll start doing it again ;). The old-fashioned (in techie terms anyway) method: of searching each page for rarities.
It's too late now - your job has been taken over by a machine.
:lol:
I'm a Gonzoid Amphetamine Industrial Machine, course I've taken over my old job. ;)
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I did make a comment about 'the lack of staying power our young people have today' on another thread, but then I make a comment about everything
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hallucienate wrote:what about one for the cushion :lol: :lol: :urff:
I saw that one too. I'm tempted damnit! Any of these searches uncovered this yet?
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she's clearly insane
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Very nice jacket.

Unfortunately, the seller seems to be an absolute tactless c**t, judging by the distasteful use of the razorblade image :evil:
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hallucienate wrote: what about one for the cushion :lol: :lol: :urff:
I suggest we all buy one, then beat the crap out of each other with one on the next Sisters gig during 'Vision Thing' ;D ;D ;D

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote: I suggest we all buy one, then beat the crap out of each other with one on the next Sisters gig during 'Vision Thing' ;D ;D ;D

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Christ, you're evil. He'll probably jump into the crowd and force us all into huge, vibrant padded jackets, and pairs of coloured sunglasses so everything is the same shade of painful red.
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I'm still disturbed by that mad bint
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