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I have a bridal shower to attend a few Sundays hence. I absolutely do not want to go, as it will be filled with 50 (!) people I don't know. Unfortunately, as a bridesmaid I'm obligated to attend.
Today's Challenge: The bachelorette party is on the Friday, and the shower is on the Sunday. Your job is to think of a plausible excuse that will allow me to go to the Friday party while preventing me from attending the Sunday shower. Whoever comes up with the best excuse gets a cookie.
P.s. Deaths of family and/or friends won't work, unless you can produce documentation.
Get the bridesmaid to sleep with the male stripper, then make sure you tell the hubby-to-be. Make it sound dirty enough that he calls off the whole thing by Sunday.
Simple, just be your usual self. Go out on the friday, get blind drunk, verbally abuse all your 'friends' (and they are only pretending to like you ...) get forcibly ejected from the party and get banged up after assualting the cop who intervened. Incarcaration is a valid excuse.
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
Sundays are tough - you can't plead dentist, or doctor, or work... If it was me, I would agree to go, smile pleasantly and be enthusiastic, and then develop an AWFUL stomach upset on the Sunday morning. If it makes you feel less guilty, you can achieve the real thing by eating more than two Pot Noodles, and produce authentic vomiting noises on request.
Chris
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Anyway, it appears we have another solution. Send DerekR in your place and tell him to say he's having a bad hair day. How you would explain the unusual level of sexual excitement, I don't know.
Chris
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MrChris is definitely in the lead now. Also, I'm willing to be kidnapped as long as it happens on the Saturday--just make sure you have milk in the house.
CorpPunk wrote: Also, I'm willing to be kidnapped as long as it happens on the Saturday--just make sure you have milk in the house.
Good thought! ...as I do know where you live. Just make sure you're in when the boys come round. Please don't struggle and yes, they'll be milk.
Or will declaring your kidnapping suggestion as the winner, just be part of your fiendish plan to tease the boys with chocolate chips with no intention of sharing? You're evil. You're greedy.
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M
Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
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