OK... another thingy from myspace.com - this one is actually quote good! And as I suspected, there's no heaven for me - I'm on the 5th level of Hell! (Dante's Inferno Hell Test. This test, is based on the description of Hell found in Dante's Divine Comedy. Based on your answers, your purity will be judged and you will be banished to the appropriate level of hell. Abandon all hope)
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
and, while you are there, you can take another scary test about your personality disorders. nice! Not going to reveal my results , but it seems I have a little bit of everything!
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personalit ... er_test.mv
Heaven Or Hell?
- hallucienate
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I only got to level two
- Obviousman
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Allright, I am severely mentally ill, I'm affraid
level 6,extreme heretic apparently !Ah well,back to the drink,masterbating, torturing wee animals and devil worship for the rest of the night !
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Oh dear.
Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.
24.24.2.489 Deceased
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Actually, I believe I passed through Dis the weekend before last. Didn't look that bad...Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
- Planet Dave
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Mmmmm, women's limbs......Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
- Brideoffrankenstein
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Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
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Level 6........
.........and apparently avoidant (ie shy) - ahhhhh I thought I was just anti-social but that came out as low
.........and apparently avoidant (ie shy) - ahhhhh I thought I was just anti-social but that came out as low
I never talk during music, at least during good music. If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation.
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andSeventh Level of Hell
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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
Utter rubbish. My obsessive-compulsive rating should of course be VERY HIGH.Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
анархия
- eastmidswhizzkid
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Second Level Of Hell:-
nice linksDelilah
This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity.....and so here you are doomed to stay
its a fair cop,guvnor!You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure.
nice linksDelilah
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Seventh Level of Hell and...
OC I expected to be higher, but judging by the extremely high positives, I'd wager that this test is a tad unscientificParanoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
- Shadow_Smile
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poor me
Level 7 Violent Extreme
i'm going to hell
Level 7 Violent Extreme
i'm going to hell
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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I've been a bad boy.Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
Limbs of women... sounds good to me.
Narcissistic, Paranoid and Schizoid sounds alot like me.Disorder Rating Information
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
I've taken several tests like this one and in each one I scored high on Narcissistic, Paranoid, Schizoid and Antisocial...
- eastmidswhizzkid
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"paranoid-high" :- ("just because youre paranoid/dont mean theyre not after you")
"antisocial-high" :- (i suppose that means anti-social as in ASBOs rather than being a miserable git)
"narcissitic-high":- (well,of course!)
all predictable stuff.however the credibility of this test struggles when it suggests my enormously addictive personality could be dismissed as
"compulsive-obsessive -low"
"antisocial-high" :- (i suppose that means anti-social as in ASBOs rather than being a miserable git)
"narcissitic-high":- (well,of course!)
all predictable stuff.however the credibility of this test struggles when it suggests my enormously addictive personality could be dismissed as
"compulsive-obsessive -low"
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- Black Biscuit
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Delilah wrote:Based on your answers, your purity will be judged and you will be banished to the appropriate level of hell. Abandon all hope)
Meh. Been there, done that.
.... there is no semblance of rock 'n roll around here!
- Black Biscuit
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This religion thing can make you feel fairly unworthy, can't it ?!?
.... there is no semblance of rock 'n roll around here!
- Black Biscuit
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I'm level two, so I get to spend my days in eternity with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy.
Hang on, according to this test, no-one makes it to heaven...
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Hmmm, Marian would be the perfect soundtrack. Diamanda Galas would be even better.
Hang on, according to this test, no-one makes it to heaven...
Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
Hmmm, Marian would be the perfect soundtrack. Diamanda Galas would be even better.
.... there is no semblance of rock 'n roll around here!
- radiojamaica
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hey, that's where I reside!!!Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
in dub we trust
- timsinister
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Why is it the most graphically awful quizzes are the most popular?
- Brideoffrankenstein
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I believe I got there first!radiojamaica wrote:hey, that's where I reside!!!Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
- markfiend
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Meh.Hell Test wrote:The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High
psycho test wrote:Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell