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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Motz wrote: There'll be, surely? :innocent:
<sigh> Pedant <sigh>

Some of us are so rock'n' roll round here, we do typos as well as drugs. And, no I won't offer your Dad a typo either. :innocent:
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Well now that I've finally gotten off the floor from laughing...

Excuse me for thinking it might have been a sexual metaphor rather than a typo :innocent:
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CorpPunk wrote:There won't be any strippers either.
This sounds like a job for you, Nick. :roll:
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Surely you're not suggesting a suicide m*****n? :innocent:

Edit: fookin' censorship :roll: Heaven forbid it would rather I put girls in place of mish :lol:
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:innocent:
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Motz wrote:Surely you're not suggesting a suicide m*****n? :innocent:

Edit: fookin' censorship :roll: Heaven forbid it would rather I put girls in place of mish :lol:
Never understood the reason for censoring the Mish. Nobody cared when I mentioned I'd bought one of their singles last weekend, and even when I posted a large image of it on "Currently Listening...", no response. ;)
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Dark wrote:Never understood the reason for censoring the Mish.
better ask The Boss :innocent:
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Dark wrote:Never understood the reason for censoring the Mish. Nobody cared when I mentioned I'd bought one of their singles last weekend, and even when I posted a large image of it on "Currently Listening...", no response. ;)
Somebody wasn't paying attention to my "Garden of Delight and Dance on Glass are crap"* posts then. I assure you that notice was taken ;)

*Disclaimer: I own "Sum and Substance", "God's Own Medicine" and "Children" :oops: But they're not all bad ;)
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CorpPunk wrote:Your job is to think of a plausible excuse that will allow me to go to the Friday party while preventing me from attending the Sunday shower. Whoever comes up with the best excuse gets a cookie.
Lie?
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DerekR wrote:I don't even know what a 'bridal shower' is, but I want to go 8)

...it's probably not what I'm thinking!
I wondered the same when I got invited to a "baby shower" :lol:
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MrChris wrote:Send DerekR in your place and tell him to say he's having a bad hair day.
Or I can send Johnny in my place, and he can say he's having a no hair day.
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No alcohol!!!??? Beejeezus.

Okay then, if genocide is a bit much, I'd suggest enjoying Friday, then taking a LSD tab shortly before the Sunday shindig starts. Everything will be nice and normal (ie. dull as f**k) while you're showering the bride, then hey presto...playtime, 'as you live and breathe' :notworthy: :notworthy: - I love that saying.

You can keep the cookie, a nice curry will suffice.
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CorpPunk wrote: Or I can send Johnny in my place, and he can say he's having a no hair day.
Such a younger version of Miss Haversham (or maybe Estelle) in public forum but such a sweetie in Yahoo reality. Yes I appreciate that 'yahoo' and 'reality' don't quite equate but you get my drift.

Sh!t! I've just been nice to you. Sorry.
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i can't see you as Pip...
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emilystrange wrote:i can't see you as Pip...
But I can always see you as Pebble. 8) :notworthy:

Feel free to blush. :kiss:
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BamBam
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emilystrange wrote:BamBam
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

Affirmation (sp?). History counts. Even in open forum. 8)
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:von:
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Oh no. I've just had a horrible thought. What if there are children at the shower? Oh dear. In that case, I won't need Pot Noodle to induce vomiting.

This simply won't do.

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Children?

*shudder*
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31 of them, all day
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CorpPunk wrote:I have a bridal shower to attend a few Sundays hence. I absolutely do not want to go, as it will be filled with 50 (!) people I don't know. Unfortunately, as a bridesmaid I'm obligated to attend.

Today's Challenge: The bachelorette party is on the Friday, and the shower is on the Sunday. Your job is to think of a plausible excuse that will allow me to go to the Friday party while preventing me from attending the Sunday shower. Whoever comes up with the best excuse gets a cookie.

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P.s. Deaths of family and/or friends won't work, unless you can produce documentation.
You could always go dressed as a "member of the opposite sex" :wink: ;D
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To elaborate on the Upset Stomach suggestion, you could make sure you eat something at the Bachelorette party that "gives you the s**t for 3 days". Whether it actually does or not doesn't matter, as long as it's believable. Then, after unnecessarily indepth descriptions to fellow shower-goers over the weekend, with any luck you'll be told you really don't sound well enough to go and wouldn't it be beter to give it a miss? If they're such dull people, they'll probably be relieved at your absence. And if that doesn't work, just bring up the subject again at the bridal shower before suddenly leaving in a hurry with your buttocks clenched together :lol:

Hmm, after reading that back, I don't think I'd want to know me if I were somebody else!
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Hmm, A McHeartland meet doesn't seem as appealing as it once did.As for the Bridal shower, tell them you think you've won the lottery and your having your ticket checked.
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