d00my, for the love of all that is holy..

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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SOBER UP!
d00my drunkenly wrote:"She beakini by yhte hortatii!"


"I odwnloaded it then other week... stillf got it ony my computetr.
if youtr on slsk, you can doenload it htter."


"Bah, Appepr to be grouonded in englanfd untill i get a passport.

can't get a passport untill i change my name and won;t change my name untill i can talk to the nice side of the family.

Anyone seen ;em? :S"


"'paulin.
Devils own works like a nosebleed.
It's very nice... not had this in enary a yar and it;s lovely!

good for gfettong rid of a cold!"

Let this stand as a testimony to D00mw0lf The Drunken in years to come. ;)
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i gotta say that the ol D00my makes perfect sense to me...


but then...so does JamesBlast :lol:
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I'm looking after my sister's house whilst she's at Tea-In-The-Park or whatever that Scottish festival is, until Monday evening.

No parents, 1MB internet, Heartland, food, coffee, vinyl.. this place has everything I need.

And even with my caffiene-addled mind, I can't make out what d00my means by "She beakini by yhte hortatii!". :lol:
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The really scary thing is, that wasn't alcohol :eek:
That's "paulin". A home-made alcohol substitute.

And I just remembered why I stopped drinking it :urff: :oops:
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@ Dark - you're only jealous! :lol:#

(not of the typing,obviously) :wink:
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d00mw0lf wrote:That's "paulin". A home-made alcohol substitute.
Yer own potcheen eh? :lol:

Never use these words in the same context:

HOME-MADE, ALCOHOL, SUBSTITUTE.

Disaster assured. Even when combining only the first and the third ones, it will eventually break apart and hurt or even kill people.

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blindness is another side effect
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No blindness...
i did wake up wearing someone else's socks and lots of rather confused emails from people I don't think I actually know.
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how do you make this stuff?
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d00mw0lf wrote:No blindness...
i did wake up wearing someone else's socks
so that's where Shadow_Smile's ended up
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hallucienate wrote:how do you make this stuff?
Put plenty of permanent felt-tip markers in a bottle of medicinal alchool.
Add lemon for flavor.

Keep in cellar for a year or two.

Drink.

Die.

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Shadow_Smile's Sock Distilled Hooch has too many awful side effects to go into right now :urff:
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Shadow_Smile's Sock Distilled Hooch has too many awful side effects to go into right now :urff: Image
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nah... You start by crushing anything marked "do not operate heavy machinery" and add to hot, still red bull.
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d00mw0lf wrote:nah... You start by crushing anything marked "do not operate heavy machinery" and add to hot, still red bull.
Lovley.
Cold cures kill you - see River Phoenix :urff:
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or don't, see his headstone instead :innocent:
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the death thing doesn't bother me. Not what i was really going for, but anything's better than having to put up with some people :roll:
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