Make Doherty History

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about time we kicked this talentless nomark miscreant off the scene
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James Blast wrote:about time we kicked this talentless nomark miscreant off the scene
It would seem that Private Eye agrees :notworthy:

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/
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Touche, Dee! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

I am peeved about the Pete Towsend bubble though :(
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James Blast wrote:Touche, Dee! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
Only knew cos Paul has a subscription :D
I am peeved about the Pete Towsend bubble though
Sorry, didn't notice that one :? Mind you - its a bit rich from the people who bring you Private Eye - they're surely the same generation :wink:
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Ewww! that hurt!
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James Blast wrote:Ewww! that hurt!
sorry - I'll not do that again :oops:
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RTTT
PD is a dickless, talentless ee-jit!
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I'm gonna napalm my brain into Tupperware via hard narcotics, f**k a model in an on/off engagement that will keep the tabloids guessing, not bathe in anything except my own sweat and release a steaming pile of sh*t that I claim to be an album.

Maybe then I'll be able to become a big ass rock star like that prostitute Doherty.

Morrisey of the new generation my arse! :evil:

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nick the stripper wrote:I'm gonna napalm my brain into Tupperware via hard narcotics, f**k a model in an on/off engagement that will keep the tabloids guessing, not bathe in anything except my own sweat and release a steaming pile of sh*t that I claim to be an album.
better than working for a living. :lol: ...though the chances are he'ld be an embarrasingly pathetic junkie tw@t even if he wasn't a "star".

and yes,he is a completely talentless goon;f uck knows what kate moss sees in him.her iq probably matches her dress size.
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Thank Christ for that, I thought I was the only one who couldn't see the point of him. Utterly pointless.

I fear for the youngsters today if that's the best they can come up with.
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Some of the youngsters of today can come up with better.

They don't even need guitars either ;)

It ain't a plug if I don't link to them :innocent:
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Motz wrote:It ain't a plug if I don't link to them :innocent:
It ain't a post if I don't link to you :innocent:
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And he is ugleeeeeeeee :urff:
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Who?
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Francis wrote:Who?
Smack-head lead singer from "Babyshambles", used to be the smack-head lead singer from "The Libertines", until they threw him out. Ironic really because he was what made them "famous" - certainly can't have been their god-awful songs! :lol:

Famous for being famous, and for being a heroin addict that will (hopefully) die soon.

Last seen dating that super-model chick, whatserface.

An utter waste of humanity.
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He'd certainy fit in well here. :roll:
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Since Doherty's erm .. performance at Live8 The Libertenes sales have gone down 35%, the record company pulled the new Babyshambles single at the last moment (should've been released Monday) & Oasis have thrown them off their tour.

Going according to plan then :D

Could be one of the shortest music careers outside of Pop Idol contestants.

You can see the video for the pulled single here. Remember, they've had money hurled at them & this is the finished studio version :eek:
http://www.nme.com/features/112867.htm
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