Who says all Footballers are thick?

[Big Si]

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.
David Beckham

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the
league.
Mark Viduka

He's put on weight and I've lost it, and vice versa.
Ronnie Whelan

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well,
He's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best
manager I've ever had.
David Beckham

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of
bed at the end of the day.
Neville Southall

We lost because we didn't win.
Ronaldo

I've had 14 bookings this season 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of
which were disputable.
Paul Gascoigne

I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and
hopefully after that as well.
Alan Shearer


I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper

You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win
the World Cup until the final whistle blows and were knocked out.
Peter Shilton


I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week,
but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester.
Stan Collymore

I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the
screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham.
My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there
playing.
Ade Akinbiyi


Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.
Ian Wright

I'm as happy as I can be, but I have been happier.
Ugo Ehiogu

Leeds is a great club and its been my home for years, even though I live
in Middlesborough.
Jonathan Woodgate

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.
Stuart Pearce

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.
Lee Hendrie

I couldn't settle in Italy it was like living in a foreign country.
Ian Rush

Germany are a very difficult team to play. They had 11 internationals
out there today.
Steve Lomas

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right
sock.
Barry Venison

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what
religion yet.
David Beckham

The Brazilians were South America, and the Ukrainians will be more
European.
Phil Neville

All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.
Mitchell Thomas

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.
Graeme Le Saux

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.
Alan Shearer

I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd.
Johnny Giles

Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
Thierry Henry

I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.
Les Ferdinand

It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
Richard Rufus

There's no in between, you're either good or bad. We were in between.
Gary Lineker

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.
Vinny Jones

[James Blast]

[MrChris]

Mein gott...how do these people remember which way the goal is?

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Mein gott...how do these people remember which way the goal is?

Their own keepers tell them when they arrive there.

Really liked the one about the new yellow card

IZ.

[Obviousman]

Their own keepers tell them when they arrive there.

Nah, most probably they're conditioned to get aggresive using a pic of the other keeper, and once they see the guy for real, they'll get next to exploding and wanting to crash his skull...

[dead stars]

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.
David Beckham

Those were all ace but this is the best.