Kisses for Sale

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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CorpPunk
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Tuppence.
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Johnny M
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* tumble weed *
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Johnny M
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Plus your 'buy it now' price is way too high.
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I'll have two please. ^_^
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You want us to kiss your tuppence? :eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm in. 8)
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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Johnny M
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Sickos. Both of you.
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culprit
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*tosses 4p in...*

...Can you PM them cos I don't want everyone else watching! :? :)
...mmmmmmmmmMMMMMM!....
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Brideoffrankenstein
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What on earth? :lol:
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CorpPunk
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I'm trying to raise money to pay for my airfare to London. Can you believe prices have gone up post-bombing?

Here's a sample: :kiss:

P.s. Tongue costs extra.
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:lol:
any takers?
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*raises hand*
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Dark wrote:*raises hand*
@CorpPunk - I'd suggest asking for proof of age, as a matter of standard procedure. :lol:
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CorpPunk wrote: Here's a sample: :kiss:
That's not a tuppence. Not in Yorkshire, anyroad.
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You betcha! Pucker up baby :kiss: I'm in for a '10p mixture' :lol:
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I'll give you five pence if you nip and get me a cuppa.

Dark, have you lost a few posts on the way or something? :wink:
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FFS Dave wrote:You want us to kiss your tuppence? :eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm in. 8)
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:

bastard!you beat me to it! :notworthy:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Johnny M
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Ok, let's get serious here Corpy and blow away the chancers, and as much as I detest you, I'm prepared to offer you a whopping 50p.

Yep, 50p.

Ok, it may not buy you your plane ticket, but I'm sure it's enough to buy you one subway token to one stop towards Newark International. Little acorns.

But, as always there are conditions. The contract is as follows:

1. Should any issue begat from this congress, I have exclusive naming rights. How Biblical? 'Moses' sounds cool at the mo.

2. I sell the exclusive rights with 'OK!' and 'Hello!' in the UK and wherever they syndicate on the mainland.

3. You sell exclusive rights to the National Enquirer. But I do think 'My Baby Has Two Heads And The Beard Of Moses' will relegate you to page 17. Just a tip, but maybe that headline, in conjucntion with 'Stone Tablets' and plenty of 'Ouch' might work and push you forward towards the front page?

4. You agree NOT to use the words 'Johnny' and 'Like' in the same headline. My lawyers are watching.

Can't say fairer than that Corpy and in the interests of keeping the peace and going with the flow ... *cringe*

:kiss:

:urff:
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:wink:
I never talk during music, at least during good music. If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation.
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Johnny M
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Black Alice wrote::wink:
What the hell does that mean? :?
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Black Alice
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Johnny M wrote:
Black Alice wrote::wink:
What the hell does that mean? :?
No idea - hit the wrong key :urff: Just put it down to the heat and we'll move on :lol:
I never talk during music, at least during good music. If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation.
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Johnny M
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Black Alice wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
Black Alice wrote::wink:
What the hell does that mean? :?
No idea - hit the wrong key :urff: Just put it down to the heat and we'll move on :lol:
Christ! Now we have Emotional Vampyres living in the house. :urff:

It'll all end in goth. Not. :von:
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Is this the new Heartland Prostitute Service I've been hearing about?

What do I get if I buy you the ticket? :innocent:
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nick the stripper wrote:Is this the new Heartland Prostitute Service I've been hearing about?

What do I get if I buy you the ticket? :innocent:
Knowing Corpy Nick, how about hospital? If you're lucky. :von:
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Johnny M wrote:Ok, let's get serious here Corpy and blow away the chancers, and as much as I detest you, I'm prepared to offer you a whopping 50p.
I'll up the bid to one shiny British pound.

Although I really do look like this

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Is that a problem?
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Johnny M wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:Is this the new Heartland Prostitute Service I've been hearing about?

What do I get if I buy you the ticket? :innocent:
Knowing Corpy Nick, how about hospital? If you're lucky. :von:
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