Kisses for Sale

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timsinister wrote:I'll give you five pence if you nip and get me a cuppa.

Dark, have you lost a few posts on the way or something? :wink:
Yes, yes, can I exchange my lost posts for a kiss from Corpy?

Rght, I'm on one thousand again. Best make some more posts. (Wankers) :P
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I haven't got em yet.

*Reluctantly throws 8p in...*

Is paypal oK??!!
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Quiffy, best put this in the weeding section.

So everyone can enjoy Corpy's kisses in a much cheaper way.

Why need an original kiss with all the fuss and fluff when you can get a cheap copy which is in fact everything a man needs?

IZ.

*already running, now crossing Ukranian border*
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Quiffy, best put this in the weeding section.

So everyone can enjoy Corpy's kisses in a much cheaper way.

Why need an original kiss with all the fuss and fluff when you can get a cheap copy which is in fact everything a man needs?

IZ.

*already running, now crossing Ukranian border*
Why you... Pikkrong, head south quickly, you might catch him before he enters Russia!

((And if you get to Russia, bring me back a flexi. :lol:))
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You got me thinking Izzy so I've had a dig around in my PM box. Like all good traders I found some spare copies of kisses from Corpy. They are 1st gen (geddit?) copies and I'm willing to trade.

Sorry, only copies available. No originals.
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First of all, Dark wrote:Why you... Pikkrong, head south quickly, you might catch him before he enters Russia!

((And if you get to Russia, bring me back a flexi. :lol:))
Too late... I can hear the first chords of 'Dominion' setting in already.
While short thereafter, Johnny M wrote:You got me thinking Izzy so I've had a dig around in my PM box. Like all good traders I found some spare copies of kisses from Corpy. They are 1st gen (geddit?) copies and I'm willing to trade.

Sorry, only copies available. No originals.
No prob as long as they are in good shape. Any ringwear, tears on the sides or yellowing?

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote: No prob as long as they are in good shape.
They're near mint. From memory I received a whole bunch over a short period of time. I tried one but it really wasn't up to much and you can't give them away on ebay.

Oh, and remember it's the U.S. versions.
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:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

Boy are you two gonna catch it hot.
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:lol: :notworthy:

Although, I resent Johnny's implication that my kisses are worthless, when in fact they are very nice! Tuppence is a steal.
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CorpPunk wrote::lol: :notworthy:

Although, I resent Johnny's implication that my kisses are worthless, when in fact they are very nice! Tuppence is a steal.
Then you can auction them off on eBay as 'one cent kisses' :wink:

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Izzy HaveMercy earlier wrote:
When replying to what I wrote:((And if you get to Russia, bring me back a flexi. :lol:))
Too late... I can hear the first chords of 'Dominion' setting in already.
You found me a flexi of Dominion? How thoughtful. :lol:
Do remember one can only listen to a BudKon release 3 times before they're worn out. ;)
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Johnny M wrote:Oh, and remember it's the U.S. versions.
You mean the Dub ReKisses?

Extremely long, adding nothing extra to it, just made to make a quick profit and lure the masses into spending their last buck??? :eek:

Hmmm.... I'll think about it first then...

They are only good when you are in a club and feeling like it anyways.

Thanks for the info.

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Dark wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy earlier wrote:
When replying to what I wrote:((And if you get to Russia, bring me back a flexi. :lol:))
Too late... I can hear the first chords of 'Dominion' setting in already.
You found me a flexi of Dominion? How thoughtful. :lol:
Do remember one can only listen to a BudKon release 3 times before they're worn out. ;)
That leaves you only one time to listen to then, lad ;)

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Dark wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy earlier wrote: Too late... I can hear the first chords of 'Dominion' setting in already.
You found me a flexi of Dominion? How thoughtful. :lol:
Do remember one can only listen to a BudKon release 3 times before they're worn out. ;)
That leaves you only one time to listen to then, lad ;)

IZ.
At night-time, when I've had too much caffiene, lying awake till 2am, and not caring about the quality of the songs?

(and to be honest, I don't like Dominion anyway. I always found it too repetitive and preferred Mother Russia)
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Any ringwear, tears on the sides or yellowing?
:eek: :eek: :eek:
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James Blast wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Any ringwear...
:eek: :eek: :eek:
You are so rite, big man! ;D

That'd be Ms RJ's kisses! ;D :innocent:

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You lot are digging yourselves a git big hole...
and I'm staying out of it.
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culprit wrote:You lot are digging yourselves a git big hole...
He's not wrong. :wink:
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Don't be scared guys. Our Corpy is a pussycat ...with claws to match. :twisted:

Though I seriously wouldn't want to be in Izzy's shoes when Mrs RJ reads his post. I seriously wouldn't want to be in Belguim. Or come to think of it, even on this planet. :innocent:
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Wuss!






well someone had to break the silence
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OOOOHH you're so gonna get it...
that felt a bit yankee
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I've paid my 50p. :innocent:

And boy did I get it . :P

In my inbox. :D
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I bet you did!
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Johnny M wrote:I've paid my 50p. :innocent:

And boy did I get it . :P

In my inbox. :D
Spam? :wink:


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Johnny M wrote:Though I seriously wouldn't want to be in Izzy's shoes when Mrs RJ reads his post. I seriously wouldn't want to be in Belguim. Or come to think of it, even on this planet. :innocent:
Pah!

What is she going to do?

OI! me to death? ;D

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