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I would like to make it clear not EVERYONE in Lincolnshire is that ugly.

Just the ones from Westwick Drive, when they're not shooting up or throwing things at the number 26 bus when I'm trying to go home.
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Is that the bus you're on then?
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ruffers wrote:Is that the bus you're on then?
I'll be on it in about 20 minutes as I go to hang around in record shops for a couple of hours. :lol:

Seriously, one of the few indie shops, Ed's Music, is having a closing down sale. I saw the Siouxsie LP "Join Hands" in there a couple of weeks ago and I want it quite badly.
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Do you they throw things when you're not on it? :lol: :innocent: :wink:
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:urff:


Heck, that's the last thing I needed after lunch...
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i dare someone to "view seller's other items" :lol:
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A pair of wooden crotches :eek:
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Not the leotard.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Not that work safe, depending where you work.
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Cant do clickys but .....

"SIZE 18/20 BLACK FETISH DRESS"

Ewwwwwwwww!!!! :urff:
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Would you buy something from someone with this bad spelling?????


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And...

get a load of this piece of negative feedback:

"bad ebayer advertised item as good condition item actually filthy"

To which they replied...

"Reply by riskyclothesuk: bloody liar,,,,if there not in good condishion ill give u them and £100 asians!"
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This gets funnier..


Feedback:

"paid for...but not delivered two weeks on..will not trade with this seller again"



Reply by riskyclothesuk: WEEKS TO PAY,,TWO WEEKS TO SEND EVER HERD OF CHEQUE TO CLEAR SOME PEOPLE IDIOT
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Blummin charming! When I posted this exact same link at 'the otherplace' two days ago - you just told me I needed to get a life :evil:

Why'd Ed get an eek and me a devastating slur on my being? :(
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:eek: Holy crap, that's ghastly. :urff:
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Debaser wrote:
Blummin charming! When I posted this exact same link at 'the otherplace' two days ago - you just told me I needed to get a life :evil:

Why'd Ed get an eek and me a devastating slur on my being? :(
Sorry Ness.Deep inside, you know I love you :kiss:

I was drunk that night :oops:
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Dark wrote:I would like to make it clear not EVERYONE in Lincolnshire is that ugly.

Just the ones from Westwick Drive, when they're not shooting up or throwing things at the number 26 bus when I'm trying to go home.
Hee hee...Gaz's sister lives down Wekky...and apart from the 'shooting up' you seem to have it pretty well spot on! :D :D :D :D
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Check out the latest bit of neg feedback regarding the flourescent green hotpants !!

Again modelled by his "lovely" assistant.

*VOMS* a la SG
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rian wrote:
Debaser wrote:
rian wrote: :eek:
Blummin charming! When I posted this exact same link at 'the otherplace' two days ago - you just told me I needed to get a life :evil:

Why'd Ed get an eek and me a devastating slur on my being? :(
Sorry Ness.Deep inside, you know I love you :kiss:

I was drunk that night :oops:

Ach...ON YER BIKE!!!!













:D :D :D :D :D :D well Sarah's :D :D :D :D
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Black Dahlia wrote:Check out the latest bit of neg feedback regarding the flourescent green hotpants !!

Again modelled by his "lovely" assistant.

*VOMS* a la SG

I am gonna have nightmares about that!


For years!!!!


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Debaser wrote:
Blummin charming! When I posted this exact same link at 'the otherplace' two days ago - you just told me I needed to get a life :evil:

Why'd Ed get an eek and me a devastating slur on my being? :(
Check the "otherplace" again

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