A Top Model Will Always help sell your item

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Post Reply
User avatar
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
Posts: 21181
Joined: 11 Nov 2003, 10:55
Location: st custards
Contact:
Contact markfiend

It looks to me as if someone is an eBay flasher. :urff:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Top
User avatar
ruffers
Overbomber
Posts: 2683
Joined: 24 Jan 2005, 16:43
Location: Leeds of all places

The alternate photo is, if anything, worse.
Chucking another log on
Top
User avatar
Gottdammerung
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 650
Joined: 20 Aug 2004, 13:18
Location: 'Ackney
Contact:
Contact Gottdammerung

It honestly surprises me that there's not a harpoon among the other items on sale, I mean after all, there is a lobster basket....
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye

Hunter S. Thompson
Top
User avatar
Quiff Boy
Herr Administrator
Posts: 16795
Joined: 25 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Lurking and fixing
Contact:
Contact Quiff Boy

maybe harpoons are a touchy subject :lol:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

its like Readers Wives, or so I'm told... :innocent:

***NOT ANYWHERE SAFE***
what has she got going on in the trouser department?!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
User avatar
ruffers
Overbomber
Posts: 2683
Joined: 24 Jan 2005, 16:43
Location: Leeds of all places

I'm having to think of alternate explanations for sniggering at my desk here :oops:
Chucking another log on
Top
User avatar
Gottdammerung
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 650
Joined: 20 Aug 2004, 13:18
Location: 'Ackney
Contact:
Contact Gottdammerung

James Blast wrote:its like Readers Wives, or so I'm told... :innocent:

***NOT ANYWHERE SAFE***
what has she got going on in the trouser department?!

Good god...

Are you sure its a she???!?!
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye

Hunter S. Thompson
Top
User avatar
rian
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1842
Joined: 07 Mar 2002, 00:00
Location: Stockholm/Sweden
Contact:
Contact rian

Debaser wrote:
rian wrote:
Debaser wrote: Blummin charming! When I posted this exact same link at 'the otherplace' two days ago - you just told me I needed to get a life :evil:

Why'd Ed get an eek and me a devastating slur on my being? :(
Sorry Ness.Deep inside, you know I love you :kiss:

I was drunk that night :oops:

Ach...ON YER BIKE!!!!













:D :D :D :D :D :D well Sarah's :D :D :D :D
I used mine 2 nights ago, and survived



:D
I think someone set my soul alight
Top
User avatar
Black Dahlia
Elegantly Wasted
Posts: 571
Joined: 27 Mar 2003, 20:28
Location: On the lone and the level ....

Black Dahlia wrote:Cant do clickys but .....

"SIZE 18/20 BLACK FETISH DRESS"

Ewwwwwwwww!!!! :urff:

Someone's bidding on this now!! :eek:

Okay, which one of you is it??? ;D
Hell is other people
Top
User avatar
Gottdammerung
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 650
Joined: 20 Aug 2004, 13:18
Location: 'Ackney
Contact:
Contact Gottdammerung

Well it could be useful at Halloween...... :innocent:
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye

Hunter S. Thompson
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

with a body like hers, everyday is Hallowe'en
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
User avatar
emilystrange
Above the Chemist
Posts: 9031
Joined: 03 Nov 2003, 20:26
Location: Lady Strange's boudoir.

i'm not looking.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Top
User avatar
ruffers
Overbomber
Posts: 2683
Joined: 24 Jan 2005, 16:43
Location: Leeds of all places

Whoever the bidder is their previous purchase is "private". Although with a name pvc_i_like I'm getting a picture :urff:
Chucking another log on
Top
User avatar
timsinister
The Oncoming Storm
Posts: 4571
Joined: 04 Jan 2005, 17:08
Location: Newcastle
Contact:
Contact timsinister

Ed, if I may ask...how did you come across this? Or am I probing too deep into your secret denim fetish?
Top
Dark
Underneath the Rock
Posts: 6605
Joined: 27 Oct 2004, 21:26
Location: People's Republic of Glasgow
Contact:
Contact Dark

Or maybe you'd like a (and I quote):
LOVERLY 3 WHEELER PUSHCHAIR {BETTER THAN DELBOYS}

Where's the anti-depressants, my faith in humanity has plummeted.
Top
User avatar
6FeetOver
Childlike Empress
Posts: 7683
Joined: 25 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: way on down south, New London town...
Contact:
Contact 6FeetOver

ROFLMAO!!! This thread's killing me.
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
Top
User avatar
6FeetOver
Childlike Empress
Posts: 7683
Joined: 25 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: way on down south, New London town...
Contact:
Contact 6FeetOver

Dark wrote:Where's the anti-depressants, my faith in humanity has plummeted.
Tsk, tsk, silly boy - that's what you get for having had *any* faith in humanity to begin with! :P
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
Top
Dark
Underneath the Rock
Posts: 6605
Joined: 27 Oct 2004, 21:26
Location: People's Republic of Glasgow
Contact:
Contact Dark

Now availiable in alloy
Top
User avatar
Obviousman
Outside the Simian Flock
Posts: 7090
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:14
Location: Soon over Babaluma
Contact:
Contact Obviousman

To me it all looks like table cloths :urff:

But you don't want to be eating of them :eek:
Styles are a lie.

My Facebook/My Flickr
Top
User avatar
Debaser
Overbomber
Posts: 4660
Joined: 30 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: Lincoln. UK

timsinister wrote:Ed, if I may ask...how did you come across this? Or am I probing too deep into your secret denim fetish?
Well, I found it on Head Heritage (Julian Cope's forum)

I've never had an independant thought in mi life ;)
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
Top
User avatar
DerekR
Doobie Brother
Posts: 1860
Joined: 17 Apr 2003, 17:55
Location: lost

HELLFIRE :eek: :eek:

I thought this was your kinda wummin Mr Blast?
Top
User avatar
6FeetOver
Childlike Empress
Posts: 7683
Joined: 25 Jan 2002, 00:00
Location: way on down south, New London town...
Contact:
Contact 6FeetOver

Obviousman wrote:To me it all looks like table cloths :urff:

But you don't want to be eating of them :eek:
Oooops - there goes my lunch... :urff:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
Top
User avatar
Obviousman
Outside the Simian Flock
Posts: 7090
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:14
Location: Soon over Babaluma
Contact:
Contact Obviousman

SINsister wrote:Oooops - there goes my lunch... :urff:
I'm very sorry :oops:
Styles are a lie.

My Facebook/My Flickr
Top
User avatar
James Blast
Banned
Posts: 24699
Joined: 11 Jun 2003, 18:58
Location: back from some place else

DerekR wrote:HELLFIRE :eek: :eek:

I thought this was your kinda wummin Mr Blast?
see my earlier post :innocent:
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Top
Dark
Underneath the Rock
Posts: 6605
Joined: 27 Oct 2004, 21:26
Location: People's Republic of Glasgow
Contact:
Contact Dark

Obviousman wrote:
SINsister wrote:Oooops - there goes my lunch... :urff:
I'm very sorry :oops:
There goes my lunch, dinner, and coffee.

3 lots of coffee, wasted. ;)
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Chat”