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Black Dahlia wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:Cant do clickys but .....

"SIZE 18/20 BLACK FETISH DRESS"

Ewwwwwwwww!!!! :urff:

Someone's bidding on this now!! :eek:

Okay, which one of you is it??? ;D
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pikkrong wrote:There are always goths among us :)
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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James Blast wrote:its like Readers Wives, or so I'm told... :innocent:

***NOT ANYWHERE SAFE***
what has she got going on in the trouser department?!
Why on earth would you want to buy a *bikini* after it has been modelled by her? :urff:
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HOLY SICK-NESS !!!!!!!!! :eek:

I just had lunch,.......... but lost it again :urff:
I was quite impressed until I hit the floor,.....Isn’t that what friends are for ?
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Then again, there aren't many people who have perfect bodies in this world. I suppose not even amongst the members of this forum.
It's just a question of bravado or overgrown self-acceptance to have ones (almost)naked photos shown on the internet like that. Well I wouldn't. :lol: Not even if I got paid for it!
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well said _emma :notworthy:
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It's true not everyone has a good body, _emma_, but this person has an ugly body, wearing unsuitable swimsuits, and with the most atrocious spelling I've seen.

Wooden and Alloy crotches, I ask you...
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Dark wrote:It's true not everyone has a good body, _emma_, but this person has an ugly body, wearing unsuitable swimsuits, and with the most atrocious spelling I've seen.

Wooden and Alloy crotches, I ask you...
Ahhhh, but she has obviously realised the unsuitablness of her wardrobe and decided to flog it......thak god she didn't model the thong/gtring she was selling. :D
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that's the one I really wanted to see Ness, I didn't have the guts to e-mail for a photo though
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and thank god "crotches" was a spelling mistake... :innocent: :urff:
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Debaser wrote:
timsinister wrote:Ed, if I may ask...how did you come across this? Or am I probing too deep into your secret denim fetish?
Well, I found it on Head Heritage (Julian Cope's forum)

I've never had an independant thought in mi life ;)
It was posted by Chris May on another forum.

I consider that enough of a Sisters link for you
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Black Dahlia wrote:Cant do clickys but .....
nor could i until i saw how to do it

hope thats of help 8)
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:Cant do clickys but .....
nor could i until i saw how to do it

hope thats of help 8)
Thankyou EMWK

This guy is apparently no longer a registered Ebay user.

................. strange that :lol:
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Yawn... where is markfiend when you need him?
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Debaser wrote:..thak god she didn't model the thong/gtring she was selling. :D
P-U. *Holds nose* :urff: :lol:
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James Blast wrote:Yawn... where is markfiend when you need him?
You rang m'lord?
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The item seems to have been removed from ebay...


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