How old are you?

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Andrew S
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Dubious to say the least but according to this, I'm only 9 months younger than I am. :eek:
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Damn! I thought I could come roaring in here holding the torch for old baldy men all over the world, fighting them of with a big stick and I find a test. I'll go back to fantasy. :wink:

Sorry Andrew, nearly off-topic at first post. Which would have been a HL record. :lol:
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Johnny M wrote:.... nearly off-topic at first post.
it still might be:

"...error in the system.please try again..."

i will as well...sad but true,its one of those nights where filling in a dodgy internet test doesn't seem so bad :lol:
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Johnny M wrote:Damn! I thought I could come roaring in here holding the torch for old baldy men all over the world
Less of this "Get thee behind me satan", and more of the "come in old chap and have a cup of tea". :wink:
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I'm 20.3 years old instead of 21 :lol:

Oh, and I do have to consume more alcohol :innocent:
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Got half way through, and got intimidated by the questions! I don't need some fancy online form to tell me I'm half-dead.
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Obviousman wrote:I'm 20.3 years old instead of 21 :lol:

Oh, and I do have to consume more alcohol :innocent:
What region did you choose then? :innocent:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:What region did you choose then? :innocent:

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Somewhere south, I believe, seemed closest to .be to me...
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Bastards won't accept me if I'm under 18. It's like the Motörhead and Mish gigs I was going to go to. :lol:

Anywhom, I'm 15, and happy with it (though I'm crying inside)
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2 years younger,'though mrs scotty doesn't agree with me that i should ""greatly" increase my alchohol intake to get me back on track!
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My age in real life is 24 but according to that I am 23.5 years old :lol:

I watched some of that programme and there was a 90 year old lady who had had cancer and survived a concentration camp and she ended up 3 years younger than her actual age. It seems you can offset being in a concentration camp and having cancer by having breakfast in the morning or not travelling in a car as much :?

what a load of rubbish!
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I got the "error in the system" message too. But what made me wonder was that you could choose your height to be 1, 2 or 3 meters. :eek: :lol:
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1.3 years older than reality according to this, pretty good as I told the truth .

Must check on that portrait in the attic sometime :twisted:
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Gave up near the start as I have no idea of my height / weight etc.
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Your 'real age' is: 42.4, but you could be younger!
Your age is: 42.4
Difference: 0.0

I think my not being able to find a pulse to measure probably confuesd it. :roll:
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I think my not being able to find a pulse to measure probably confuesd it. :roll:[/quote]

Who needs a pulse anyway :twisted:
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I put in a bogus birthdate but answered all the rest honestly, seems I'm 26 years and 5 months younger than I actually am, Not Bad!
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Physically, I'm seventeen...
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James Blast wrote:I put in a bogus birthdate but answered all the rest honestly, seems I'm 26 years and 5 months younger than I actually am, Not Bad!

Love your new avatar Mr. Blast :notworthy:

If it's a Photo 60GB: I WANT IT ;D

(Oh and good job on the age thingy :wink: )
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my new-ish avatar is a mythical beast only a few of us know about ;)
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i'm 1.2 years younger ... 35.8. cool.
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I second the nice avatar JB and also cheer the location "better" ;D

Real age and physical age the same ;D - says I should drink less alcohol, do more exercise and sleep more - I knew all that already but I choose to do what I do ;D Plus - I wouldn't have the stock of experiences I do have if I didn't drink as much :lol: so that means I would be physically younger but bored
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excellent point, well put Image
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James Blast wrote:excellent point, well put Image
Thank you ;D

I've always thought that, when stats show that by not smoking, drinking or doing anything which gives any pleasure, you will add a few years to your life.........these years will be at the end of your life when you're too tired and insane to enjoy them :eek: Enjoy life now don't wait for tomorrow cos by then you'll be too old ;D

I don't advocate getting completely bombed all the time but surely you have to enjoy it and let your hair down every now and then :?: By not doing so, as I said, you will be bored and this causes stress............which shortens life :eek:

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Ah, well, today's paper (which I don't ever really read, but it was on the frontpage) informed me that Kopenhagen university proved church going people will live on average 2.5 years longer, so lets all go and praise the lord :lol:

Still, I very much second what you've just said, BA :D
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