Tommy and Pammy

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Just read on "sky"that Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are getting married AGAIN!,can't wait for the new "honymoon"video! :innocent: :lol:
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This time I want in 3D !!!
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Didn't he knock her about? :(
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i know that there's children involved here...but she has to have a new tattoo on her forehead...guM :wink:

Pamela Anderson can't be serious...i doubt that Tommy has changed that much...what the hell is she thinking?...

surely there must be a stalker out there who'd make her a better hubby?
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Burn wrote:what the hell is she thinking?...
nothing to do with socks !!! (.Y.) :roll:
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Shadow_Smile wrote:
Burn wrote:what the hell is she thinking?...
nothing to do with socks !!! (.Y.) :roll:
I read 'what the hell is stinking' :lol: (read the socks first :wink: )
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Shadow_Smile wrote:
Burn wrote:what the hell is she thinking?...
nothing to do with socks !!! (.Y.) :roll:
nope...nothing to do with socks :wink: :innocent:
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Lads: Pammy, hepatitis or not, you still would right?

I mean, it would be rude not to. :innocent:
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markfiend wrote:Lads: Pammy, hepatitis or not, you still would right?

I mean, it would be rude not to. :innocent:
I guess I'd be considered rude then. :? Cosmetic surgery isn't my thing.
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Well, no, normally me neither, but it's Pammy! :lol:

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They're a right pair of tits.

Someone was bound to say it.
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im with the 'fiend on this one...don't know if she does meerkats though mark :innocent:
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Meerkats would be easy after the slapping Pammy has taken over the years...

but yeah...maybe take a paper bag with me and one of Shadow_Smiles socks incase she starts talking.... :innocent: :wink:




oh dear... :urff:
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Burn wrote:Meerkats would be easy after the slapping Pammy has taken over the years...

but yeah...maybe take a paper bag with me and one of Shadow_Smiles socks incase she starts talking.... :innocent: :wink:




oh dear... :urff:
obviously you wouldn't necessarily want to converse with her;but from what i hear of shadow smile's socks....unless you're into necrophilia :innocent:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:Didn't he knock her about? :(
She always bounced back though.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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