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boudicca wrote:Sunbathing goth?

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:von: :lol:
Jesus Christ! You have the smoothest skin I've ever seen.
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Jesus Christ! You have the smoothest skin I've ever seen.
:oops: :kiss: :lol: Aww you little charmer. You do know how to flatter a lady don't you?

I'd like to say I did, but I think it's a trick of the light unfortunately... :|
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boudicca wrote: :oops: :kiss: :lol: Aww you little charmer. You do know how to flatter a lady don't you?
It isn't that hard to find a good compliment for somebody when they're stunning. :wink:
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Had to check that picture twice. And I can't think of a compliment cause Nick's taken the best ones.

I was thinking about her skin
Love is a many splintered thing
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:oops: :oops: :oops:

I'd be deeply flattered but for a nagging thought at the back of my mind...

Teenage boys + hormones = finding pretty much anything in a skirt stunning... :lol: :roll: :innocent: :P

Only joking.

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Dark wrote:I was thinking about her skin
Love is a many splintered thing
I think Dark would like to see you in ribbons
Please post this picture in this thread
so I know where to look later! :wink:
...mmmmmmmmmMMMMMM!....
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HL dating agency strikes again :lol:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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If the poor lad has any sense he'll steer well clear of that "many splintered thing". :roll:
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boudicca wrote:If the poor lad has any sense he'll steer well clear of that "many splintered thing". :roll:
Flesh
Bone
Splinters on the telephone

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Dark wrote: Flesh
Bone
Splinters on the telephone

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A wooden telephone? They really do things differently in Lincoln don't they? :innocent: :P

We've got plastic ones up here! Techno techno techno techno! ;D
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boudicca wrote:A wooden telephone? They really do things differently in Lincoln don't they? :innocent: :P
its a step up from two tin cans and a bit of string :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:two tin cans and a bit of string :innocent:
That's a good night out! :lol:

:urff: What AM I talking about? :urff:
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boudicca wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:two tin cans and a bit of string :innocent:
That's a good night out! :lol:

:urff: What AM I talking about? :urff:
Move this way
Nice and slow
Paint it all black
Let the humorous glow
He feels like sacher-masoch
And the fire below
Is licking at his lips

Cracks the whip!
Come on crack the whip
Crack the whip!
The whip!
Whip!

Swallowing flames
Sinking in the snow
He enjoys feeling pain
He enjoys peeling slow
Lagartija Nick
It's no dumb show
Your name's on his whip

Cracks the whip!

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Anyone else?
:innocent: :twisted: :wink:
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And then I clicked the "Submit" button... :lol:
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It's like you've never gone. :wink:
markfiend wrote:HL dating agency strikes again
You're being polite MF, B put it best...
boudicca wrote:Teenage boys + hormones = finding pretty much anything in a skirt stunning...
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boudicca wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:two tin cans and a bit of string :innocent:
That's a good night out! :lol:

:urff: What AM I talking about? :urff:
no idea but you made me choke on my cider :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:you made me choke on my cider :lol:
"Nah, ahm alrite with me Scrumpy!"
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I'm starting to run out of potential lyrics..

This fascination
The need I can’t explain
To see your face shine
Through the tears again

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Dark wrote:I'm starting to run out of potential lyrics..

This fascination
The need I can’t explain
To see your face shine
Through the tears again

:von:
"I'm lying on my back now
The stars look all too near
Flowers on the razor wire
I know you're here"
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boudicca wrote:
Dark wrote:I'm starting to run out of potential lyrics..

This fascination
The need I can’t explain
To see your face shine
Through the tears again

:von:
"I'm lying on my back now
The stars look all too near
Flowers on the razor wire
I know you're here"
@B: when he starts quoting from "You Could Be The One" I'd start to worry...

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Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, You could be the one We can meditate
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, You could be the one Let's call it fate
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, You could be the one To get your flowers pressed
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, You could be the one Just get undressed

Too late, I beat him to it. :wink: :innocent:
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Don't speak to your Auntie B like that... ;D
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boudicca wrote:Don't speak to your Auntie B like that... ;D
But all the this you share
Are better left unsaid
When you can give me hair
And run your fingers through my head :innocent:



I'll stop now
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