I GOT THE EMPIRE!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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I'd have gone with:

Suzanne takes you down to her place near the river
You can hear the boats go by
You can spend the night beside her
And you know that she's half crazy
But that's why you want to be there
And she feeds you tea and oranges
That come all the way from China
And just when you mean to tell her
That you have no love to give her
Then she gets you on her wavelength
And she lets the river answer
That you've always been her lover
And you want to travel with her
And you want to travel blind
And you know that she will trust you
For you've touched her perfect body with your mind.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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nick the stripper wrote:I'll stop now
No, do carry on. :wink:

I don't get this very often...

(Not in open forum, anyway... :von: )

AHEM!
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Paging Dr. Freud!
That you have no love to give her
Then she gets you on her wavelength
And she lets the river answer
Well said; I've known girls like that. :|
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Cheree, Cheree
Oh baby
I love you

Suicide, straight to the point.

I'd be more worried, personally, if I started to quote Master And Servant by Depeche Mode :innocent:
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Dark wrote:I'd be more worried, personally, if I started to quote Master And Servant by Depeche Mode :innocent:
:eek:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Well young Dark,some folks round here have readily expressed both sentiments in my direction. :von:
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aye, form an orderly line...

ya scamps
...mmmmmmmmmMMMMMM!....
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boudicca wrote:Well young Dark,some folks round here have readily expressed both sentiments in my direction. :von:
Not even a glimmer of arrogance either, eh? :wink:
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It's funny the things that go on underneath the HL rock... :von:
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Proto-dictatorship... Master and Servant sounds like the sort of game Boudicca would love to play....

There’s a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees :wink: :wink: :innocent:
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Or this nice half-a-verse from "Third Uncle":

Cook the leather
Put it on me
Does it fit me
Or you?
It looks tight on you
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nick the stripper wrote:Proto-dictatorship... Master and Servant sounds like the sort of game Boudicca would love to play....

There’s a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees :wink: :wink: :innocent:
WHADDA WE CALL IT? :innocent:

Now silence! *jabs these young bucks against the floor with the heel of my boot*

Image :twisted: ;D
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Dark wrote:Cheree, Cheree
Oh baby
I love you

Suicide, straight to the point.

I'd be more worried, personally, if I started to quote Master And Servant by Depeche Mode :innocent:
I actually thought you were going to quote Eddy Wally when I read the first two words :lol:

Cheriééé, Cheriééé,
dans met mij, de tango déééé amoréé

;D

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Obviousman wrote:
Dark wrote:Cheree, Cheree
Oh baby
I love you

Suicide, straight to the point.

I'd be more worried, personally, if I started to quote Master And Servant by Depeche Mode :innocent:
I actually thought you were going to quote Eddy Wally when I read the first two words :lol:

Cheriééé, Cheriééé,
dans met mij, de tango déééé amoréé

;D

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Is that Cilla from Corrie with him? :lol:
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I think it's his daugher Marina, she always does the dancing :lol:

He was on the Gentse Feesten a couple of days ago, and everyone keeps telling me it was quite hilarious :D

BTW: It's knight Wally ;D
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Obviousman wrote:I think it's his daugher Marina, she always does the dancing :lol:

He was on the Gentse Feesten a couple of days ago, and everyone keeps telling me it was quite hilarious :D

BTW: It's knight Wally ;D
SHE? Oh dear god!
Only a paand.
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Get these Belgians out my thread!!! ;D :roll: :lol:
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You should see his wife, really :lol:
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boudicca wrote:Get these Belgians out my thread!!! ;D :roll: :lol:
I'm not crossdressing and there's only one of me, thank you :von:

(oh and I'm Dutch living in Belgium BTW, :lol: )
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Obviousman wrote:(oh and I'm Dutch living in Belgium BTW, :lol: )
THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!! :P :lol:

was in holland on Sunday... very flat. :lol:
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Flat... That's about the only thing about it, except for the Sisters gig in a couple of weeks :innocent:
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Lotta porn... :urff:

...crispbreads...
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Big Si wrote::notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy: :notworthy: Wally! :notworthy:
Where's Wally?
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Dark wrote:Where's Wally?
Netherlands. Or Belguim.

Obvious(man)ly. :wink:

Nothing to hide behind there though...
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