I GOT THE EMPIRE!

boudicca · 22 Jul 2005, 17:57

boudicca wrote:Belguim

Agh!

Dyslexia rides anaig!

timsinister · 22 Jul 2005, 18:14

boudicca wrote:
boudicca wrote:Belguim
Agh!

Dyslexia rides anaig!

You're correcting your own spelling? Tell me, can you spell identity crisis? Or maybe schizophrenia?

Anyway, RJ provides that service free of charge!

Obviousman · 22 Jul 2005, 18:17

Knight Wally is 100% Belgian (from Ertvelde, more specifically, translated: Peas Field)

And above all The Voice of Europe

boudicca · 22 Jul 2005, 18:27

timsinister wrote:You're correcting your own spelling? Tell me, can you spell identity crisis? Or maybe schizophrenia?

I can but she can't.

timsinister · 22 Jul 2005, 18:32

Two of you? Double the world conquering abilities, double the man-bewitching powers...

None will survive!

boudicca · 22 Jul 2005, 18:34

timsinister wrote:Two of you? Double the world conquering abilities, double the man-bewitching powers...

So that's a grand total of...

Dark · 22 Jul 2005, 20:20

boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote:Two of you? Double the world conquering abilities, double the man-bewitching powers...
So that's a grand total of...

Two.

The clue being cunningly hidden in "Two of you", my enchanting FÃ¼hrerin.

boudicca · 22 Jul 2005, 20:43

Dark wrote:
boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote:Two of you? Double the world conquering abilities, double the man-bewitching powers...
So that's a grand total of...

Two.

The clue being cunningly hidden in "Two of you", my enchanting FÃ¼hrerin.

I mean, how much world-conquering-ability and man-bewitching-power do "we"

have combined?

The answer...
NOT E-BLOODY-NOUGH!

nick the stripper · 22 Jul 2005, 22:37

I hear the roar of a thin machine
Two girls and me in between
Hot skin and methedrine
I want Boudicca down
I want Boudicca down

I hear the roar of a thin machine
Two girls and me in between
Love lost, kiss at will
Dum-dum me, you'll kiss to kill, I hear
Dive, bombers, and
I want Boudicca down
I want Boudicca down

I hear the screams of the stripper and dispossessed
Get down, get undressed
Get pretty but you and me,
We got the kingdom, we got the key
We want Boudicca, now as then,
We don't doubt, we don't take direction,
Boudicca, my reflection, dance the ghost with me

I thik I've taken this too far

boudicca · 23 Jul 2005, 00:08

nick the stripper wrote: I thik I've taken this too far

You've made this girl's evening!

Obviousman · 23 Jul 2005, 09:22

nick the stripper wrote:I hear the roar of a thin machine
Two girls and me in between
Hot skin and methedrine
I want Boudicca down
I want Boudicca down

I hear the roar of a thin machine
Two girls and me in between
Love lost, kiss at will
Dum-dum me, you'll kiss to kill, I hear
Dive, bombers, and
I want Boudicca down
I want Boudicca down

I hear the screams of the stripper and dispossessed
Get down, get undressed
Get pretty but you and me,
We got the kingdom, we got the key
We want Boudicca, now as then,
We don't doubt, we don't take direction,
Boudicca, my reflection, dance the ghost with me

I thik I've taken this too far

Are that the new lyrics to Lucretia we'll get to hear on this Tour

nick the stripper · 23 Jul 2005, 10:23

Obviousman wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:I hear the roar of a thin machine
Two girls and me in between
Hot skin and methedrine
I want Boudicca down
I want Boudicca down

I hear the roar of a thin machine
Two girls and me in between
Love lost, kiss at will
Dum-dum me, you'll kiss to kill, I hear
Dive, bombers, and
I want Boudicca down
I want Boudicca down

I hear the screams of the stripper and dispossessed
Get down, get undressed
Get pretty but you and me,
We got the kingdom, we got the key
We want Boudicca, now as then,
We don't doubt, we don't take direction,
Boudicca, my reflection, dance the ghost with me

I thik I've taken this too far
Are that the new lyrics to Lucretia we'll get to hear on this Tour

I have a better version, but I thought I should tone it down for the board.

Obviousman · 23 Jul 2005, 11:42

Ah, make it a bit of a surprise for us in Tilburg, very nice of you

andymackem · 23 Jul 2005, 12:16

Austria-Hungary. Such a small Empire.

/sniffs dismissively/

Big hats off to whoever it was who got away with describing a Weegie as English earlier in the thread though. Albion's finest?

Dark · 23 Jul 2005, 12:45

Alright.. well, I WAS going to redo Sister Ray, but I think that would go to far, so:

Out of her hands
I feel cold
Catch me crying, calling your name
Boudicca, do no more
Than watch and try and understand

A lot of wishes worthless, empty
All around me
All around
Boudicca, take my hand
Lay beside me on the burning sand

Boudicca, only you can say those words I need to hear
Boudicca, only you can make these Red Skies Disappear

Boudicca

Boudicca, can you hear me calling?
Kiss me now in my hour of need
Under the sun, the sea and the sand
Oh Boudicca, I'm begging you please
Away from Heartland I need you here
Don't try to understand
Let's fall together on the burning sand
Can you hear me calling?
Boudicca

((Wish Mr Marx'd sing a bit clearer.. good thing I wasn't trying to transcribe the actual lyrics))

nick the stripper · 23 Jul 2005, 13:02

She got smooth skin
She wear black
I went over over over
I went back
I kissed I kissed Boudicca
I got smacked for sure
I was uncertain
And I said wha
wha

She got red lips
She wear black
I went over over over
I went back
I kissed I kissed Boudicca
I started flirtin'
I was certain
But I said Next Time Iâ€™ll ask before I
Next time Boudicca
Next time Iâ€™ll ask before I
Kiss Boudicca
Can I Kiss
Kiss
Kiss

boudicca · 23 Jul 2005, 15:52

HOLY s**t THIS IS GREAT.

Keep right at it, boys!

(And go on Nick, give us the filthy version...

)

nick the stripper · 23 Jul 2005, 17:45

boudicca wrote:HOLY s**t THIS IS GREAT.

Keep right at it, boys!

(And go on Nick, give us the filthy version... )

How about a little James Ray?

Boudicca, soon as I was 10 posts high
I've had the strangest addiction for you child
Boudicca, smile for me
Boudicca, smile for me

Boudicca, soon as I was 17
I've had this ambition to make you my queen
Boudicca, my real smooth girl
Boudicca, baby, cover me

Boudicca, since I saw you in a forum
with your black long hair and your leather jeans
I had to know you

Boudicca, Boudicca
My real smooth girl

In your real smooth skin
in your real smooth skin

The only different thing in the filthy version is the last two lines, and I wasn't sure what to make of them. They verge slightly on the necrophilic side, but if you want me to I will post them.

lazarus corporation · 23 Jul 2005, 18:21

@Nick: clicky.

nick the stripper · 23 Jul 2005, 18:23

lazarus corporation wrote:@Nick: clicky.

Dear God! That's genius!

Wow! Pretty soon, I'll be picking up girls automatically.

boudicca · 23 Jul 2005, 19:16

nick the stripper wrote: In your real smooth skin
in your real smooth skin [/i]

The only different thing in the filthy version is the last two lines, and I wasn't sure what to make of them. They verge slightly on the necrophilic side, but if you want me to I will post them.

Something to do with a coffin?

Nice.

Still, sterling work on everything else. He really doesn't need any advice, Laz!

"He's a smooth operataaaaaa, smoooooooth operataaaaaa"

Dark · 24 Jul 2005, 19:34

Well, I WAS gonna redo Sister Ray until I realised it would be a little over the top:

And yes I believe in what we could have
But he got in the way
And only yesterday
As we were kissing
Lord knows I tried to say, but I've
Felt a million kisses
Going where they've been before
Seen the way our passion lay
Undecided at the door

And all I know for sure
All I know for real
Is Boudicca, she means so much
When I'm against her soft skin
The heat inside
When bodies meet
When fingers touch

All of these words are second-hand and
Useless in the face of this
Every post made about her
Would pale beside a single kiss
And I said so many things I
Fail to understand at all
I'd settle anytime to
Hear her footsteps in the hall outside

And all I know for sure
All I know for real
Is Boudicca, she means so much
When I'm against her soft skin
The heat inside
When bodies meet
When fingers touch

Because the board is cruel, and
Promises are broken
Please tell me
Anything, don't try to tell me
You'll be true to me, you know the
Real truth is never spoken
And I know the night is cold, but
If you hold me tight you know you'll
Find that I yearn for your touch, and
Never let it pass away, the
Memories may last for years but
Names are just for souvenirs
Some kind of Angel let me
Gaze deep in your eyes
Don't give me soft excuses
Tonight, under the skies
I won't care for words, they don't belong
And I love what you are called
If you're with me later, if at all
I would wait a long long time
Before I hear another love song
Come here I think your beautiful
My door is open wide
Boudicca, my Angel come inside
Come here I think you're beautiful
I think you're beautiful beautiful
Boudicca, my Angel come inside
Come here I think you're beautiful
I think you're beautiful
Boudicca, my Angel come inside
Come here I think you're beautiful
My door is open wide
Boudicca, my love come inside
Come here I think you're beautiful
I think you're beautiful beautiful
Boudicca, my love come inside
Come here I think you're beautiful
I think you're beautiful
Boudicca, my love come inside

boudicca · 24 Jul 2005, 22:00

Gentlemen, are you watching?

THIS IS THE WAY TO DO IT!

nick the stripper · 24 Jul 2005, 23:31

Damn you, Dark. *waves fist*

eastmidswhizzkid · 25 Jul 2005, 01:47

boudicca wrote:Gentlemen, are you watching?

THIS IS THE WAY TO DO IT!

how's it gonna end then B ? will it be an irate mother on your doorstep,looking for the "hussy what's broke my little
dar(k)ling's heart?"

@ nick and korin-keep it up lads !i must say you're very brave -i'ld a far too well- developed sense of embarassement at your age to read my toe-curling love poetry in public