Agh!boudicca wrote:Belguim
Dyslexia rides anaig!
You're correcting your own spelling? Tell me, can you spell identity crisis? Or maybe schizophrenia?boudicca wrote:Agh!boudicca wrote:Belguim
Dyslexia rides anaig!
I can but she can't.timsinister wrote:You're correcting your own spelling? Tell me, can you spell identity crisis? Or maybe schizophrenia?
Two.boudicca wrote:So that's a grand total of...timsinister wrote:Two of you? Double the world conquering abilities, double the man-bewitching powers...
I mean, how much world-conquering-ability and man-bewitching-power do "we" have combined?Dark wrote:Two.boudicca wrote:So that's a grand total of...timsinister wrote:Two of you? Double the world conquering abilities, double the man-bewitching powers...
The clue being cunningly hidden in "Two of you", my enchanting Führerin.
Are that the new lyrics to Lucretia we'll get to hear on this Tournick the stripper wrote:I hear the roar of a thin machine
Two girls and me in between
Hot skin and methedrine
I want Boudicca down
I want Boudicca down
I hear the roar of a thin machine
Two girls and me in between
Love lost, kiss at will
Dum-dum me, you'll kiss to kill, I hear
Dive, bombers, and
I want Boudicca down
I want Boudicca down
I hear the screams of the stripper and dispossessed
Get down, get undressed
Get pretty but you and me,
We got the kingdom, we got the key
We want Boudicca, now as then,
We don't doubt, we don't take direction,
Boudicca, my reflection, dance the ghost with me
I thik I've taken this too far
I have a better version, but I thought I should tone it down for the board.Obviousman wrote:Are that the new lyrics to Lucretia we'll get to hear on this Tournick the stripper wrote:I hear the roar of a thin machine
Two girls and me in between
Hot skin and methedrine
I want Boudicca down
I want Boudicca down
I hear the roar of a thin machine
Two girls and me in between
Love lost, kiss at will
Dum-dum me, you'll kiss to kill, I hear
Dive, bombers, and
I want Boudicca down
I want Boudicca down
I hear the screams of the stripper and dispossessed
Get down, get undressed
Get pretty but you and me,
We got the kingdom, we got the key
We want Boudicca, now as then,
We don't doubt, we don't take direction,
Boudicca, my reflection, dance the ghost with me
I thik I've taken this too far
How about a little James Ray?boudicca wrote:HOLY s**t THIS IS GREAT.
Keep right at it, boys!
(And go on Nick, give us the filthy version... )
Dear God! That's genius!lazarus corporation wrote:@Nick: clicky.
Something to do with a coffin?nick the stripper wrote: In your real smooth skin
in your real smooth skin [/i]
The only different thing in the filthy version is the last two lines, and I wasn't sure what to make of them. They verge slightly on the necrophilic side, but if you want me to I will post them.
how's it gonna end then B ? will it be an irate mother on your doorstep,looking for the "hussy what's broke my littleboudicca wrote:Gentlemen, are you watching?
THIS IS THE WAY TO DO IT!