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James Blast wrote:
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James Blast wrote:Dyslexia rides anaig!
You'll be picking on fat people next, James. Shame on you.

:wink:
I am fat people, I'm two in fact, the other one is called John and is an hairdresser
Can John give me a perm?
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Chairman Bux wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote: You'll be picking on fat people next, James. Shame on you.

:wink:
I am fat people, I'm two in fact, the other one is called John and is an hairdresser
Can John give me a perm?
Sure. When?
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Chairman Bux wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote: You'll be picking on fat people next, James. Shame on you.

:wink:
I am fat people, I'm two in fact, the other one is called John and is an hairdresser
Can John give me a perm?
Sure. Where?
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:That's discusting.
Yet highly arousing.
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:oops: Saved me posting that photo...

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Oh my hell...

If every topic is going to be as crazy as this one with you guys modding: Congrats quite a lot (otherwise just congrats, :lol: )
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Obviousman wrote:Oh my hell...

If every topic is going to be as crazy as this one with you guys modding: Congrats quite a lot (otherwise just congrats, :lol: )
Yeah... Have a good one! :D

( :innocent: :wink: :lol: )
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"an hairdresser", Mr B?
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James Blast wrote:
Chairman Bux wrote:
James Blast wrote:Dyslexia rides anaig!
You'll be picking on fat people next, James. Shame on you.

:wink:
I am fat people, I'm two in fact, the other one is called John and is an hairdresser
Mr Teasie Weesie, well I'll be... :D :D :D
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oscar wilde wrote:"moderation is fatal...nothing succeeds like excess"

congrats mark & martin! :notworthy:

(and yes,that is the quote from the gothic rock black book!)
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:eek: Wilde's posting here now?

Well I'll be...

... we really DO get the cream of the literary crop don't we? :von: :innocent:
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boudicca wrote::eek: Wilde's posting here now?

Well I'll be...

... we really DO get the cream of the literary crop don't we? :von: :innocent:
it seems that most of the "cream" on the boards at the moment is in your honour,B... :innocent:
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And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it seems that most of the "cream" on the boards at the moment is in your honour,B... :innocent:
:eek: Dear Lord!
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boudicca wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it seems that most of the "cream" on the boards at the moment is in your honour,B... :innocent:
:eek: Dear Lord!
just what every girl needs- a horde of teenage darklings competing for her attentions.you'll never have to do the washing-up again! :lol:
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And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:a horde of teenage darklings
Hmm yes. Teenage.

They're all teenage.

Not a member of the literary crop amongst them. :von:
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boudicca wrote::eek: Wilde's posting here now?

Well I'll be...

... we really DO get the cream of the literary crop don't we? :von: :innocent:
He can have an absinthe on me 8)
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Dark wrote:"an hairdresser", Mr B?

And you say you don't pay attention to Richeyjames????
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Dark wrote:"an hairdresser", Mr B?

And you say you don't pay attention to Richeyjames????
Spot on. :wink:
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eastmanswhizzkid wrote: eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
it seems that most of the "cream" on the boards at the moment is in your honour,B...



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This thread needs immortalising, carving in stone, and blazed across the sky. Heartland is here.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Dark wrote:"an hairdresser", Mr B?

And you say you don't pay attention to Richeyjames????
I didn't, but since he quoted Red Dwarf, I assume he doesn't hate it. So I'm going to listen to him. Not often, but sometimes.
And I blame Motz for my being pedantic. :lol:
boudicca wrote:Not a member of the literary crop amongst them. :von:
Oh come on, I quoted Eldritch, Murphy, Reed.. what more literary excellence could one hope for? ;D
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Dark wrote:Oh come on, I quoted Eldritch, Murphy, Reed.. what more literary excellence could one hope for? ;D
I ain't sayin' nuthin'.

:von: :von: :von:

VERY appropriate smiley that one, at times like these...
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