well Burn actually
Oor guid friend frae doon south is paying a vist to oor capital and is popping through tae Glesga on Wednesday 10th August between the hours of 2pm and 9pm. I shall be there on the platform with some shortie, black bun, a bit of coal and a fish wrapped in a ribbon (they dae it in The Broons) to welcome him. A sesh of serious drinking will then ensue with some canapes at Boab's Brassiere or L'Cafe Tam.
As always I extend an invite to anyone who can be bothered tae get aff thir deid erses and actually attend.
More details will follow, innat.
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What sort of day is WEDNESDAY! fur a sesh !
Is this open to "Choochters"?
Is this open to "Choochters"?
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
destination disaster...i have no idea where those pubs are
and i'm sorry...but Wednesday is the only day i have free from the dreadded family before i shoot back down the M6 to sanity
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
If you tell me how to quote I'll buy the drinks!Burn wrote:
destination disaster...i have no idea where those pubs are
and i'm sorry...but Wednesday is the only day i have free from the dreadded family before i shoot back down the M6 to sanity
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
you just did a quote of what i originally wrote...all you need to do now is highlight the crap you don't want and delete it...leaving behind the relevant [ quote="name" ] and closing [/ quote] to show the bit you needscotty wrote:If you tell me how to quote I'll buy the drinks!Burn wrote:
destination disaster...i have no idea where those pubs are
and i'm sorry...but Wednesday is the only day i have free from the dreadded family before i shoot back down the M6 to sanity
try it on this post
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
Burn wrote:scotty wrote:HEY-HAY,Now I feel like "Chief Brodie who just tied Quints knot on the "ORCA" ,better book a days holiday and get some money out the bank!Burn wrote:
...all you need to do now is highlight the crap you don't want and delete it...leaving behind the relevant [ quote="name" ] and closing [/ quote] to show the bit you need
try it on this post
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Only if they can spell "teuchtars" right!scotty wrote: Is this open to "Choochters"?
Am I even invited fellows...?
Or is there nae room fur an ureliable poash burd?
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everyone who didn't attend St. Aloysius* is welcome
*escape clause for Claire
*escape clause for Claire
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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boudicca wrote:Am I even invited fellows...?
Or is there nae room fur an ureliable poash burd?
you may want to read your advice column before i answer that...but rest asured...you'd be most welcome...poash or not...
ye canny beat a spot of poash totty!...even when i live where i live and come from where i come from...ye canny beat it!
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As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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What on God's green earth makes you think I went there...?James Blast wrote:everyone who didn't attend St. Aloysius* is welcome
*escape clause for Claire
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
I do hope your talking about the "bottle green"wooly tights that posh school birds had to wear to school!boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.
They were very particular about that.
god they were a bunch of wankers
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"bottle green" what I only ask cos I went to an all girls school and we were expected to wear the regulation bottle green "underwear" (it was expected but it didn't happen )boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.
They were very particular about that.
god they were a bunch of wankers
I never talk during music, at least during good music. If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation.
Black Alice wrote:"bottle green" what I only ask cos I went to an all girls school and we were expected to wear the regulation bottle green "underwear" (it was expected but it didn't happen )boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.
They were very particular about that.
god they were a bunch of wankers
another fetish bites the dust
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As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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Oh believe me - there is no way anyone could have a fetish about those pants.........but I won't go into detailsBurn wrote:Black Alice wrote:"bottle green" what I only ask cos I went to an all girls school and we were expected to wear the regulation bottle green "underwear" (it was expected but it didn't happen )boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.
They were very particular about that.
god they were a bunch of wankers
another fetish bites the dust
I never talk during music, at least during good music. If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation.
I do , and please do .Black Alice wrote:Burn wrote:Black Alice wrote: "bottle green" what I only ask cos I went to an all girls school and we were expected to wear the regulation bottle green "underwear" (it was expected but it didn't happen )
another fetish bites the dust
Oh believe me - there is no way anyone could have a fetish about those pants.........but I won't go into details
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
you've worn them...i could only dreamBlack Alice wrote:Oh believe me - there is no way anyone could have a fetish about those pants.........but I won't go into detailsBurn wrote:
another fetish bites the dust
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Not of wearing them... Not reallyBurn wrote:you've worn them...i could only dreamBlack Alice wrote:Oh believe me - there is no way anyone could have a fetish about those pants.........but I won't go into detailsBurn wrote:
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I am adding no more fuel to this discussion
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Pants
----> Coat
----> Coat
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noun or verb?James Blast wrote:Pants
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I am actually.scotty wrote:I do hope your talking about the "bottle green"wooly tights that posh school birds had to wear to school!boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.
They were very particular about that.
god they were a bunch of wankers
Not nice. Not nice at all.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
why is there a problem with your school uniform?...i only have memories of being dressed in black at school...white shirt (sometimes ) and a black and white tie...but mainly black with some decorations that the school frowned upon...and found decidely offensiveboudicca wrote: I am actually.
Not nice. Not nice at all.
can't understand why everyone hates/hated their school uniform or dress code...i was quite happy i think
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.