MacHeartland#3 The Return of Burns

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well Burn actually :D

Oor guid friend frae doon south is paying a vist to oor capital and is popping through tae Glesga on Wednesday 10th August between the hours of 2pm and 9pm. I shall be there on the platform with some shortie, black bun, a bit of coal and a fish wrapped in a ribbon (they dae it in The Broons) to welcome him. A sesh of serious drinking will then ensue with some canapes at Boab's Brassiere or L'Cafe Tam.
As always I extend an invite to anyone who can be bothered tae get aff thir deid erses and actually attend.

More details will follow, innat.
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What sort of day is WEDNESDAY! fur a sesh :eek: !
Is this open to "Choochters"? :lol:
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:lol:

destination disaster...i have no idea where those pubs are :eek:

and i'm sorry...but Wednesday is the only day i have free from the dreadded family before i shoot back down the M6 to sanity :wink:
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Burn wrote::lol:

destination disaster...i have no idea where those pubs are :eek:

and i'm sorry...but Wednesday is the only day i have free from the dreadded family before i shoot back down the M6 to sanity :wink:
If you tell me how to quote I'll buy the drinks! :lol: :lol:
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scotty wrote:
Burn wrote::lol:

destination disaster...i have no idea where those pubs are :eek:

and i'm sorry...but Wednesday is the only day i have free from the dreadded family before i shoot back down the M6 to sanity :wink:
If you tell me how to quote I'll buy the drinks! :lol: :lol:
you just did a quote of what i originally wrote...all you need to do now is highlight the crap you don't want and delete it...leaving behind the relevant [ quote="name" ] and closing [/ quote] to show the bit you need

try it on this post
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Burn wrote:
scotty wrote:
Burn wrote::lol:




...all you need to do now is highlight the crap you don't want and delete it...leaving behind the relevant [ quote="name" ] and closing [/ quote] to show the bit you need

try it on this post
HEY-HAY,Now I feel like "Chief Brodie who just tied Quints knot on the "ORCA" :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: ,better book a days holiday and get some money out the bank!
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scotty wrote: Is this open to "Choochters"? :lol:
Only if they can spell "teuchtars" right! :roll: :P :lol:

Am I even invited fellows...?

Or is there nae room fur an ureliable poash burd? :cry:
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everyone who didn't attend St. Aloysius* is welcome Image
*escape clause for Claire
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boudicca wrote:Am I even invited fellows...?

Or is there nae room fur an ureliable poash burd? :cry:

you may want to read your advice column before i answer that...but rest asured...you'd be most welcome...poash or not...


ye canny beat a spot of poash totty!...even when i live where i live and come from where i come from...ye canny beat it! :lol: :wink:
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James Blast wrote:everyone who didn't attend St. Aloysius* is welcome Image
*escape clause for Claire
What on God's green earth makes you think I went there...? :innocent:
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"Bottle green", you understand.

They were very particular about that. :roll:

god they were a bunch of wankers
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boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.

They were very particular about that. :roll:

god they were a bunch of wankers
I do hope your talking about the "bottle green"wooly tights that posh school birds had to wear to school! :oops: :lol:
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boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.

They were very particular about that. :roll:

god they were a bunch of wankers
"bottle green" what :urff: I only ask cos I went to an all girls school and we were expected to wear the regulation bottle green "underwear" :eek: (it was expected but it didn't happen :lol: )
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Black Alice wrote:
boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.

They were very particular about that. :roll:

god they were a bunch of wankers
"bottle green" what :urff: I only ask cos I went to an all girls school and we were expected to wear the regulation bottle green "underwear" :eek: (it was expected but it didn't happen :lol: )
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

another fetish bites the dust :wink: :innocent: ;D
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Burn wrote:
Black Alice wrote:
boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.

They were very particular about that. :roll:

god they were a bunch of wankers
"bottle green" what :urff: I only ask cos I went to an all girls school and we were expected to wear the regulation bottle green "underwear" :eek: (it was expected but it didn't happen :lol: )
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

another fetish bites the dust :wink: :innocent: ;D
Oh believe me - there is no way anyone could have a fetish about those pants.........but I won't go into details :lol: :lol:
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Black Alice wrote:
Burn wrote:
Black Alice wrote: "bottle green" what :urff: I only ask cos I went to an all girls school and we were expected to wear the regulation bottle green "underwear" :eek: (it was expected but it didn't happen :lol: )
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

another fetish bites the dust :wink: :innocent: ;D


Oh believe me - there is no way anyone could have a fetish about those pants.........but I won't go into details :lol: :lol:
I do :oops: , and please do :oops: :lol: .
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Black Alice wrote:
Burn wrote: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

another fetish bites the dust :wink: :innocent: ;D
Oh believe me - there is no way anyone could have a fetish about those pants.........but I won't go into details :lol: :lol:
you've worn them...i could only dream :lol:
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Burn wrote:
Black Alice wrote:
Burn wrote: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

another fetish bites the dust :wink: :innocent: ;D
Oh believe me - there is no way anyone could have a fetish about those pants.........but I won't go into details :lol: :lol:
you've worn them...i could only dream :lol:
Not of wearing them... Not really :urff:
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I am adding no more fuel to this discussion

:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:
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Pants

----> Coat
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James Blast wrote:Pants
noun or verb?
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noun
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boudicca wrote:Am I even invited fellows...?
I'm giving 10-1 that's a rhetorical question. Quiffy, what are Billy Hills offering this time?
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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scotty wrote:
boudicca wrote:"Bottle green", you understand.

They were very particular about that. :roll:

god they were a bunch of wankers
I do hope your talking about the "bottle green"wooly tights that posh school birds had to wear to school! :oops: :lol:
:oops: I am actually. :lol:

Not nice. Not nice at all.
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boudicca wrote: :oops: I am actually. :lol:

Not nice. Not nice at all.
why is there a problem with your school uniform?...i only have memories of being dressed in black at school...white shirt (sometimes :wink: ) and a black and white tie...but mainly black with some decorations that the school frowned upon...and found decidely offensive


can't understand why everyone hates/hated their school uniform or dress code...i was quite happy :? i think
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