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smiscandlon wrote:
Rosalie wrote:I think I'm going to become a vegetarian.

I don't know how I'll deal with moths if I do.

Help me...
Simple. Don't eat the moths.
But they're just so damn tasty. :lol:
Plus: They are not bigger than your head
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smiscandlon wrote:
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smiscandlon wrote:I just rescued a drowning moth from my kitchen sink, and smiled as it shook off its little wings and flew away.

Do something like that every day.
How very boy-scout of you
I may be the only person ever to have saved a life with a sheet of Tesco Ultra Absorbent Kitchen Towel.
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I usually just use my finger for that. Drowning, they'll grab on anything. And even if it's a wasp or bee or spider, they'll never sting you in that kind of situation.
As for those that keep banging their heads onto my windows trying to get out, I use a glass and a sheet of paper to let them out. This is something I have to do all the time now in the summer, there's every kinds of them here, moskitoes, flies, moths, grasshoppers, ants, spiders, everything. Why do they keep crashgating into my house I have no idea. There's such a beautiful world for them outside. :?
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Bloody moths! :von: :lol: :wink:
timsinister wrote:The only person qualified to live your life is you; don't let other people do it for you.
Proof, if any were needed, that any old numpty can write a self-help book. :roll:
There could be some good money in that for you, Timothy!
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boudicca wrote:
Proof, if any were needed, that any old numpty can write a self-help book. :roll:
That's the least offensive insult ever thrown at me!
boudicca wrote:
There could be some good money in that for you, Timothy!
And there's the worst :wink:
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back to moths/crane-flies/assorted night-time flutterlets:
when i was living in the back of my truck i came to despise them.being semi-nocturnal and often living miles from the shops,at least once a week you could guarantee that while it was still dark a) i would find myself on my last candle;b) the very cheap,brand new lighter that i expected to last forever would pop its flint; c) an enormous moth would fly into said candle and extinguish it,before crash-landing into the bowl of cornflakes i was about to eat. :evil:
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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today's advice:wear goggles when examining corroded brake-pipes on your vehicle;or spend 2hours washing brake fluid out of your eyes,whilst thinking you are going blind...like i just did :roll:
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And I knew the words to every song.
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:back to moths/crane-flies/assorted night-time flutterlets:
when i was living in the back of my truck i came to despise them.being semi-nocturnal and often living miles from the shops,at least once a week you could guarantee that while it was still dark a) i would find myself on my last candle;b) the very cheap,brand new lighter that i expected to last forever would pop its flint; c) an enormous moth would fly into said candle and extinguish it,before crash-landing into the bowl of cornflakes i was about to eat. :evil:
That's just totally disenchanted my dream of living on the road. :lol:
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:wink: Silly man, understand your situation though - how are things going?....Keep a cool head about it though :kiss:

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@ nick-there's two things to remember with regards to whatever you've heard about living on the road:
it sounds worse than it is.
and its far worse than it sounds. :lol:
(stangely these are both true).

@ Madame Butterfly-were you talking to me?if so,i'm fine (thank-you for asking).and whilst being a twitchy gobsh1te on the outside,inside i'm always icey cool. 8) how about you?glad you're still with us...variety is the spice of life,non? :wink:
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@ eastmidswhizzkid - Indeed kind Sir, and all is well with me thank-you for asking :kiss:

Probably met some of your *brothers* on the street and yes helped them out then too..... :innocent: 8)

What's up for tonight.....can't seem to find a posting of mine....hmmm :roll:

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MadameButterfly wrote:@ eastmidswhizzkid - Indeed kind Sir, and all is well with me thank-you for asking :kiss:

Probably met some of your *brothers* on the street and yes helped them out then too..... :innocent: 8)

What's up for tonight.....can't seem to find a posting of mine....hmmm :roll:

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though i'm all for helping people on the street,etc. living on the road was my choice.and i'm very choosy about who i call "brother". :wink:

i'm afraid a lot of posts have ended up in the trash-can...but nothing to stop you posting again (within Quiffys guidelines here)
be good now... 8)
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Good Advice-Foil fiddling taxi drivers by taking polaroid photos of street signs as you pass them.At the end of your journey you can confront him with evidence if he has taken an unnecessarily long route :wink: :innocent: .
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:@ nick-there's two things to remember with regards to whatever you've heard about living on the road:
it sounds worse than it is.
and its far worse than it sounds. :lol:
(stangely these are both true).
You have to "dig" things constantly. :lol:

Yeah, it's tough.
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only advice i have for ya is

don't come out for a beer with James and I on Wednesday 10th...we'd laugh to much :wink: :innocent: :lol:
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Burn wrote:only advice i have for ya is

don't come out for a beer with James and I on Wednesday 10th...we'd laugh to much :wink: :innocent: :lol:
I'm going to now just to spite you! :P
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boudicca wrote:
Burn wrote:only advice i have for ya is

don't come out for a beer with James and I on Wednesday 10th...we'd laugh to much :wink: :innocent: :lol:
I'm going to now just to spite you! :P
OK Girl...you're very welcome to join us...just tell me where i go when i get off the train at Queen Street :?
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Burn wrote: OK Girl...you're very welcome to join us...just tell me where i go when i get off the train at Queen Street :?
Back on the train and out of this s**t city as quick as possible! :lol:
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boudicca wrote:Back on the train and out of this s**t city as quick as possible! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

and to think that i used to love visiting the pubs and clubs of the weggie city back in the last century...seeing the bands play in the Barra's...

and now you tell me it's pooh :wink:

you really need to get out more! :innocent:
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Burn wrote: and now you tell me it's pooh :wink:

you really need to get out more! :innocent:
See... therin lies the reason I DON'T get out much. :lol:
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Don't go to bed with a full bladder.

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rian wrote:Don't go to bed with a full bladder.

:roll:
Speaking from experience? :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:You have to "dig" things constantly. :lol:
:lol:
mainly holes,when you need a sh1t.personally i thought that was the worst part.
that and people assuming you're a hippy :evil: :wink:
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I was thinking more along the lines of dodgy wank-jazz...
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boudicca wrote:I was thinking more along the lines of dodgy wank-jazz...
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