Here comes the milkman!
BOING!
Holy sh!t
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Brideoffrankenstein
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Francis wrote:Here comes the milkman!
BOING!
I remember coming home rather late one night when I lived with my mother, and her partner (who was a postman at the time) was just leaving for work. "Off to work? Ha ha well I'm off to bed!"
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And to think I remember when the milkman used to come right up to the door and did his exchange of the washed glass bottles with the bottles filled with fresh milk from the dairy....with that fresh layer of cream on top!!!Good afternoon to you.....need a cup of coffee?!?!
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"Milkman" has always been a touchy subject in my family...
My dear mamma seizes up when she hears that word...
...I have no idea why...
My dear mamma seizes up when she hears that word...
...I have no idea why...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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did he pull out an orange?Francis wrote:Here comes the milkman!
BOING!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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And was that orange big round and really juicy?!...... MB[/quote]
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over to you Francis... 
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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MadameButterfly
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Francis is still enjoying his vitamine C kick!! 
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[/quote]MadameButterfly wrote:
MB
my mate married someone who was big round and really juicy.he didn't want to though,it was an oranged marriage.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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...we all said she was gorgeous but he knew we were taking the pith!
<runs off cackling insanely>
<runs off cackling insanely>
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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MadameButterfly
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The only orange (and I don't quite like the colour) marriage I can think of .....leaves a bad taste in the mouth. 
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even for a Francis thread, this one has gone nuts!
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Orange nuts, if you will
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MadameButterfly
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Umm..nuts - this mind has 2* references for that word1* - The ones you eat and there is a vast variety that contains protein to keep the balanced diet when eating red meat is out of the question....but a song phrase..."doesn't like the meat but sure likes the bone.." brings me to thought
2* - The two the males living among us need to survive but in my day and age I have met many females with balls too so....makes you think doesn't it....
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There's pills for that, for sure...James Blast wrote:Orange nuts, if you will
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Francis!
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There are pills for everything these days.....
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MadameButterfly
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Like I said Francis and the milkman are drinking coffee....hee hee..
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Bet ya if we wip up a milkshake from the milk he'll come running....
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Francis!James Blast wrote:Francis!
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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@ James - shhhh little one......he'll be here later.....don't worry I'm here.....it began with milk babes....remember mother's milk?!?
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I'm here.....it began with milk babes....remember mother's milk?!? MB
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Francis?James Blast wrote:Francis!James Blast wrote:Francis!
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I remember something like that from this morningBrideoffrankenstein wrote:Francis wrote:Here comes the milkman!
BOING!
I remember coming home rather late one night when I lived with my mother, and her partner (who was a postman at the time) was just leaving for work. "Off to work? Ha ha well I'm off to bed!"