I want a Pet Fox :|

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Heh. I'd just like to live in a forest with a fox in it, really. I'd only put a collar on it so I can tell it apart from other foxes :P But that does seem like going a bit far.

But I don't see what's wrong with offering an animal shelter if it really looks harmed and lost.

I think I prefer animals to humans a lot of the time. Maybe it's not a question of me domesticating a fox, but a fox wilding me.
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I see 'em all the time, night owl that I am. Squaring up to each other across the road outside my house. They're lovely.

One time I shouted (quietly, if that's possible) "Helloooo foxy!" out the window to one of them, and it just stopped dead and looked up at me.

Then it crapped itself and ran.

:lol: :roll: Oh well.
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Maybe your sunglasses scared it XD
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boudicca wrote:
One time I shouted (quietly, if that's possible) "Helloooo foxy!" out the window to one of them, and it just stopped dead and looked up at me.

Then it crapped itself and ran.

:lol: :roll: Oh well.
That's what you get for trying out cheap chat-up lines on the local wildlife.... :roll:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:
One time I shouted (quietly, if that's possible) "Helloooo foxy!" out the window to one of them, and it just stopped dead and looked up at me.

Then it crapped itself and ran.

:lol: :roll: Oh well.
That's what you get for trying out cheap chat-up lines on the local wildlife.... :roll:
:lol: Any port in a storm! :innocent: :urff: :twisted:
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Debaser wrote:It's a wild animal - just leave it there. Put a collar on him? yeah and give him a fwuffy ikkle name too. Stop humanising the non human. He looks beautiful in his natural setting not in someone's front room.
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I would also like a pet fox. Approx. six feet tall, slim build, dark hair preferred. Gainful employment a plus, stamina essential.
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A collar on a fox probably isn't a good idea, it'll throttle itself on something in no time as happens to many cats.

Oh, Jen, is 6 foot 5 too much?
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You can't take a wild - or semi-wild, which is about the same to me - into your house!

The poor animal is not made for that and will be bored to that and all that...

I'll just stick with my doggy...

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markfiend wrote:Purely a shot in the dark, but they probably all diverged from something that looked a bit doggy, a bit wolfie, a bit foxie maybe 5 million years ago?
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hallucienate wrote:rover :innocent:
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hallucienate wrote:Oh, Jen, is 6 foot 5 too much?
For you, Loosh, I'm willing to make an exception. :P
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markfiend wrote:or a cat that just hangs around humans until someone invents a can-opener operable by paws.
True. :lol: Although, some of them love you unconditionally.
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hallucienate wrote:rover :innocent:
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mine's bigger than your's is :P :lol:
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hallucienate wrote:rover :innocent:
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mine's bigger than your's is :P :lol:
Mine is older now. She was only a couple of weeks there. Now she's 1 1/2 years old.

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lazarus corporation wrote:
Debaser wrote:It's a wild animal - just leave it there. Put a collar on him? yeah and give him a fwuffy ikkle name too. Stop humanising the non human. He looks beautiful in his natural setting not in someone's front room.
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rian wrote:
hallucienate wrote:
rian wrote: Image

:innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
mine's bigger than your's is :P :lol:
Mine is older now. She was only a couple of weeks there. Now she's 1 1/2 years old.

:?
She nearly didn't make it to this age though, DID she Rain :innocent:
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I haven't got any photos scanned into the poot of our old dog, Sally.

Flippin gurt hairy lurcher she was. Damn, I miss her.
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seeing as we're including cats and other things now: heeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Angie!
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