In Touch With My Feminine Self

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Johnny M wrote:F*cking muppet.
Which one of the grumpy old men are you then :innocent: :lol:
Styles are a lie.

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:evil: @ Johnny - My kind sir, it's the fact that when biting your nails and cry at the slightest *wrong word* that allows you to feel me in the same way you feel me......and that something we do with only the candles burning and the purple curtains drawn.....

:wink: And lots of wine or whiskey and lots of fruit and then the gods play at what they do best :notworthy:

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Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:yes. i'll pay hiim to clean and wash.
£7.50 an hour and I don't do U-bends. Deal Pebble?
they're ok, lol.. deal. the shower needs double doing.
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emilystrange wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:yes. i'll pay hiim to clean and wash.
£7.50 an hour and I don't do U-bends. Deal Pebble?
they're ok, lol.. deal. the shower needs double doing.
I'll be there in my industrial cleaners outfit tomorrow at 8am sharp. I'm Aggie by the way ...
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its not that bad! but i need all the help i can get...
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emilystrange wrote:its not that bad! but i need all the help i can get...
Anything over 4' must be a bitch to reach ...
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And as I've mentioned before...I have a Materhorn's worth of ironing. I'll supply the tea and Soreen.

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Hey John, you can give me some ironing lessons in a couple of weeks. I've heard the bed-head hairstyle is all the rage at the moment. I'm hoping the slept-in look will become acceptable pretty soon.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:its not that bad! but i need all the help i can get...
Anything over 4' must be a bitch to reach ...
:eek: :evil:
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emilystrange wrote:
Johnny M wrote:
emilystrange wrote:its not that bad! but i need all the help i can get...
Anything over 4' must be a bitch to reach ...
:eek: :evil:
And good morning to you too ... :lol:

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This thread is even more confusing than the rest of Heartland. Let me see if I have this straight...

Johnny M is a woman
Rosalie is a muppet
MadameButterfly is naked in the kitchen
James Blast is a Grumpy Old Bastard

One or more of these facts doesn't surprise me.
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smiscandlon wrote: Johnny M is a woman ...
... and she's a 'cleaner'. Think Leon.
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perhaps you ought to be grateful i'm not coming to tilburg...
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Johnny M wrote:
smiscandlon wrote: Johnny M is a woman ...
... and she's a 'cleaner'. Think Leon.
:eek: I meant no disrespect.
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emilystrange wrote:perhaps you ought to be grateful i'm not coming to tilburg...
You will be sadly missed. The kicking I would have got from you won't be.
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there's always crewe :lol:
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emilystrange wrote:there's always crewe :lol:
Sadly I'm washing my hair that night. Spot the fatal flaw in my excuse?
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pretending to be sad won't help you
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smiscandlon wrote:This thread is even more confusing than the rest of Heartland. Let me see if I have this straight...

Johnny M is a woman
Rosalie is a muppet
MadameButterfly is naked in the kitchen
James Blast is a Grumpy Old Bastard

One or more of these facts doesn't surprise me.
and francis wants someone to iron his head! :eek:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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:lol: Just as long as no-one takes the iron into the shower *while* they are fixing it - Don't want any accidents when nurses have to put on their uniform 8)

As for Grumpy Old Men - let him be....make a pipe and get his slippers with a drink for him and he will be fine......

:?: Still don't get the orange-reference though :innocent:

Good morning beings and a good one wished to all....
Coffee anyone :kiss:
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I definitely need a coffee after reading that lot :lol:

Black no sugar.

Haven't we done this already MB? :lol:
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i've got mine here, with toast
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Latte macchiatto à la crème. Currently.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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@markfiend - 8) Yeah and I remembered we drink it the same :!: Have had my 2 cups and 2x ;D but no-one can blame me with the *school-holidays* :lol:

Always skip breadfast and my lunch-time is only 1 hour away..... :innocent:

Going for something like Marmite and cheese on brown bread and a glass of vitamin C* ;D

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MadameButterfly wrote:Going for something like Marmite and cheese on brown bread
:drool:
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