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pikkrong · 25 Jul 2005, 23:10

If you think you don't have enough time for everything you should do, if you are afraid you don't have enough money for everything you have planned to do during your holidays, if you feel bad - just go to your dentist, just to a quick visit to be sure everything is OK before you'll go abroad - and you'll understand you didn't feel so bad, you wasn't skint... before that visit.

Heh!

boudicca · 26 Jul 2005, 00:37

We've done dentists, Indrek...

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=7819

Haven't you been paying attention?

eastmidswhizzkid · 26 Jul 2005, 03:46

i didn't post on that thread either.(...wait a minute?).

and i don't do dentists.mother nature seems to extract mine a little bit at a time...

eastmidswhizzkid · 26 Jul 2005, 06:21

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i didn't post on that thread either.(...wait a minute?).

and i don't do dentists.mother nature seems to extract mine a little bit at a time...

then after some time i wrote:tried to get some sleep.got raging toothache.got up again.

*bonus* -(anythings a bonus when you've got toothache.)
i get to post the same reply on two threads;both relevant.my cup runneth fukking over!

MadameButterfly · 26 Jul 2005, 11:37

Only you can and get away with it

Take the nurse's advise ......get that tooth seen to

MB

ruffers · 26 Jul 2005, 12:11

For the first time I can remember the check up last week concluded with "no fillings required, my ruffers". My joy was tempered by a mention of some cells on my cheek that could turn into something that could need testing that could turn into mouth cancer.

This is not unconnected with my stopping smoking.

MadameButterfly · 26 Jul 2005, 12:46

@ruffers - sorry to hear that.....although I had the *Big C* lazered out my body at the tender age of 20. From the gut instinct (no lies!!) went to the doctor who called me back 2 days later with the mad news and if it hadn't been sorted out then.....wouldn't be mom of 2 today.

All beings have cancer cells in their body......certain substances *react* the cells that cause cancer - sometimes you catch it sometimes it catches you. Many in my life have died from it (R.I.P) and hope that life saves you from that hell.

@ruffers - look after yourself and the mind IS a powerful weapon when it comes to illness

MB

boudicca · 26 Jul 2005, 12:52

eastmidswhizzkid wrote:my cup runneth fukking over!

Why don't you do what our ancestors did and tie a piece of string to the door? Then SLAM!!!!

Mighty painful, but it works a charm...

(@RUFFERS - All the best mate. Catching these things early is the key, and it looks like you've done that. Good luck in giving up the fags.)

ruffers · 26 Jul 2005, 13:21

Don't get the wrong idea (Although thanks for your thoughts!) There are a whole load of ifs and maybes involved before it gets anywhere near that stage, the dentist was probably just being ultra observant. My main point is that it becomes a lot less abstract than a few words on a fag packet when a medical professional talks about potential in your cells.

I was still pleased at the no fillings!

Dark · 26 Jul 2005, 13:23

...close.. the door.. I'd never have to see the day again.

Sorry, Dark = Velvets-junkie.

boudicca · 26 Jul 2005, 15:01

ruffers wrote:Don't get the wrong idea (Although thanks for your thoughts!) There are a whole load of ifs and maybes involved before it gets anywhere near that stage, the dentist was probably just being ultra observant. My main point is that it becomes a lot less abstract than a few words on a fag packet when a medical professional talks about potential in your cells.

I was still pleased at the no fillings!

Well I'm ruddy bloody glad to hear it (sorry, I seem to have been possessed by the spirit of Alan Partridge lately!)...

... those are VERY BIG WORDS though, that you see on fag packets these days. I always wonder what it's like to be a smoker and to continuously open little packets that tell you "WARNING: EVIL TAR-FILLED DEATH-STICKS INSIDE", and so on.

I can see how it pisses them off... I mean, way to bring someone down!

26 Jul 2005, 15:10

boudicca wrote:I always wonder what it's like to be a smoker and to continuously open little packets that tell you "WARNING: EVIL TAR-FILLED DEATH-STICKS INSIDE", and so on.:

You can buy little stickers to cover up the health warnings with witty phrases such as Smoking is cool, Stopping smoking decreases your lunch breaks and such like.

boudicca · 26 Jul 2005, 15:16

markfiend wrote:
boudicca wrote:I always wonder what it's like to be a smoker and to continuously open little packets that tell you "WARNING: EVIL TAR-FILLED DEATH-STICKS INSIDE", and so on.:
You can buy little stickers to cover up the health warnings with witty phrases such as Smoking is cool, Stopping smoking decreases your lunch breaks and such like.

What? Spend even more money on them, when you can just turn the packet round...?

IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

timsinister · 26 Jul 2005, 15:20

markfiend wrote: You can buy little stickers to cover up the health warnings with witty phrases such as Smoking is cool, Stopping smoking decreases your lunch breaks and such like.

A couple of my mates have one that says It doesn't count if you're drunk. We suggested a few more situations in which that sticker could apply, and ended up with me getting beaten heavily about the face and shoulders. Never be sarcastic to a couple of women who have synchronised...

boudicca · 26 Jul 2005, 15:24

timsinister wrote:Never be sarcastic to a couple of women who have synchronised...

You swim, Tim?

Hey, that rhymes! Go me!

ruffers · 26 Jul 2005, 15:31

boudicca wrote:
markfiend wrote:
boudicca wrote:I always wonder what it's like to be a smoker and to continuously open little packets that tell you "WARNING: EVIL TAR-FILLED DEATH-STICKS INSIDE", and so on.:
You can buy little stickers to cover up the health warnings with witty phrases such as Smoking is cool, Stopping smoking decreases your lunch breaks and such like.
What? Spend even more money on them, when you can just turn the packet round...?

IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

They do have labels on both sides....

at least they did when I was a smoker

eastmidswhizzkid · 26 Jul 2005, 15:34

boudicca wrote:Why don't you do what our ancestors did and tie a piece of string to the door? Then SLAM!!!!

when i say "tooth" what i should say really is "stump".it's the rotting remains of a molar that has lost two-and-half of its sides and most of the insides.there's not enough left to get ahold of.unfortunately one of it's remaining components is the nerve-accessable through a teensy hole just big enough to get the tip of a cocktail stick in.

@ mb -nurse knows very well that the wonders of modern medicine and pain relief are equalled only by the darkages savagery and sadistic brutality of the dentist: i'ld rather have occasional toothache than extraction.at this rate there'll be none of it left by new year.

MadameButterfly · 26 Jul 2005, 16:35

@eastmidswhizzkid - If you act like a *girl* this won't work

Get p*ssed to the stage YOU don't feel pain anymore. Ask someone who isn't *scared* to then.....with a knife (heat it RED hot to kill germs) and then slowly let them take-out the roots of what's left of your tooth. A digging motion jumps to mind. Have something to *spit* into (ridding the broken bits of tooth now "dislodged" and the blood). Also make sure the person helping you is sober. Then drink yourself into a coma.

Have the phone at hand if you start bleeding to death.

P.S. Don't take this information into consideration if under the influence of

will only lead to

MB
p.s.s. pm me if you *truely* consider this

ruffers · 26 Jul 2005, 16:50

Or you could just go to the dentist.

rian · 26 Jul 2005, 16:57

As said on the old thread, I HATE DENTISTS!

Because of my accident, I had to visit mine 3 times within 6 weeks. And the last visit included lots of pain.

And those plastic front teeth I have now, dosent do the job! And they still hurt!

boudicca · 26 Jul 2005, 17:29

Eww-heeeewwww!

Unecessarily graphic, MB!

MadameButterfly · 26 Jul 2005, 17:46

You see.....people with sensitive stomaches were supposed to be warned

Sorry to those who have just eaten or are in the process...

MB

eastmidswhizzkid · 26 Jul 2005, 23:08

MadameButterfly wrote: @eastmidswhizzkid - If you act like a *girl* this won't work
Get p*ssed to the stage YOU don't feel pain anymore. Ask someone who isn't *scared* to then.....with a knife (heat it RED hot to kill germs) and then slowly let them take-out the roots of what's left of your tooth. A digging motion jumps to mind. Have something to *spit* into (ridding the broken bits of tooth now "dislodged" and the blood). Also make sure the person helping you is sober. Then drink yourself into a coma.
Have the phone at hand if you start bleeding to death.

P.S. Don't take this information into consideration if under the influence of will only lead to

MB
p.s.s. pm me if you *truely* consider this

i drink from the minute i wake-up to the minute i go to sleep unless i have to drive.and i've lived above the chemist for a long while.so i no longer get pissed in the mindless-f**ked way and it certainly doesn't kill pain.

however ibuprofen and aspirin work ok most of the time,unless i'm sticking cocktail sticks into the cavity in a vain attempt to fish-out the long-gone fragment of smarties shell that caused it.
all it took this morning was some sleep-repellant and an early morning chat to the inmates at heartland asylum.
not a problem.

and i need that stump for chewing.when it's all crumbled on top the roots prove invaluable.no nerve in the roots-no pain.i have two that have already gone this way.better than theoriginal design in my book.

pikkrong · 26 Jul 2005, 23:08

boudicca wrote:We've done dentists, Indrek...

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=7819

Haven't you been paying attention?

Rammstein dentists? Is it something like a kung-fu nurse bear?

boudicca · 26 Jul 2005, 23:10

pikkrong wrote:
boudicca wrote:We've done dentists, Indrek...

http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=7819

Haven't you been paying attention?
Rammstein dentists? Is it something like a kung-fu nurse bear?

Not dissimilar...