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Am taking 30 + kiddies and their ponies on a pickernick ride. Went to check out the route yesterday round a place called Haverholme...stunning. Yesterday I saw a buzzard! several herons, enough pheasent to shake a mucky stick at, ikkle bunnies, moorhens and duckerlings, we think we saw a kingfisher - but who knows...squillions o hares. Did you know the Government are spending hundreds of thousands of pounds, tracking hares to see if there is a link between pesticide use and the number of hares? Nope me neither, there was a man with a f**k off big tv aerial following the collared hares. The amount of hares is proportional to the amount of foxes - and seeing as this is a shooting estate foxes are frowned upon....

and oooh saw a wild peacock and his girlie and her three chicks

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Have you been lurking in my back garden? :eek: ;D
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You've described where I'll probably end up after I die and all the s**t catches up with me. Long walks in the verdant countryside with a gaggle of kids? Just shoot me now...
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timsinister wrote:You've described where I'll probably end up after I die and all the s**t catches up with me. Long walks in the verdant countryside with a gaggle of kids? Just shoot me now...
Oi! no taking the easy way out! theres people 'round ere who wanna meet you...
They wanna see if the legands are true...
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Debaser wrote:Am taking 30 + kiddies and their ponies on a pickernick ride. Went to check out the route yesterday round a place called Haverholme...stunning. Yesterday I saw a buzzard! several herons, enough pheasent to shake a mucky stick at, ikkle bunnies, moorhens and duckerlings, we think we saw a kingfisher - but who knows...squillions o hares. Did you know the Government are spending hundreds of thousands of pounds, tracking hares to see if there is a link between pesticide use and the number of hares? Nope me neither, there was a man with a f**k off big tv aerial following the collared hares. The amount of hares is proportional to the amount of foxes - and seeing as this is a shooting estate foxes are frowned upon....

and oooh saw a wild peacock and his girlie and her three chicks

Debaser - nature's friend :D :D :D :D
i'ld noticed you tended to ramble... :innocent:
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timsinister wrote:You've described where I'll probably end up after I die and all the s**t catches up with me. Long walks in the verdant countryside with a gaggle of kids? Just shoot me now...
Ah Tim, you secretly long for it, I reckon... :innocent:

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
i'ld noticed you tended to ramble... :innocent:
Feck off you cheeky scrote!

So , to avoid accusations of rambling...I rode, it rained, no one fell off, we ate cake.
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d00mw0lf wrote: They wanna see if the legands are true...
Legendary Lightweight? All too embarassingly true, as YOU full well know.
boudicca wrote:And I'm Nigella Lawson...
Steady on; you've given Nick and Dark quite enough to be going on with!
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timsinister wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote: They wanna see if the legands are true...
Legendary Lightweight? All too embarassingly true, as YOU full well know.
boudicca wrote:And I'm Nigella Lawson...
Steady on; you've given Nick and Dark quite enough to be going on with!
I'd like to beat that woman to death with her own rolling pin... :evil:
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timsinister wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote: They wanna see if the legands are true...
Legendary Lightweight? All too embarassingly true, as YOU full well know.
You know what the ladies think of you - I tried telling 'em, but they won't listen!
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Ness, smack the pony from me.

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rian wrote:Ness, smack the pony from me.

:lol:
Harry was the perfect gentleman...no smaking necessary ;P However, he was as wide as he was tall...and he was fekking huge! My thighs are screaming and my knees were lost about half an hour into the ride :?

I may have to resort to rubbing in of embrocation later this evening.
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Debaser wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
i'ld noticed you tended to ramble... :innocent:
Feck off you cheeky scrote!

So , to avoid accusations of rambling...I rode, it rained, no one fell off, we ate cake.
*ahem*... it was actually meant as a play on the word 'rambling';guess it doesn't work if you read your post properly and realise you were on a horse. :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
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Debaser wrote:
...I rode, it rained, no one fell off, we ate cake.
Now That sounds great night :innocent: !
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Debaser wrote:
rian wrote:Ness, smack the pony from me.

:lol:
Harry was the perfect gentleman...no smaking necessary ;P However, he was as wide as he was tall...and he was fekking huge! My thighs are screaming and my knees were lost about half an hour into the ride :?

I may have to resort to rubbing in of embrocation later this evening.
Made me laugh anyway ;D
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Debaser wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
i'ld noticed you tended to ramble... :innocent:
Feck off you cheeky scrote!

So , to avoid accusations of rambling...I rode, it rained, no one fell off, we ate cake.
*ahem*... it was actually meant as a play on the word 'rambling';guess it doesn't work if you read your post properly and realise you were on a horse. :lol:
<<<< knew :wink:
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Debaser wrote:
rian wrote:Ness, smack the pony from me.

:lol:
Harry was the perfect gentleman...no smaking necessary ;P However, he was as wide as he was tall...and he was fekking huge! My thighs are screaming and my knees were lost about half an hour into the ride :?

I may have to resort to rubbing in of embrocation later this evening.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

(I'll tell Amanda about that)
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Hope you had a top time with the 'little ickles'. My mind is elsewhere. And no, no there. 8)
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Johnny M wrote:Hope you had a top time with the 'little ickles'. My mind is elsewhere. And no, no there. 8)
HA HA - I know that you won't falter.....

And I had a bloomin marvellous time. Days like this make me wonder why I gave it up...but then half way round and it started to p*ss down, I remembered :roll:
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