...is in so many ways better than life here.
Exhibit A...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050729/80/foh9b.html
and as for the deeply arch sense of humour...
' (this is no) joint where clients are taken for a ride'.
And yet another reason why Berlin is such a fine and groovy city.
Life On The Mainland...
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FFS Dave wrote:...is in so many ways better than life here.
Exhibit A...
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050729/80/foh9b.html
and as for the deeply arch sense of humour...
' (this is no) joint where clients are taken for a ride'.
And yet another reason why Berlin is such a fine and groovy city.
with such classy entertainment in prospect, may I welcome you here for WC06?...has said it will install drive-in wooden "sex garages" in time for the tournament
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Ms Docre, you can welcome me to your fair city anytime you please, of course, but unfortunately I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than follow the England team. I never could see myself in Burberry and Hackett.canon docre wrote: with such classy entertainment in prospect, may I welcome you here for WC06?
Maybe Dortmunds 'sex garage' would be worth investigating though, World Cup or not.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
I read this in the evening paper on the way home tonight and did chuckle.
Imagine the conversation ...
"Fancy the Portugal v Sweden game tonight at the Olympic stadium?"
"Ok, but I'm going for a shag at half-time ..."
"You''ve only got 15 minutes ..."
"Umm ... I only need 3 ...if I'm on form ..."
@ Jess - What was it about 'new jobs on the horizon ..?'
* OK, I'm running away very, very fast ....*
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However fast you run, my money's on the girl in the truck.Johnny M wrote: @ Jess - What was it about 'new jobs on the horizon ..?'
* OK, I'm running away very, very fast ....*
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
Y'know? I think you're right!FFS Dave wrote:However fast you run, my money's on the girl in the truck.Johnny M wrote: @ Jess - What was it about 'new jobs on the horizon ..?'
* OK, I'm running away very, very fast ....*
Whoops! A 'goth' death ...
Tragic.
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Whatever death I'll be holding for you, Johnny, don't expect it to be as quick and painless.Johnny M wrote:Y'know? I think you're right!FFS Dave wrote:However fast you run, my money's on the girl in the truck.Johnny M wrote: @ Jess - What was it about 'new jobs on the horizon ..?'
* OK, I'm running away very, very fast ....*
Whoops! A 'goth' death ...
Tragic.
*hastening back to garage, waiting for innocent englishmen*
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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So why name it after a virgin goddess? I sense a trade descriptions issue looming.
Names are just a souvenir ...
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Apparently the mayor said "We don't need this." Why, does he already have a system in place or something?
Apparently the mayor said "We don't need this." Why, does he already have a system in place or something?
Yes, this is a bloody satanic answer with too many meanings... Maybe they have a better plan? Maybe he doesn't need... and so on.timsinister wrote:Investment company?
Apparently the mayor said "We don't need this." Why, does he already have a system in place or something?
Anyway, he didn't say: It's a wong idea.
Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.
I think someone set my soul alight
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rian wrote:Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.
@pikkrong: no, our mayor doesn't need any brothels. At least none filled with women.
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Well, if you're still searching for a place to stay, it would at least give you an air of reliability.pikkrong wrote:I forgot to say I will go to a poetry slam. Do you suggest I should give free condoms to the audience? I think it would be a bit cheap trick to be popularrian wrote:Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
They told me I don't have to worry about a place to stay but they said no word what kind of place it will be...canon docre wrote:Well, if you're still searching for a place to stay, it would at least give you an air of reliability.pikkrong wrote:I forgot to say I will go to a poetry slam. Do you suggest I should give free condoms to the audience? I think it would be a bit cheap trick to be popularrian wrote:Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.
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throwing condoms will surely give you a few more options to choose.pikkrong wrote:They told me I don't have to worry about a place to stay but they said no word what kind of place it will be...canon docre wrote:Well, if you're still searching for a place to stay, it would at least give you an air of reliability.pikkrong wrote: I forgot to say I will go to a poetry slam. Do you suggest I should give free condoms to the audience? I think it would be a bit cheap trick to be popular
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.