Life On The Mainland...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Planet Dave
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...is in so many ways better than life here.

Exhibit A...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050729/80/foh9b.html

and as for the deeply arch sense of humour...

' (this is no) joint where clients are taken for a ride'.

:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

And yet another reason why Berlin is such a fine and groovy city. :notworthy:
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"Women weaken Legs" :innocent:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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FFS Dave wrote:...is in so many ways better than life here.

Exhibit A...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050729/80/foh9b.html

and as for the deeply arch sense of humour...

' (this is no) joint where clients are taken for a ride'.

:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:

And yet another reason why Berlin is such a fine and groovy city. :notworthy:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

:lol:
...has said it will install drive-in wooden "sex garages" in time for the tournament
with such classy entertainment in prospect, may I welcome you here for WC06? :lol:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote: with such classy entertainment in prospect, may I welcome you here for WC06? :lol:
Ms Docre, you can welcome me to your fair city anytime you please, of course, but unfortunately I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than follow the England team. I never could see myself in Burberry and Hackett.

Maybe Dortmunds 'sex garage' would be worth investigating though, World Cup or not. 8) :lol: :twisted: :notworthy:
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I was gonna post this, but still.
Anyone up for a trip to Germany? 8)
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:lol:

I read this in the evening paper on the way home tonight and did chuckle.

Imagine the conversation ...

"Fancy the Portugal v Sweden game tonight at the Olympic stadium?"

"Ok, but I'm going for a shag at half-time ..."

"You''ve only got 15 minutes ..."

"Umm ... I only need 3 ...if I'm on form ..." :oops:

@ Jess - What was it about 'new jobs on the horizon ..?'

* OK, I'm running away very, very fast ....*

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Johnny M wrote: @ Jess - What was it about 'new jobs on the horizon ..?'

* OK, I'm running away very, very fast ....*
However fast you run, my money's on the girl in the truck. :lol: :twisted: :notworthy:
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FFS Dave wrote:
Johnny M wrote: @ Jess - What was it about 'new jobs on the horizon ..?'

* OK, I'm running away very, very fast ....*
However fast you run, my money's on the girl in the truck. :lol: :twisted: :notworthy:
Y'know? I think you're right! :eek:

Whoops! A 'goth' death ... :urff:

Tragic. :lol:
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No kissing please. We're professionals.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Johnny M wrote:
FFS Dave wrote:
Johnny M wrote: @ Jess - What was it about 'new jobs on the horizon ..?'

* OK, I'm running away very, very fast ....*
However fast you run, my money's on the girl in the truck. :lol: :twisted: :notworthy:
Y'know? I think you're right! :eek:

Whoops! A 'goth' death ... :urff:

Tragic. :lol:
Whatever death I'll be holding for you, Johnny, don't expect it to be as quick and painless. :twisted:

*hastening back to garage, waiting for innocent englishmen* Image
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So why name it after a virgin goddess? I sense a trade descriptions issue looming.
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Investment company? :wink:

Apparently the mayor said "We don't need this." Why, does he already have a system in place or something?
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Dark wrote:I was gonna post this, but still.
Anyone up for a trip to Germany? 8)
:innocent:
I've got a ticket to Berlin already
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timsinister wrote:Investment company? :wink:

Apparently the mayor said "We don't need this." Why, does he already have a system in place or something?
Yes, this is a bloody satanic answer with too many meanings... Maybe they have a better plan? Maybe he doesn't need... and so on.
Anyway, he didn't say: It's a wong idea.
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Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.

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rian wrote:Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.

:wink:
:eek:


@pikkrong: no, our mayor doesn't need any brothels. At least none filled with women. :wink:

:lol:
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rian wrote:Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.

:wink:
I forgot to say I will go to a poetry slam. Do you suggest I should give free condoms to the audience? I think it would be a bit cheap trick to be popular :)
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canon docre wrote:
@pikkrong: no, our mayor doesn't need any brothels. At least none filled with women. :wink:

:lol:
Oh yeah, I've been told you have a wonderful Zoo in Berlin :innocent:
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pikkrong wrote:
rian wrote:Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.

:wink:
I forgot to say I will go to a poetry slam. Do you suggest I should give free condoms to the audience? I think it would be a bit cheap trick to be popular :)
Well, if you're still searching for a place to stay, it would at least give you an air of reliability. :lol:
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canon docre wrote:
pikkrong wrote:
rian wrote:Don't forget to bring lots of condoms.

:wink:
I forgot to say I will go to a poetry slam. Do you suggest I should give free condoms to the audience? I think it would be a bit cheap trick to be popular :)
Well, if you're still searching for a place to stay, it would at least give you an air of reliability. :lol:
They told me I don't have to worry about a place to stay but they said no word what kind of place it will be... :eek:
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pikkrong wrote:
canon docre wrote:
pikkrong wrote: I forgot to say I will go to a poetry slam. Do you suggest I should give free condoms to the audience? I think it would be a bit cheap trick to be popular :)
Well, if you're still searching for a place to stay, it would at least give you an air of reliability. :lol:
They told me I don't have to worry about a place to stay but they said no word what kind of place it will be... :eek:
throwing condoms will surely give you a few more options to choose. :wink:
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