Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
andymackem wrote:Can a bloke not even scratch his bollocks in the privacy of his own home without being snooped upon?
No he cannot. See my thread, mackem, and buck up your ideas!
Honey, I'm not 15. I'm comfortable with my sexuality. I don't fancy you. Why would I start following your orders? You're letting adolescent adulation go to your head.
On the bright side, three girls respond in double quick time to the my first ever heartland posting which refers to my bollocks. This is encouraging
andymackem wrote:Honey, I'm not 15. I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
Obviously very comfortable if you'll use the word "honey"...
I like to apply pet names to people. You got honey. Deal with it. And be grateful there were no animals involved. I don't have a vacancy for a 'kitten' at the moment, but you're on the shortlist if needed
boudicca wrote:
andymackem wrote: I don't fancy you. Why would I start following your orders?
Because I may be holding a bayonet...?
AND 'cos my empire's bigger than yours!
You seriously think I don't wear extensive armour for these skirmishes? And we dealt with the Empire long ago. Keep dancing the ghost for me, honey.
@ Dark: almost certainly less than you're infering.
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:You know me from the first HL meet. You KNOW I'm a nice feller
Indeed. Are you coming to Tilburg?
Nah. Not when they come to Lokeren. Sorry m8
But feel free to come over any time!
That also goes for all those that made some kind of a PROMISE a couple of years ago and all the others I deem most welcome in our humble country where the beer is good and the french fries are called Belgian fries because they actually are a hundred times better than french fries...
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Nah. Not when they come to Lokeren. Sorry m8
But feel free to come over any time!
That also goes for all those that made some kind of a PROMISE a couple of years ago and all the others I deem most welcome in our humble country where the beer is good and the french fries are called Belgian fries because they actually are a hundred times better than french fries...
IZ.
HL meeting in Lier on sunday..
or maybe a very late afterparty on saturday?
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Nah. Not when they come to Lokeren. Sorry m8
But feel free to come over any time!
That also goes for all those that made some kind of a PROMISE a couple of years ago and all the others I deem most welcome in our humble country where the beer is good and the french fries are called Belgian fries because they actually are a hundred times better than french fries...
IZ.
HL meeting in Lier on sunday..
or maybe a very late afterparty on saturday?
I would if I could Christopher
But I have to get up at nine on Sunday to do recording for a fellow band (old The Avatar drummer Chris in fact...) so it will be hard as it is already.
Niet leuk...al dat gelul 
"Not cool....all that bullsh!t" 
