You! Yes, you!
Sit up straight!
Look lively!
Tuck your shirt in!
Spit that chewing gum out into the bin IMMEDIATELY!
For the love of all that is holy stop SCRATCHING yourself!
Don't think I can't see what you're up to back there...
Do as you're told!
And for god's sake, GET A HAIRCUT!*
(Timsinister is exempt from this one...)
Time to whip this place into shape!
You're all a bloody disgrace!
- wintermute
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how can she see from THERE
then he takes your hand in some strange californian handshake and breaks the bone
Good work there. I like a nice tidy messageboard.
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I WILL not have any more of your foul language young man!Johnny M wrote:Ha! Another hair thread Claire ...you complete and utter w@nker!
(I use the word "young" in its loosest possible sense you understand )
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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Actually, I must admit I'm partial to a longer-haired gent.Motz wrote:Get a hair cut?
But I was just about to grow it
So perhaps we can let this one go.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING SOFT!
It's more an atitood. Ship-shape and Bristol fashion - I think...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Timothy, it's your lucky dayboudicca wrote:Actually, I must admit I'm partial to a longer-haired gent.Motz wrote:Get a hair cut?
But I was just about to grow it
If she didn't think you were gay, that is
*hopes he's remembered the right people for this particular in-joke*
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I had one this week actually... after many, many years of saying NO to hairdressers. My hair was almost as long as I (or, more precise, half as long as I) and it became a bit unpractical, so my baby just cut off half of it. It's still long hair, but it doesn't feel that way...yet!boudicca wrote:
And for god's sake, GET A HAIRCUT!*
Time to whip this place into shape!
So, better watch out what you're asking/wishing for...
in dub we trust
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You haven't seen what they did to his be-sideburned mop then?Motz wrote:Timothy, it's your lucky dayboudicca wrote:Actually, I must admit I'm partial to a longer-haired gent.Motz wrote:Get a hair cut?
But I was just about to grow it
If she didn't think you were gay, that is
He went and got a "Jamie Theakston" for a dare...
Which is why he's exempt from this last rule. He has virtually no hair left to cut!
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sit up straight -you'ld be impressed at my erect and rigid postureboudicca wrote:You! Yes, you!
Sit up straight!
Look lively!
Tuck your shirt in!
Spit that chewing gum out into the bin IMMEDIATELY!
For the love of all that is holy stop SCRATCHING yourself!
Don't think I can't see what you're up to back there...
Do as you're told!
And for god's sake, GET A HAIRCUT!*
(Timsinister is exempt from this one...)
Time to whip this place into shape!
look lively - if you mean being unable to stop talking or twitching,i'm there!
tuck your shirt in -not while there's breath in my body....
spit that chewing gum out -only if you crash us a fag/roll it for me.
stop scratching -why?is it making you itch?
do as you're told -depends what the punishment is for very NAUGHTY boys!?
...and haircuts are for people with hair
-do i get a prize now?
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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There's a special one for you Mr. Sorted-for-east-mids-Whizz....eastmidswhizzkid wrote: -do i get a prize now?
Stop putting up the kind of avatars that make a perfectly sensible woman with good taste in music want to start singing "Ebeneezer Goode"!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
I never knew that they packaged paradoxical situations in Jpeg formboudicca wrote:Stop putting up the kind of avatars that make a perfectly sensible woman with good taste in music want to start singing "Ebeneezer Goode"!
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Have you seen it? It would turn the sanest individual into a RAVING lunatic...Motz wrote:I never knew that they packaged paradoxical situations in Jpeg formboudicca wrote:Stop putting up the kind of avatars that make a perfectly sensible woman with good taste in music want to start singing "Ebeneezer Goode"!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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Sitting staring into a computer screen going "E's are good, E's are good" is hardly preferable...Motz wrote:Certainly beats the potential side effects of an E
Not that I have been doing that, you understand. Oh no. I'm just suggesting it might have that effect on SOME people...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- Izzy HaveMercy
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Is Quiffy on holidays or what?
He's losing the place to bossy she*ales!
Eh...females I mean...
IZ.
He's losing the place to bossy she*ales!
Eh...females I mean...
IZ.
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He'd better watch outIzzy HaveMercy wrote:Is Quiffy on holidays or what?
He's losing the place to bossy she*ales!
Eh...females I mean...
IZ.
Are we still allowed typos then?boudicca wrote:Back to my original point...
NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES ON THIS BOARD EITHER!
*watches in dismay as half of Heartland file out*
I'm looking at you, Johnny
And not because you're f*cking gorgeous