Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
boudicca wrote:Send 'im tae GLESGA! That's be a real punishment...
I honestly don't think the crown jewel of the highlands can be any worse than the squatting architectural nightmare of inbreeding that is this pestilent arsehole of a so-called city.
timsinister wrote:squatting architectural nightmare of inbreeding that is this pestilent arsehole of a so-called city.
I'm sorry are we talking about Glasgow or Hull now?
I'm a bit slow tonight.
(well, every night, but...)
Not your fault, Sinister in full rant mode is pretty incoherent. I was merely saying I expected Glasgow to be infinitely preferable to Hull, seeings as one is stuck in an eighties timewarp with all of the good bits taken out and seasoned with a stench of death, a culture of narrow-mindedness, ignorance, and isolation, and a very aura of collapse, and the other is Glasgow.
timsinister wrote:squatting architectural nightmare of inbreeding that is this pestilent arsehole of a so-called city.
I'm sorry are we talking about Glasgow or Hull now?
I'm a bit slow tonight.
(well, every night, but...)
Not your fault, Sinister in full rant mode is pretty incoherent. I was merely saying I expected Glasgow to be infinitely preferable to Hull, seeings as one is stuck in an eighties timewarp with all of the good bits taken out and seasoned with a stench of death, a culture of narrow-mindedness, ignorance, and isolation, and a very aura of collapse, and the other is Glasgow.
So we're "the jewel of the Highlands" are we...?
My my my, you've got a lot to learn!
And in Glesga, we teach you things with broken bottles!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Does anyone else read Honey's 'instruction' posts in the style of Sarah Nixey from Black Box Recorder?
If not, I'd recommend it. Much better than the almost-Glaswegian-but-actually-from-somewhere-boring-nearby accent, which how I imagine Honey usually sounds.
In an oblique way this is promotion. You've gone from sounding like an annoying girl on my journalism course to sounding like one of my favourite female vocalists. I may have to upgrade Honey into something even more patronising.