detonation boulevard fc

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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RicheyJames
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i fully expect this to sink without trace or be completely de-railed within half a dozen posts but nothing venture, nothing gained...

the mighty detonation boulevard fc have once again entered the original fantasy league classic. their pursuit for glory and riches is likely to end, as in every previous campiagn, in heroic and valiant failure. in an effort to provide some solace, manager richeyjames hereby throws down the gauntlet to any and all interested residents of this place to join him in entering a team and joining the heartland premier division in a quest for the respect and admiration of your peers. and bragging rights from may until august next year.

i know some of you share my love of the beautiful game so hopefully this post won't be entirely in vain...
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Johnny M
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Count me in. Do I just register and then you invite me to the HL Prem?
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ruffers
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Ah, a day late. My fantasy football focus has gone Telegraphwards in a work league.

How much is this one?
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RicheyJames
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johnny: welcome aboard sir! get yourself registered and then drop me a pm. i'll reply with the pin number for heartland league. that way i can keep the riff-raff out. :wink:

ruffers: come on man! it's only a tenner and it's far superior to that torygraph rubbish. probably
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Did I mention how much I _hate_ fantasy football?

I'll stick to betting on real teams to win real matches, thanks.
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andymackem wrote:Did I mention how much I _hate_ fantasy football?
should i put you down as a myabe then?
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Only if you tell me what a 'myabe' is first :lol:
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:eek:

<prepares for ritual disembowelment>
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To be honest, there's far too many exclamation marks in these posts, let alone misspellings. Who're you, and what've you done with our RJ?

And how long can you keep him?
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Johnny M
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I think you're onto something there Tim. I've noticed some posts from RJ appearing in the drivel fest threads and god forbid I swear I even saw him crack a joke!

I'll cancel my fantasy football registration and instead donate my £10 to the 'Keep Richey Kidnapped' fund.
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Johnny M wrote: I'll cancel my fantasy football registration and instead donate my £10 to the 'Keep Richey Kidnapped' fund.
:lol:

We're onto a winner here, clearly. I'm just wondering how sharply we'll get our knuckles rapped by Existentialist Boy when he reads this...
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I hope so young man

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Come on people! Roll up! Roll! It's only a tenner and you know you really, really want to. :wink:

Ok, we'll even let girls play ... :urff:

@ RJ - Couldn't help noticing; Mad Joey 'Bites Your Finger' Barton! :eek:

Brave selection choice ...
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I will sign up later.
By the way, Joey was our top passer, tackler, crosser, and "goal assister" last year even with SWP in the team....slap on the wrist on its way :lol:
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Good man Ruffers! :D

Who's next?
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Johnny M wrote:Ok, we'll even let girls play ... :urff:
i'm not sure about that johnny!
what if they beat us?
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if i had a tenner i would, but i haven't. count yourselves lucky.
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Johnny M wrote:Ok, we'll even let girls play ... :urff:
If I had a tenner, I'd spend it on something else entirely.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Ok, we'll even let girls play ... :urff:
If I had a tenner, I'd spend it on something else entirely.
:idea:

Take Richey's tenner, then he can't enter and I win! Sorted. :D
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I'll hopefully be entering today. So long as they let me pick a team of Chelsea players.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Johnny M wrote:Ok, we'll even let girls play ... :urff:
If I had a tenner, I'd spend it on something else entirely.
fags or booze? or both? :lol: ;D :kiss:
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Okay, my team is now registered as Chris's Critters. How do I see the Heartland Friends League?
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MrChris wrote:Okay, my team is now registered as Chris's Critters. How do I see the Heartland Friends League?
Log-in and go to My Team (with all players on the lush green field of dreams). On the left you should see F&E league. Click on that and use the pin I PM'd you. You will be 'pending' until Mr RJ confirms you. :wink:
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i'd better get on to that hadn't i?

any more for any more?
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Okay, I am now officially pending, and look forward to being fully pended in due course. I have four of my first 11 in common with Richey, and a remarkable six in common with Johnny's (which looks very good). Is there ANYONE who isn't going to pick Cech this season? Cor, I'm quite excited now. I might need to go and sit down with a hot chocolate.
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