Sprechen sie Dutch?

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boudicca wrote:
andymackem wrote:Can a bloke not even scratch his bollocks in the privacy of his own home without being snooped upon?
No he cannot. See my thread, mackem, and buck up your ideas!
Honey, I'm not 15. I'm comfortable with my sexuality. I don't fancy you. Why would I start following your orders? You're letting adolescent adulation go to your head.

On the bright side, three girls respond in double quick time to the my first ever heartland posting which refers to my bollocks. This is encouraging :wink: :oops: :lol:
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andymackem wrote:Honey, I'm not 15. I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
What exactly are you implying by those two sentences, Mr Mackem? :roll:
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andymackem wrote:Honey, I'm not 15. I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
Obviously very comfortable if you'll use the word "honey"... :innocent: :P
andymackem wrote: I don't fancy you. Why would I start following your orders?
Because I may be holding a bayonet...? :twisted:

AND 'cos my empire's bigger than yours! :P :lol:
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boudicca wrote:
andymackem wrote:Honey, I'm not 15. I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
Obviously very comfortable if you'll use the word "honey"... :innocent: :P


I like to apply pet names to people. You got honey. Deal with it. And be grateful there were no animals involved. I don't have a vacancy for a 'kitten' at the moment, but you're on the shortlist if needed :twisted:
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andymackem wrote: I don't fancy you. Why would I start following your orders?
Because I may be holding a bayonet...? :twisted:

AND 'cos my empire's bigger than yours! :P :lol:
You seriously think I don't wear extensive armour for these skirmishes? And we dealt with the Empire long ago. Keep dancing the ghost for me, honey.

@ Dark: almost certainly less than you're infering. :D
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andymackem wrote: I like to apply pet names to people. You got honey. Deal with it.
Talk to the hand! :lol:
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I can feel we might soon be needing this guy...

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boudicca wrote:I can feel we might soon be needing this guy...

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Keep him outta here :eek:

And especially out of the 'Dutch'-thread

BTW: ShadowSmile's translations are right, mine are wrong :innocent: :notworthy:
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:evil: Niet leuk...al dat gelul :!: "Not cool....all that bullsh!t" :!:
Ja. ga maar beffe als je DAT begrijpt?
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Thankyou all for your assistance. Obviousman, Izzy or Shadow_Smile? I wonder which is the least trustworthy. :lol:
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Francis wrote:Thankyou all for your assistance. Obviousman, Izzy or Shadow_Smile? I wonder which is the least trustworthy. :lol:
You know me from the first HL meet. You KNOW I'm a nice feller ;)

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:You know me from the first HL meet. You KNOW I'm a nice feller
Indeed. Are you coming to Tilburg?

As for the Dutch language. It all looks a bit tricky to me. I think I'll just master 'Please' and 'Thankyou' and rely on gesticulation for the rest. :lol:
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Francis wrote:I think I'll just master 'Please' and 'Thankyou' and rely on gesticulation for the rest. :lol:
:eek: I'd like to see you try and "gesticulate" effe beffe... :lol: :twisted:
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boudicca wrote:
Francis wrote:I think I'll just master 'Please' and 'Thankyou' and rely on gesticulation for the rest. :lol:
:eek: I'd like to see you try and "gesticulate" effe beffe... :lol: :twisted:
And I'd like to see what BrabbelFish made of that small phrase! ;D

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Francis wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:You know me from the first HL meet. You KNOW I'm a nice feller
Indeed. Are you coming to Tilburg?
Nah. Not when they come to Lokeren. Sorry m8 :(

But feel free to come over any time!

That also goes for all those that made some kind of a PROMISE a couple of years ago :innocent: and all the others I deem most welcome in our humble country where the beer is good and the french fries are called Belgian fries because they actually are a hundred times better than french fries...

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Nah. Not when they come to Lokeren. Sorry m8 :(

But feel free to come over any time!

That also goes for all those that made some kind of a PROMISE a couple of years ago :innocent: and all the others I deem most welcome in our humble country where the beer is good and the french fries are called Belgian fries because they actually are a hundred times better than french fries...

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HL meeting in Lier on sunday.. :innocent:
or maybe a very late afterparty on saturday?
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christophe wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Nah. Not when they come to Lokeren. Sorry m8 :(

But feel free to come over any time!

That also goes for all those that made some kind of a PROMISE a couple of years ago :innocent: and all the others I deem most welcome in our humble country where the beer is good and the french fries are called Belgian fries because they actually are a hundred times better than french fries...

IZ.
HL meeting in Lier on sunday.. :innocent:
or maybe a very late afterparty on saturday?
I would if I could Christopher ;)

But I have to get up at nine on Sunday to do recording for a fellow band (old The Avatar drummer Chris in fact...) so it will be hard as it is already.

But we SHOULD do a Belgian meet one day!

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