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As I've mentioned before, I've been to your tufty little dormitory of a home town. So I can imagine roughly what you sound like, honey.

Why would I want to catch flies?
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andymackem wrote:As I've mentioned before, I've been to your tufty little dormitory of a home town. So I can imagine roughly what you sound like, honey.

Why would I want to catch flies?
You may not. But if I'M catching flies, I take the "bucket of s**t" approach, as opposed to the "spoonful of honey"... really, keep up, it's not that difficult! :roll: :P ;D

Maybe you should call me your little bucket of s**t. :innocent: :kiss:
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timsinister wrote:Not your fault, Sinister in full rant mode is pretty incoherent. I was merely saying I expected Glasgow to be infinitely preferable to Hull, seeings as one is stuck in an eighties timewarp with all of the good bits taken out and seasoned with a stench of death, a culture of narrow-mindedness, ignorance, and isolation, and a very aura of collapse, and the other is Glasgow.
Could be worse Mr S. I hear Goole's really grim.
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Francis wrote:
timsinister wrote:Not your fault, Sinister in full rant mode is pretty incoherent. I was merely saying I expected Glasgow to be infinitely preferable to Hull, seeings as one is stuck in an eighties timewarp with all of the good bits taken out and seasoned with a stench of death, a culture of narrow-mindedness, ignorance, and isolation, and a very aura of collapse, and the other is Glasgow.
Could be worse Mr S. I hear Goole's really grim.
Quit whinging Timster

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boudicca wrote:
andymackem wrote:As I've mentioned before, I've been to your tufty little dormitory of a home town. So I can imagine roughly what you sound like, honey.

Why would I want to catch flies?
You may not. But if I'M catching flies, I take the "bucket of s**t" approach, as opposed to the "spoonful of honey"... really, keep up, it's not that difficult! :roll: :P ;D

Maybe you should call me your little bucket of s**t. :innocent: :kiss:
But for all your flaws, you don't strike me as being a bucket of s**t, irrespective of size. And I'm still not trying to catch flies, so the whole image remains unnecessary and slightly distasteful.

Honey is rather more versatile in my experience, Honey.
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i'm not licking sh*t off anyone, for anything.
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andymackem wrote:But for all your flaws, you don't strike me as being a bucket of s**t...
Why, that's quite the nicest thing I've heard all day... ;D :innocent:
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Miss! Miss! the other pupils are playing with sh*t.


*Nick's desperate attempt at becoming Teacher's pet.*
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i have my eye on them, mr stripper
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boudicca wrote:
andymackem wrote:But for all your flaws, you don't strike me as being a bucket of s**t...
Why, that's quite the nicest thing I've heard all day... ;D :innocent:
Sometimes I disappoint myself. There are arguably two positive comments on a single thread now. :urff:
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andymackem wrote:Sometimes I disappoint myself. There are arguably two positive comments on a single thread now. :urff:
4/10
must try harder...



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emilystrange wrote:send him to coventry then
I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed! :D :D :D :notworthy:
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emilystrange wrote:send him to coventry then
I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed! :D :D :D :notworthy:
well done BoF! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: all the best roads lead out of coventry!
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
emilystrange wrote:send him to coventry then
I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed! :D :D :D :notworthy:
well done BoF! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: all the best roads lead out of coventry!
Well...all the best train tracks lead out of Coventry for me! :lol: :wink:
Cheers BTW! :notworthy:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
emilystrange wrote:send him to coventry then
I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed! :D :D :D :notworthy:
well done BoF! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: all the best roads lead out of coventry!
I left there at age 18, then permanently age 24. Never looked back. It's a dismal grey place.
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i'm from just up the road, and i've only ever been once.
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lazarus corporation wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed! :D :D :D :notworthy:
well done BoF! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: all the best roads lead out of coventry!
I left there at age 18, then permanently age 24. Never looked back. It's a dismal grey place.
That would make sense...
...but you left for Brighton! :? :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: well done BoF! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: all the best roads lead out of coventry!
I left there at age 18, then permanently age 24. Never looked back. It's a dismal grey place.
That would make sense...
...but you left for Brighton! :? :innocent:
Well, I left for Nottingham, hung around there for about 10 years, then moved to Brighton.

Brighton is decidedly less grey than Coventry.
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lazarus corporation wrote:Brighton is decidedly less grey than Coventry.
But not less gay...

Allegedly. :innocent:
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What is there to be alleged about? :innocent:
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Brighton is, without a doubt, decidely more tolerant than most cities I've lived in.

It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.
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lazarus corporation wrote:Brighton is, without a doubt, decidely more tolerant than most cities I've lived in.

It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.
and you can't make sand-castles on the beach. :(
i've got family in brighton so i used to stay there a lot as a kid.my memories of it then are nothing like how it is now.loads of ex-travellers, who for some reason think they can slag off people who still live on the road;but are more than happy to cash in their traveller credentials when
trying to buy something (vehicles,persian rugs etc.) at site prices.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
lazarus corporation wrote:Brighton is, without a doubt, decidely more tolerant than most cities I've lived in.

It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.
and you can't make sand-castles on the beach. :(
Yes, but there's a bloody large sand sculpture exhibition on there at the moment! It's a bit much to get in so we just climbed up a wall and had a look at it instead :innocent:
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lazarus corporation wrote:It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.
Coach-loads of Blue Rinse Brigade and constant party conferences...?

Bet you can get a nice stick of rock tho'... ;D
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