As I've mentioned before, I've been to your tufty little dormitory of a home town. So I can imagine roughly what you sound like, honey.
Why would I want to catch flies?
You're all a bloody disgrace!
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You may not. But if I'M catching flies, I take the "bucket of s**t" approach, as opposed to the "spoonful of honey"... really, keep up, it's not that difficult!andymackem wrote:As I've mentioned before, I've been to your tufty little dormitory of a home town. So I can imagine roughly what you sound like, honey.
Why would I want to catch flies?
Maybe you should call me your little bucket of s**t.
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Could be worse Mr S. I hear Goole's really grim.timsinister wrote:Not your fault, Sinister in full rant mode is pretty incoherent. I was merely saying I expected Glasgow to be infinitely preferable to Hull, seeings as one is stuck in an eighties timewarp with all of the good bits taken out and seasoned with a stench of death, a culture of narrow-mindedness, ignorance, and isolation, and a very aura of collapse, and the other is Glasgow.
And you know that she's half crazy but that's why you want to be there.
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Quit whinging TimsterFrancis wrote:Could be worse Mr S. I hear Goole's really grim.timsinister wrote:Not your fault, Sinister in full rant mode is pretty incoherent. I was merely saying I expected Glasgow to be infinitely preferable to Hull, seeings as one is stuck in an eighties timewarp with all of the good bits taken out and seasoned with a stench of death, a culture of narrow-mindedness, ignorance, and isolation, and a very aura of collapse, and the other is Glasgow.
In Hull you have the Deep and its full of big sharks (Took Little Ed there yesterday for his first birthday)
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But for all your flaws, you don't strike me as being a bucket of s**t, irrespective of size. And I'm still not trying to catch flies, so the whole image remains unnecessary and slightly distasteful.boudicca wrote:You may not. But if I'M catching flies, I take the "bucket of s**t" approach, as opposed to the "spoonful of honey"... really, keep up, it's not that difficult!andymackem wrote:As I've mentioned before, I've been to your tufty little dormitory of a home town. So I can imagine roughly what you sound like, honey.
Why would I want to catch flies?
Maybe you should call me your little bucket of s**t.
Honey is rather more versatile in my experience, Honey.
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i'm not licking sh*t off anyone, for anything.
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Why, that's quite the nicest thing I've heard all day...andymackem wrote:But for all your flaws, you don't strike me as being a bucket of s**t...
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Miss! Miss! the other pupils are playing with sh*t.
*Nick's desperate attempt at becoming Teacher's pet.*
*Nick's desperate attempt at becoming Teacher's pet.*
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i have my eye on them, mr stripper
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Sometimes I disappoint myself. There are arguably two positive comments on a single thread now.boudicca wrote:Why, that's quite the nicest thing I've heard all day...andymackem wrote:But for all your flaws, you don't strike me as being a bucket of s**t...
Names are just a souvenir ...
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4/10andymackem wrote:Sometimes I disappoint myself. There are arguably two positive comments on a single thread now.
must try harder...
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I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed!emilystrange wrote:send him to coventry then
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well done BoF! all the best roads lead out of coventry!Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed!emilystrange wrote:send him to coventry then
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Well...all the best train tracks lead out of Coventry for me!eastmidswhizzkid wrote:well done BoF! all the best roads lead out of coventry!Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed!emilystrange wrote:send him to coventry then
Cheers BTW!
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I left there at age 18, then permanently age 24. Never looked back. It's a dismal grey place.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:well done BoF! all the best roads lead out of coventry!Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed!emilystrange wrote:send him to coventry then
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i'm from just up the road, and i've only ever been once.
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That would make sense...lazarus corporation wrote:I left there at age 18, then permanently age 24. Never looked back. It's a dismal grey place.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:well done BoF! all the best roads lead out of coventry!Brideoffrankenstein wrote:I went to Coventry on sunday and came back yesterday, but I wasn't being ignored - I had an exam! Which I passed!
...but you left for Brighton!
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Well, I left for Nottingham, hung around there for about 10 years, then moved to Brighton.boudicca wrote:That would make sense...lazarus corporation wrote:I left there at age 18, then permanently age 24. Never looked back. It's a dismal grey place.eastmidswhizzkid wrote: well done BoF! all the best roads lead out of coventry!
...but you left for Brighton!
Brighton is decidedly less grey than Coventry.
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Brighton is, without a doubt, decidely more tolerant than most cities I've lived in.
It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.
It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.
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and you can't make sand-castles on the beach.lazarus corporation wrote:Brighton is, without a doubt, decidely more tolerant than most cities I've lived in.
It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.
i've got family in brighton so i used to stay there a lot as a kid.my memories of it then are nothing like how it is now.loads of ex-travellers, who for some reason think they can slag off people who still live on the road;but are more than happy to cash in their traveller credentials when
trying to buy something (vehicles,persian rugs etc.) at site prices.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Yes, but there's a bloody large sand sculpture exhibition on there at the moment! It's a bit much to get in so we just climbed up a wall and had a look at it insteadeastmidswhizzkid wrote:and you can't make sand-castles on the beach.lazarus corporation wrote:Brighton is, without a doubt, decidely more tolerant than most cities I've lived in.
It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.
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Coach-loads of Blue Rinse Brigade and constant party conferences...?lazarus corporation wrote:It does, however, share some of the more unfortunate characteristics of the South of England.
Bet you can get a nice stick of rock tho'...
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