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We should have one.

I think Jane has marvellous hair and a gorgeous curvy, pudgy figure(which I'd love to have), and she's an all round very stylish and pretty lady, and Jonathan Ross is a very lucky man.

She also has big mazoombas.
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I agree. She's very attractive, but not as attractive as Boudicca. :kiss:
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Rosalie wrote:She also has big mazoombas.
Oh but I thought true beauty came from WITHIN, Rosalie? :roll:


I hate to let you down Nick, but lets just say if Ms. Goldman is in possession of a pair of AK-47s, I've got two of those little cheapo water pistols you get in Christmas crackers. :lol:

About as "curvy" as a Belgian road. And not in the least bit f**king ashamed of it.Image
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Um.... I was actually talking about Boudicca: the Celtic female chieftain who led the Iceni. :innocent:
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And the sig... enough already. :roll:
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nick the stripper wrote:Um.... I was actually talking about Boudicca: the Celtic female chieftain who led the Iceni. :innocent:
Your point being? :innocent:

(It's a well-known fact you live longer if you don't continually stuff yourself with pies).
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boudicca wrote:About as "curvy" as a Belgian road.
That's sure to shake you... ;D

So, who is that Jane?
Styles are a lie.

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Obviousman wrote:So, who is that Jane?
Image

The one in black.
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Obviousman wrote:So, who is that Jane?
Ask Quiff... :wink:
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nick the stripper wrote:Image

The one in black.
Ah, the one in black, saw her on Top Gear once

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Obviousman wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:Image

The one in black.
Ah, the one in black, seen her on Top Gear once

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I see nobody in black,only two in pink :innocent: .
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I think she has got nice hair :wink:
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as far as celebs /tv.personalities go i have no problem with j.ros or his missus.shame she only gets crappy sattelite programs whose subect matter is along the lines of "jesus ate my hamster's fish finger which happened to have god's face in it (if you look at it in the right light)."
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Rosalie wrote:I think Jane has marvellous hair and a gorgeous curvy, pudgy figure(which I'd love to have).
Me too. :D
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smiscandlon wrote:
Rosalie wrote:I think Jane has marvellous hair and a gorgeous curvy, pudgy figure(which I'd love to have).
Me too. :D
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I've never seen her on telly, at least not movin' and walkin' and talkin' and stuff. So my super shallow judgement is that she looks OK, and as long as she sounds better than Julie Burchill she can have a tick from ruffers in her box.

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ruffers wrote:a tick from ruffers in her box.oo-er.
:lol:
you can get ointment for that sort of thing...
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Two words

Arse

and

lick

that'll be all!!
coming straight after my post i'ld be hard-pushed to assume that wasn't aimed at me...even harder-pushed to work out why :?
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If I meant you, I would have quoted you. Stop being so paranoid.
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Does she pass the 'Scardy Test'?
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:If I meant you, I would have quoted you. Stop being so paranoid.
:lol:
"just because you're paranoid ..."etc.
so mrsRJ,care to explain for the stupid amongst us? (i have been sat up nearly all night in the hospital sans sleep-repellant) :wink:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Two words

Arse

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lick

that'll be all!!
:lol: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

:innocent:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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