Elderly Ba$tard Groovy moment

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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boudicca wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:IIRC it was somewhere in a sauna complex where swimsuits were not allowed.
Fuckin' :eek: !!!

The plot thickens! :lol:
'the plot' is a slang word I was of yet not familiar with :twisted:

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I'm glad it's not just me that finds herself standing at the front door looking at her car keys and thinking "they might not work on this lock" :oops:
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You know you've really got a problem when you start looking at your car itself and going "the... what's-it-called...the thingummybob...thing with wheels"... :lol:
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.............and how many times have I parked it in a car park, come back from shopping and forgotten where it was :eek:

My Mum and I spent about 15 minutes walking round a Tesco's car park trying to find her car until we realised that there was more than one exit from the shop and we had come out of the wrong one :lol: Honestly - you don't want to ever meet me and my Mum together - we're as ditzy as each other and it gets worse when we're together :lol:
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Black Alice wrote:.............and how many times have I parked it in a car park, come back from shopping and forgotten where it was :eek:

My Mum and I spent about 15 minutes walking round a Tesco's car park trying to find her car until we realised that there was more than one exit from the shop and we had come out of the wrong one :lol: Honestly - you don't want to ever meet me and my Mum together - we're as ditzy as each other and it gets worse when we're together :lol:
I can sympathise BA - the same happened to me after going to see Hawkwind at Nottingham Rock City a few years ago. We parked the car, forgot which multi-storey car park we had left it in and had to wander round the city centre until 2am in the rain trying to find it again :lol:

Then we had a 3 hour drive home! :lol:
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
Black Alice wrote:.............and how many times have I parked it in a car park, come back from shopping and forgotten where it was :eek:

My Mum and I spent about 15 minutes walking round a Tesco's car park trying to find her car until we realised that there was more than one exit from the shop and we had come out of the wrong one :lol: Honestly - you don't want to ever meet me and my Mum together - we're as ditzy as each other and it gets worse when we're together :lol:
I can sympathise BA - the same happened to me after going to see Hawkwind at Nottingham Rock City a few years ago. We parked the car, forgot which multi-storey car park we had left it in and had to wander round the city centre until 2am in the rain trying to find it again :lol:

Then we had a 3 hour drive home! :lol:
With me its a complete lack of a sense of direction - I can be driving in one direction, go round a roundabout and start driving back the way I came without even realising it :lol:

How I get to work each day is a bloody miracle (mind you - I did get lost the first time I drove there :lol: )

Sorry - a little off topic cos this has nothing to do with a "senior moment" - I'm just useless :lol:
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Black Alice wrote: With me its a complete lack of a sense of direction - I can be driving in one direction, go round a roundabout and start driving back the way I came without even realising it :lol:
Ehem. That reminds me on one recent night out in Berlin. :innocent: :innocent: Hope you enjoyed a little bit of nightly sightseeing in the eastern suburbs. :innocent:
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canon docre wrote:
Black Alice wrote: With me its a complete lack of a sense of direction - I can be driving in one direction, go round a roundabout and start driving back the way I came without even realising it :lol:
Ehem. That reminds me on one recent night out in Berlin. :innocent: :innocent: Hope you enjoyed a little bit of nightly sightseeing in the eastern suburbs. :innocent:
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Absolutely ;D We had the perfect company - who wouldn't have enjoyed it :P We hope to do something similar in October...........with the same company :notworthy:
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Black Alice wrote:
canon docre wrote:
Black Alice wrote: With me its a complete lack of a sense of direction - I can be driving in one direction, go round a roundabout and start driving back the way I came without even realising it :lol:
Ehem. That reminds me on one recent night out in Berlin. :innocent: :innocent: Hope you enjoyed a little bit of nightly sightseeing in the eastern suburbs. :innocent:
:oops:
Absolutely ;D We had the perfect company - who wouldn't have enjoyed it :P We hope to do something similar in October...........with the same company :notworthy:
You're very welcomed! :D In the meantime I was further practicing my host qualities with pikkrong. :notworthy:

I feel confident enough now to open up "Jessies HL - Berlin tourist facility". Any HL- Customers welcome anytime. :notworthy:
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canon docre wrote:
Black Alice wrote:
canon docre wrote: Ehem. That reminds me on one recent night out in Berlin. :innocent: :innocent: Hope you enjoyed a little bit of nightly sightseeing in the eastern suburbs. :innocent:
:oops:
Absolutely ;D We had the perfect company - who wouldn't have enjoyed it :P We hope to do something similar in October...........with the same company :notworthy:
You're very welcomed! :D In the meantime I was further practicing my host qualities with pikkrong. :notworthy:

I feel confident enough now to open up "Jessies HL - Berlin tourist facility". Any HL- Customers welcome anytime. :notworthy:
I would recommend you to everybody on here thinking of going to Berlin - chauffeur service and all :D :notworthy:
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Black Alice wrote: I would recommend you to everybody on here thinking of going to Berlin - chauffeur service and all :D :notworthy:
...just count in one additional hour for driving to any destination within the city region. (*free of charge*)

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canon docre wrote:
Black Alice wrote: I would recommend you to everybody on here thinking of going to Berlin - chauffeur service and all :D :notworthy:
...just count in one additional hour for driving to any destination within the city region. (*free of charge*)

:innocent:
Charge more - sightseeing tour :lol:
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Wimmin Drivers!!!


Hell On Wheels, I'm dead, am't I?
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James Blast wrote:to rewind, just for a bit




Wimmin Drivers!!!


Hell On Wheels, I'm dead, am't I?
only if you're crossing the road when they're coming along :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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I can't disagree with Mr. Blast...the Women appear to have colonised this thread.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
James Blast wrote:to rewind, just for a bit




Wimmin Drivers!!!


Hell On Wheels, I'm dead, am't I?
only if you're crossing the road when they're coming along :innocent:
The two of you should start your own comedy show... You guys really were worth paying for, last night, it appears :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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we accept IOU's... :innocent:
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d00mw0lf wrote:My jeans. After spending ten minutes wondering "where the hell did I put my jeans?" then realising I was wearing them :|
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Obviousman wrote:I often stand up to do stuff (eg. getting something out of the fridge), but when I stand up, I've completely forgotten what I was standing up for, though only 5 seconds before I was thinking 'I have to go and do ... ' :eek:

Very enervating :roll:
I do that very often too. Especially after my bike crash 3 months ago.

But I am old, and that's my excuse.
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emilystrange wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:My jeans. After spending ten minutes wondering "where the hell did I put my jeans?" then realising I was wearing them :|
cheers fer that! :lol:
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EBG @ work:

"Tony, can you get this temperature probe out of this sample?"

<wanders off>

</wanders back>

"Where the fcuk did that sample come from :eek: "

"Oh :oops: "
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fine avatar mrs snowey! :notworthy:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:fine avatar mrs snowey! :notworthy:
Looks like Kate Bush in the video for "Babooshka"... :lol:
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EBG moment for me is...

Looking out the window to see whether the neighbours' have parked over the driveway again (refererence: currently wanting to punch thread).

I know we turn into our parents, but I don't remember my dad being Victor Freakin' Meldrew. :eek:
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