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biggy
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Graham Norton - "ooh loooook .. it looooks like a cock" - yes and it's on your head

Jamie Oliver - "Sainsbury's water cress goes lovely with ham" - it's a f**king sandwich you knob, we've all had one.

Sharron Osbourne - "Asda mums pocket the difference" - f**k OFF - plain and simple.
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eastmidswhizzkid
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it would have to be that knob-wand oliver first....worrakunt!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Judy.
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nick the stripper wrote:Judy.
Richard.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:Judy.
Richard.
cliff.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
:bat:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
scotty wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:Judy.
Richard.
cliff.
Push.
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scotty
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nick the stripper wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
scotty wrote: Richard.
cliff.
Push.
Both over
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: cliff.
Push.
Both over
Desecrate bodies. :innocent:
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nick the stripper wrote:
scotty wrote:
nick the stripper wrote: Push.
Both over
Desecrate bodies. :innocent:
Show that on teatime channel 4
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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and send us Belgians a copy :twisted:

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Nobody really...

Or perhaps the guy that told us 013 closed yesterday... Still had a lot of fun though ;D
Styles are a lie.

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Brilliant idea, Biggy.

The p*ss-artist who tried to order his drinks through the power of the mind! You're not a Jedi Knight, p*ss off and let me scald myself with some hot water. :twisted:
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Currently wanting to punch the lens of every camera that got a shot of me yesterday. I look awful in all of them ;D
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biggy wrote: Jamie Oliver - "Sainsbury's water cress goes lovely with ham" - it's a f**king sandwich you knob, we've all had one.
What a wanker! :lol: :notworthy:
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several members of the justin nazi thought police... i suspect he doesn't know who they are
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Motz wrote:Currently wanting to punch the lens of every camera that got a shot of me yesterday. I look awful in all of them ;D
You look your best on webcam.

Ems, don't say a WORD. :lol:
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who.. ME??
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You. Might I remind you of your past mentioning about webcams and boys? :lol:
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i'm still piecing together the footage in my head, lol
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emilystrange wrote:i'm still piecing together the footage in my head, lol
Horror or what genre is that?
Styles are a lie.

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Currently wanting to punch this bloody computer and anything else which refuses to cooperate. What can I say, tiredness makes me tetchy and right now I'm so tired that Dad's starting to look like Robochrist.

Someone help me :lol:
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Motz wrote:Currently wanting to punch this bloody computer and anything else which refuses to cooperate. What can I say, tiredness makes me tetchy and right now I'm so tired that Dad's starting to look like Robochrist.

Someone help me :lol:
Well, he didn't quite look like that to me :eek:

Sure you got a lift back with the same person? :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i'm still piecing together the footage in my head, lol
Horror or what genre is that?
umm.. none of the above
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emilystrange wrote:
Obviousman wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i'm still piecing together the footage in my head, lol
Horror or what genre is that?
umm.. none of the above
So ems, what genre is "imaginary teenage boys fooling around on webcam"? :innocent:
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you tell me, honey.. :-D
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